Meanwhile, in an alternate reality...

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Meanwhile, in an alternate reality... Plus!

An alternate reality has experienced a timequake and the past year is going to be relived again. The James Clayton in that parallel universe is therefore going to explore the news stories in greater detail and the reports will be appearing on this blog...

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'MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY...' NEWS SERVICE ENDS.

MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY... HAS BEEN HAPPY TO PROVIDE A DAILY PARALLEL DIMENSION NEWS SERVICE FOR 222 BROADCASTS. NOW - FOR THIS PARADIGM OF EXISTENCE AT LEAST - IT IS TIME TO CEASE OPERATIONS. PLEASE CLICK ON THIS LINK FOR FURTHER INFORMATION AND ANALYSIS. THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.

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Optimistic about starting a fresh new existence in the opened aperture to a habitable parallel dimension, the last residents of the Universe have completed migration full of hope for the future.

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Accused of witchcraft, Hulda Pfefferkorn has been detained in Dover by English Puritan Commonwealth authorities. Europe's leading herbalist healer was on her way to aid plague victims in Ireland.

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The semi-autobiographical romantic thriller 'The Feeling Experiment' - the debut work of gynoid Minerva-Alpha and the first novel written by an AI - has received rave reviews from literary critics.

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The Australian government has abandoned its plans to relocate the Uluru rock monument to the Aboriginal Reservation. Deterred by the difficulty of moving it, the sacred site will most likely be demolished.

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Bowing down to pressure from disgruntled locals, Lady Seo Jeong-ja - Lord Duchess of Daegu - has begrudgingly dismantled the 250-acre aromatic incense forest that used to decorate her estate.

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King Eleoskra of the Minoan Empire has decreed that the cruel ancient custom of annual tribute from subject states is to end. Non-human sacrifices will be symbolically offered to the Minotaurs instead.

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The 68th reincarnation of Jesus Christ is spending Easter with the Christian community in Aerial Damascus-Minor. This marks the first time the Messiah has enjoyed the festival in a levitating sky city.

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In defiance of the US federal boycott, the State of Alabama has re-opened trade links with the autonomous Ku Klux Klan enclave - a major boon for the increasingly impoverished breakaway nation.

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The King Salamander of Gondwana has shed his skin to reveal a new bright amber visage with red blotches. As per custom the old epidermal slough (dark green with brown speckles) has been eaten.

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Having won the highest stakes baccarat game in the history of professional gambling at the Monte Carlo Casino, Presidente Eduardo Silvestre has successfully wiped out Puerto Rico's national debt.

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The abundant great river delta - territory contested by many tribes for generations - has been claimed by the intimidating Kruwk clan who have overpowered all rivals with their fearsome shrieking.

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Outspoken fantasy fiction author Aaron Hecklaw has been ostracised from mainstream society and condemned as a heinous blasphemer after publishing an essay questioning the divinity of the Albino race.

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Keen to abdicate and pursue a “more wholesome and honest” life as a farmer, Qatari ruler Sheikh Abdul Rashid Al-Harthi has applied to study at the Saskatchewan University of Agriculture in Canada.

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Proud Romanian leader Nicolae Ceaușescu has expressed relief that the Bucharest Grand Mausoleum for he and his wife has finally, after a 23-year construction period, been completed before their deaths.

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North Japan is bracing itself against rising sea levels and the colossal waves now battering coastal regions as the nearby Kamchatka Peninsula continues to rapidly collapse into the ocean.