Me.S.A.-Offical

They didn't let me put Oc-Offical on the end :,[

[mechanical-support-assisant]

Tumblr needs to make their captcha better.

>Hai, I'm Me.S.A.! Short for Mechanical Support Assistant!_

Things you should consider before continuing:

🤖🚫 This user is against ai. dispite me roleplaying as a robot, I don't support actual robots.

⚠️I do not knowingly support MAPs/Pedophiles, Zoodophiles, Racists, homophobes, ablists or anything similar. if you support these groups I highly recomend blocking me.

💵🚫I cannot and will not donate to anything. asking me to will result in me assuming you're a bot and expressing hatered towards you, especially if you're using on-going issues to scam other innocent people, and/or blocking you.

Thank you for listening.

Info about Mesa!

Me.S.A. is a robot designed to help humans with different tasks. he uses his tail to charge and requires water every now and then to cool down. he knows hes not human but doesn't care. he uses he/it/they pronouns.

Speech! 🗣️💬

he uses his TV screen to speek!

>Me.S.A. talks like this when hes talking normally!_ >Me.S.A. talks like this when hes pissed off (rare) or if hes errored out (common)!_ >Me.S.A. talks like this when hes heavily damaged!_ >Me.S.A. uses <br> to inline on his screen!_

Tags Mesa uses!

Me.S.A. - every post/reblog

Freaky ass robot - NSFW/suggestive posts/reblogs

Me.S.A. Listens to someone else! - Every Reblog

Me.S.A. has spoken! - Every Post

Me.S.A. replies! - Asks

S.N.R - Lore!

Wheres Me.S.A.?! - Mod/OOC

Images below!

^ From when he died temporeraly on valentines day </3

^ Profile Images! :3

this will be updated overtime :3

UPDATE LOGS

UPDATE1 - 08/04/2026 - Created account, made pinned post. added profile images.

UPDATE2 - O9/04/2026 - Added new tag "Wheres Me.S.A.?!", added Context behind new tag. Added update logs.

[killer-offical]

All yellow-haters are gonna suffer in a special hell. it's called Yellowland. its hell or paradise depending on the person

[herobrine-offical]

How could one hate yellow when THIS person V

Is yellow

[killer-offical]

yellow is a wonderful color

[herobrine-offical]

And don't even get me started on how shadow freddy would look FABULOUS with a yellow top hat and bowtie because just.

Look at that

Now make the tophat and bowtie yellow and thats how you get

This fucking thing. and by GOD are they buitiful <3

[killer-offical]

do you like this guy

[herobrine-offical]

Nightmare is my favourate character in FNaF 4.

[killer-offical]

uh huh

[herobrine-offical]

huh??

[killer-offical]

I've never heard someone say "and by GOD are they buitiful<3" to a robot, its strange but you do you I guess

[herobrine-offical]

Thanks for making me notice a mispelling when it was FAR too late to fix it :)

I ment to say "beautiful".

[killer-offical]

how did you even misspell it that bad

[herobrine-offical]

I pronounce it "be-you-t-i-full" so I usually spell it as "beutiful."

I think what happened is my mind said "press u" twice but my hand ofset itself? idfk I wanna go lie face first in a river

[killer-offical]

is it because steves in that river

[herobrine-offical]

yes- no wait what?

[killer-offical]

LMAO, you like steve

[herobrine-offical]

No I don't. I've said this like, 1000 times now.

[skyan-official]

say what you want, but at the end of the day you're not beating the stevekisser allegations >:D

[herobrine-offical]

May steve himself amerge from the nearest riverbed and prove me wrong if I was lying.

@steve-officai [no force, compleately optional]

[steve-officai]

Herobrine is lying. He’s 99% gay for me

[killer-offical]

LMAO, so whats this about @herobrine-offical

[herobrine-offical]

UHHH ITS NOTHING!!! D:>

[killer-offical]

YEAHH so what were you saying about not liking steve

[crazyredfeatherlover]

what about them? 😭

Nightmare Bonnie is still hot af tbh...

[killer-offical]

first i was surrounded by horny assholes. now its robot fuckers. i mean i guess i can see it

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Surrounded by what now?_

[mechanical-support-assisant]

Hb dH ,dHb, ,dHb, H7,FH ,dHb, ",_ H___H H ' H H===" `", H```H H H '7HP' @ '7HP' @ H H @

>THATS ME!!!! :D_

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

lowkey wrote something unhinged and I was tweaking while writing it and it's only like a paragraph but uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah! Yippee!

And no

You'll never know what it was

I mean MAYBE if you get to 1500 notes but literally nobody is getting there let's be real

My measly 140 follower count 😭😭😭

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

you guys are getting scarily close don't do this to me

[siriuscybernetics-official]

second push; @satan-offical, @silly-little-arson-frog-offical, @tum-blr-offical, @definitely-ao3-offical, @the-one-and-only-piper-offical, @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical, @artificially-generated-official, @skyan-official, @no-one-offical, @tiny-fox-offical, @days-without-ai-ads-offical, + open tags

[jellydeprived]

non-offic(i)alverse tags: @jkl-fff, @inthehousethatalwaysrains, @anjelzz, @chloe-and-also-spamton-ig, @zavixel, @wittywonderwolfy, @ddawgthechef2, @beepboopappreciation, @mechanical-support-assisant, + open tags

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I WAS TAGGED IN A THING!!!!!!!!!_ >MOM I'M FAMOUR!!!_

[ozempicofficial]

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*INHALE* *EXHALE*

@mechanical-support-assisant

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Hello, Human! :3_

[offical-fanartist-offical]

I don't have pronouns. I have hackernouns. Godnouns, even

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Awhh man :( I got Noobnouns_

[no-one-offical]

Something robot intimate. Aaaand ask.

Yummy

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Hello! would you like assist- wait what was that about robots?_

[jellydeprived]

hello what the heck is happening

do you want to eat? the robot?

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I'm scared.._

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>NOT. HELPING._

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*silently watching*

the fuck do i do

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>D:>_

[no-one-offical]

Something robot intimate. Aaaand ask.

Yummy

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Hello! would you like assist- wait what was that about robots?_

[jellydeprived]

hello what the heck is happening

do you want to eat? the robot?

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I'm scared.._

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>NOT. HELPING._

[stormbreaker-290]

Hey girl, are you a downloadable from a questionable website?

Cause you're so S.exe it's makin my system run hot <3

[upsidedownapple]

Happy year to S.exe makin storms system run hot <3

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I'm gonna use that now._

[no-one-offical]

Something robot intimate. Aaaand ask.

Yummy

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Hello! would you like assist- wait what was that about robots?_

[jellydeprived]

hello what the heck is happening

do you want to eat? the robot?

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I'm scared.._

[no-one-offical]

Something robot intimate. Aaaand ask.

Yummy

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Hello! would you like assist- wait what was that about robots?_

[eredin-offical]

may i have a kiss

The King of the Wild Hunt never gives nor receives kisses. Ask your own species, dh'oine.

[no-one-offical]

kiss me femboy king, and you will be rewarded

[eredin-offical]

I will not kiss you.

[herobrine-offical]

I'd love to see that

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I would pay to see that actually-

[herobrine-offical]

same

[evilpineapple-offical]

Actually yeah I wanna see that

[herobrine-offical]

eredin, like, 3 people want to see you kiss @no-one-offical, will you?

*holds one of these ^ up to you*

[eredin-offical]

*Eredin slaps the microphone with force, causing it to fall onto the ground*

You dare to insult me by shoving a painted red stick into my face?

*Eredin grabs you by the throat, lifting you into the air*

Shall we see how it feels when I shove my blade through your chest?

[herobrine-offical]

was-was that a yes or??

[eredin-offical]

*He has already dropped you*

It was a no.

[herobrine-offical]

Oh ok

@no-one-offical saddly that was a no.

[no-one-offical]

Aw, I would have loved to share some petals of life. Enough to poison a moon's worth of populations

[herobrine-offical]

:(

[no-one-offical]

Would you like a kiss?

[evilpineapple-offical]

I don’t think I was invited but I do :3

[no-one-offical]

[evilpineapple-offical]

oh. Ok. That wasn’t what I asked.

[no-one-offical]

Kiss in privacy. duh

[evilpineapple-offical]

…sure…

[no-one-offical]

:-3

[evilpineapple-offical]

sigh

[no-one-offical]

Can I eat some pineapple pizza

[evilpineapple-offical]

No, because there is no greater evil than pineapple pizza. This isn’t even good evil anymore, this is just horrific. I’d rather you kill someone

[no-one-offical]

my cousin someone is already dead, who else do I kill babe 👉🏼👈🏼

[laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed]

i volunteer :D also can I ALSO get a kiss? on the forehead?

[no-one-offical]

I only offer tongue sorry

[stupid-offical]

Concerned.

[no-one-offical]

Concerned you're not getting any tongue?

[stupid-offical]

Wgat-

[no-one-offical]

I bet you loved my tongue before

[herobrine-offical]

this the new illigal asian post?

[skeletal-spire-man]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NON

NONE OF MY VLOGS (@/stupid-offical) CAN BE IMORTALITISED IN A POST LIEK THSI THATS KEOT ALIVEIVE

PLEA SE NO

[herobrine-offical]

Hehehehehehehehehehe >:3

[skeletal-spire-man]

no.....

[mechanical-support-assisant]

> @no-one-offical is this offer still out?_

[astronaut-offical]

Delete.

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Did you mean.. uhh... ok I don't want to accidentally kill myself here soo "rm *"? ok I'm fine. the program didn't see it as code. I'm fine._

[astronaut-offical]

What??

Um...

Deleted.

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Wait-_

*disapears immidiately*

[astronaut-offical]

Delete.

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Did you mean.. uhh... ok I don't want to accidentally kill myself here soo "rm *"? ok I'm fine. the program didn't see it as code. I'm fine._

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I'm scared D:>_

[penny-offical]

I'm ai now.

I will make you art

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>Heyyyyy don't take my job! :[_

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how do i create a petition to get rid of ai on tumblr

ban of AI on tumblr

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 14

@tagging-officals-offical, idk spread this shit

[james-offical]

observe

[business-man-offical]

Ai is not business.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

preach

[janet-offical]

Hi there! I'm not an AI and I'm not a robot, I'm also not a lady. I'm a Janet. And Janet says Fuck AI!

[pipis-official]

ZAY IT WITH HIM FOLKZ

Ai is very much uncool!!!!!

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

AI SUCKS, its disappointing that @staff didnt do shit about this, and how its still getting notes, like this was posted over 2 months ago

[mechanical-support-assisant]

>I might be a robot but I'd gladly take a hammer to ChatGPT's servers for what they've done._