[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[lesbianmarth]

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

[hiddency]

[girard]

[in-love-and-jeph]

congrats to gerard for finally making his birthday an international holiday

[funnytwittertweets]

[fidelcostco]

everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right

[unclefather]

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

[syrva]

period dramas stress me tf out because none of the characters will say please or thank you to the hand maidens or house workers 

[benisasoftboi]

I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would

Know what an insurance policy is

Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud

Understand that insurance fraud is a crime

…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls

[ro-zden]

4. Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni intends to kill Jessie, James and Meowth in said insurance fraud

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

hope y'all have a gay little February this year

[kingjaffejoffer]

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

[minusthelove]

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

[katjohnadams]

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

[brunhiddensmusings]

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn’t say it’s bad. He definitely doesn’t say it’s trash. He doesn’t say it’s a bad meal. What he says is that it’s not pad thai. It’s been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn’t resemble that thing to someone from that culture.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Just another reason I love Gordon ramsay

[nicollekidman]

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

[securityunit-ese]

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I  bought this:

[securityunit-ese]

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

[securityunit-ese]

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

[securityunit-ese]

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

[mindfulwrath]

the portrait of Doggian Gray

[whitepeopletwitter]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[parkchanwoohoo]

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

[parkchanwoohoo]

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

[great-tweets]

As someone raised in the South, I can confirm that this works every time.

[commodorecliche]

I can confirm this as a fellow southerner.

Alternatives include:

"Well, I've bothered you enough for one night."

"Well, I've taken up enough of your time."

And

"Alright, I'll let you get back to it then."

[aestheticobject]

As someone in the south-ish, I've never concidered others did not know of this strategy, but it's true. It's how I end almost every phone call?

[thefinalaeon]

Confirmed. "All right I'm gonna let you go" = I do not wish to talk anymore and neither of us have hard feelings about it.

[cleopatraphouse]

throwback to the time I got really annoyed at the funko pop men who were coming into my store and bothering me during the pandemic so I made a bunch of memes and fake tweets

[trashboat]

you can’t do this shit to me for a second i thought i had missed something important

[ungoliantschilde]

[ungoliantschilde]

Calvin & Hobbes: the Snowmen, by Bill Watterson.

[ungoliantschilde]