shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
Phantogram Three
izzy's playlists!
Fai_Ryy
almost home
EXPECTATIONS
Show & Tell
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Jimmy Eat World
macklin celebrini has autism
$LAYYYTER
bliss lane
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@mediocre-crocodile
“people make grace cry too much he’s a grown man” im also a grown man who cries too much and you know what im going to make grace cry even more
“witnesses” like should i have killed the people who saw me cry at the ice cream parlor last week
quick everybody let's enforce the patriarchy on a fictional guy!!!!!
This would work on me
something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s?
what should I listen to
women
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
they killed him for this
my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has
I am in fucking tears
one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me
when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures
can't leave that in the notes 😂
does anybody else feel like we're in an era of unprecedented misogyny and everybody's just kinda trying their damnedest to not think about it, often by engaging with it entirely uncritically? or have I become too isolated and weird
Ok so the first one. got it.
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
