I'm here, I'm queer & I'm always tired

24, UK, constantly singing musicals and wishing my life was a Wes Anderson film

[annelisters]

GET TO KNOW ME GIF MEME - favourite romantic relationships (1/?) ↳ evie and rick (the mummy franchise)

[crystalklk]

I love when people intentionally typo words to get across the instinctual reaction as something similar to a feeling?

Like “i want to Tuch”

“Tumby”

“Creeture”

“Flufy”

“Packige”

Idk i just. Feel it.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

resippy….

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

INGREDIENCE.

[me1odram]

Jonny got onto his writing MA and it honestly fills me with joy to see him getting what he wants and doing well in something that he loves !! It makes me so happy and my heart is warmed every time he does well in something !!! He should be starting in October which is hilarious because if that does happen that means he’ll be starting his MA before I start mine. But !!! This means we’ll both be doing Masters in things we love next year !!!!!! 

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

...... yeah can i get your girl's number?

[a-fools-stone]

bruh why is it that the guys with the coolest gfs gotta be little bitches about

first the witch gf and now this awesome lass

[bluetiefling]

[fairylua]

can you imagine wearing a boy’s hoodie…and the smell of his cologne lingering on it…or having a girl sleep in your bed…and her perfume lingering on your sheets…just think about that for a second, bisexuals

[everythingfromglass]

I made a meme.

[fossilizedmiku-deactivated20260]

OH THERES MUMMY (1998) MEMES NOW

[randomingoftherandomness]

Mine eyes hath been blessed on this day 😍😍😍😍😍

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[catchymemes]

[y0rkminster]

Not only did the husband end up falling in love with the peacock (named Chief), they ended up getting a chicken as well!

[hishap]

That ended more wholesome than I had feared and I’m glad

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[me1odram]

Hey again not to be lame on main but I miss my boyfriend a lot and even though I’m gonna be able to see him next week it will be socially distanced and it’s gonna be so Difficult. But also I hate complaining about it because I know a lot of people are going through a lot harder times. I also know that there are some people, including some of my friends, who have just Stopped social distancing and abiding by lockdown rules. Like, I’m here on the other side of the country to my boyfriend and when I see him next week for the first time in three months I won’t be able to even hold hands with him. Yet these fuckos are out and about sitting on each others laps and fucking sharing drinks from the same glasses or whatever. OR they’re like sitting right next to each other but because they’re outside they think it’s okay ???? Which is absolutely mad to me ?? And it pisses me off ??? Every single day on social media I’m seeing my friends breaking lockdown and social distancing rules and I genuinely am getting so upset about it ???? Like I don’t mean them going to BLM protests, I mean them fucking about in their friend’s house like ?????? Brilliant 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[rotfae]

When my cat says “yes I will allow you to touch the softest parts of me, yes I will allow you to see me at my most vulnerable, yes I will call out to you when I wake in an empty room, yes I will seek you out when I need to feel safe and seen, yes I will stand guard so that you can sleep, I cannot tell you I love you but you know, I know that you know, I cannot tell you that I love you, so I will show it” I cry

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[rinkitay]

PASSIVELY DONATE THRU YOUTUBE VIDEOS

here’s a small list of videos you can watch and passively donate to different funds that are a part of the black lives matter movement. if you are interested in donating as well, i’ve linked most of the funds and organizations the youtubers are donating too. please do not skip the ads!!

I FOLLOWED A PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP ARTIST’S TUTORIAL: to the Black Visions Collective (x)

80p makeup... but what’s the catch? TESTING SHOP MISS A! First impressions and WEAR TEST!: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x)

In-N-Out Mukbang: to the Minnesota Freedom Fund (x)

how to help BLM with NO MONEY/leaving your house: to protestor bail funds of different states

I Got Drunk And Gave Relationship Advice! The ULTIMATE guide to BOYS & GIRLS!!: to the George Floyd fund and other racial equality charities (x)

Baby Products I Regret Buying: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x) and National Bail Out (x)

MY #1 PRODUCT FROM 10 DRUGSTORE BRANDS: the Black Visions Collective (x)

BIG LOUIS VUITTON HAUL | SS 2020 ESCALE + MORE | hollyannaeree: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x) and Campaign Zero (x)

WANT TO DONATE TO BLACK LIVES MATTER BUT HAVE NO MONEY? WATCH THIS VIDEO: to the Black Lives Matter organization (x)

Watch To Donate For FREE: Black Lives Matter: to Campaign Zero (x), NAACP (x), Black Lives Matter (x), Unicorn Riot (x), Comminuties United Against Police Brutality (x), ACLU (x), Color of Change (x), Equal Justice Initiative (x), Reclaim the Block (x), National Bail Out Fund (x)

Huge Prettylittlething & Missguided TRY ON Haul NEW IN... MAJOR Retail Therapy!!: to the George Floyd fund (x) and others

MAY FAVORITES & BOOKS I’VE READ THIS MONTH | I Covet Thee: to The Bail Project (x)

Quarantine Graduation Cap Cake for Class of 2020 | How to Cake It with Yolanda Gampp: to an unspecified organization dedicated towards the education for black students

AMSR Putting Fenty Makeup on Rihanna (Paper Makeover): to the Black Visions Collective (x) and Support the Cities (x)

DECLUTTER, DIY & DECORATE #WITHME Little Girl’s Boho Room Transformation UNDER $100!!!: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x)

TikTokers SPEAKING OUT About RACISM & BLACK LIVES MATTER (Ft. Charli D’amelio, Dixie D’amelio): to the Black Lives Matter foundation (x)

Let’s Talk About It: Racism & Social Injustice: to the Black Lives Matter foundation (x)

“but i’m not racist?”: to the Minnesota Freedom Fund (x)

regarding everything that’s happening: to the George Floyd memorial fund (x), Minnesota Freedom Fund (x), Los Angeles bail relief fund (x), Atlanta bail relief fund (x), Chicago Freedom School (x), People’s Breakfast Oakland (x), Black Queer/Trans operated fund in MN (x)

[sexhaver]

the LAPD is having a town hall and getting fucking eviscerated

[caecilius-est-pater]

[Transcript:]

Person in bottom middle window: Yes, we can.

Caller: [delivering this speech like a furious John Mulaney bit] Great. First things first, Chief Moore, you gotta do a better job at pretending you care about this, man. I’ve been watching you roll your eyes and offer half-hearted smirks, acting like a teenager who’s falling asleep in detention. Are you not aware of the war crimes your department’s doing? Or are you just that impatient to go do more of them?

I see a lot of you, particularly Soboroff, only react when folks use profanity in their remarks. If you think curse words are bad, wait until you hear about the 600+ murders your department has committed over the last seven years! As long as Moore’s out here equating peaceful protestors with cops who murder black people, you all could pretend to be as angry about murder as the F word, OK, kids?

I know you’re all having a rough day, what with everyone here telling you you’re bad at your jobs. Have you considered being good at your jobs? If not, you could find new jobs in retail or restaurants! I know how desperate Garcetti is to get angelenos consuming again during a global pandemic. Where were the curfews then, by the way? Weird.

Chief Moore is morally obligated to resign. Mikey, I know you said you didn’t mean protestors are as much to blame for George Floyd’s murder as his murderers, but that’s a lie! It is what you meant! And we all know it. Mikey’s made it clear in his racist actions and empty platitudes that he doesn’t care about the well-being of his constituents. He loves to tear gas them, blind them, force them indoors with curfews that are announced only a half hour before they take effect, and racially profile as he does so!

Don’t think I didn’t hear about how yesterday you sent out an alert in English saying curfew started at 5 PM, and sent out an alert right after in Spanish saying it started at 6! What’s up with that, bud? All your cute Zoom background photos of the city won’t trick us into thinking you care about anything but yourself and what’s in your pockets.

To close with a James Cameron quote: “Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are. Stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect, and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.” That’s you pigs to a T. Black lives matter, act like it. Happy Tuesday!

[awed-frog]