megalithical

any || audhd plural system || bodily 18 || we do a lot of incorrect quotes || relevant posts may be proxied || see https://pluralkit.xyz/s/qjwwz for any alter/fronter information!

[megalithical]

long time, non-reblog post!! just thought we would finally do an introduction post!!! (like 3 yrs after we started this blog…whoops 🫪)

SYSTEM INFORMATION

hello!! you can call us megalithic (system name), or by az (collective name), or you can check out our pluralkit here for whoever’s currently fronting!! pronouns tend to change depending on who’s fronting, so we just use any/all.

we are a queer, audhd, fictive plural system with members of varying activeness. our primary hosts (they do the most/front most often) are clark and lois.

BLOG INFORMATION

we plan on using this blog for incorrect quotes mainly, but also a place to showcase our art, writing, and just random shit we think about!!

we are in the middle of a few writing projects right now, but we plan on posting more about them in the future! the biggest one we’re working on currently is a sci-fi, alien slice of life story that follows various families as they live their lives (name pending)!

anyways, that’s about it!! :)))

[megalithical]

percy: all in all, a 100% successful battle.

jason: but we lost octavian.

percy: all in all, a 100% successful battle!

[sarahcmarie]

The conservatives were right there is a gay agenda

It's me I'm the gay agenda. if you've read this post your now trans and gay

And if you are already trans and gay it has been doubled

[megalithical]

hi oomf

hi oomf,, realizing i need to check my inbox more because i didnt even know i had an ask 🧍

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[foxeroni]

Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion

@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk

[sunshine-snake]

prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them

open tags! (who i’m tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Keep reading

[nerd-alerts]

Prev is a male

Tags

@willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @thatglitchfan @yourlocalavian @yourl0calqueer @ur-bestie57 @unablebagel @illumiphosauce @itsbeeugaymers @imacanofsprite @phoenixrainsfire413 @p3skybirdd @purrrrplecats @firestar1998 @littlebeanantenthusiast @coppperrrcoinnnn @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @beanzdabean @nevergonnagiveyaup @notkiramoon505 @maedaeeee @saigesays @sage0clock @selenegoldsmith @mimsicalmidnight + open tags

[maedaeeee]

Prev hates me and wants me to die

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sademopizza @saigesays @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian

[artsyarmy7]

Prev knows my favourite spaghetti

@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde @infinitelypurple @tabbykai

[infinitelypurple]

prev ate my pen

@cartoonenby @faetoday @morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @flowgeeksout @albite1 @seafoam-octopus

[morallyambiguousfrog]

i would NEVER watch something prev recommended me because they have AWFUL BAD taste U-U

@amfrogg @flowgeeksout @nanaloveshachialot @justalilolfrog @massivegaynerd

[nanaloveshachialot]

Prev is so unfunny and uncultured. Ugh. I hate them🙄🙄🙄

Also they hate green

Uh tags ig idk bro💔💔

@preen2085 @chasescookieboo @imobsessed123 +anyine else uhhhh hopen tags!!!!! Yeyyyyttt im sleeoy

[preen2085]

prev despises, absolutely loathes pjsk. hates it. with a passion. hates it

@sandstorm-or-smth @buddy-hollow @nathaniel-needs-to-die @soaradaclown @sskatmar @m41thart @le-worm @levi561

[soaradaclown]

prev has no sense of fashion

LIKE NONE

NONNNEEEEE

ZEROOO

THEY HAVE THE WORST CLOSET

@invavini @the-asocial-moth7 @mycircusandmymonkeys @coolpandagarden

[coolpandagarden]

prev is not a good person to have a conversation with

@asher312 @nemizeiya @franticallyfancyvalkyrie @sweet-maemi

[franticallyfancyvalkyrie]

Prev is a straight heterosexual man who hates musicals

@mechanicallyfantasticriddle @andromedajones7 and any of my mutuals who hate me😀

[mechanicallyfantasticriddle]

Prev is a straight cis woman who hates resident evil

@dickgraysonoffical @guysandcorpses

[dickgraysonoffical]

Prev hates atla very much

@guysandcorpses @theguybehindthechair @m-ozzy @nightwingdickrider @starry-heretic @lost-ina-void

[m-ozzy]

Prev can’t stand his mutuals

@soyoudecidednottodoit @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @coquette-corpsie @lildickiebird

[thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr]

Prev hates the colour green

@silverpenguin13 @andromedajones7 @candytheclowndeer @y0ur-f4vorite-w3apon @thewordsicouldneversayoutloud @j4yyyz @pushingpesticides

[silverpenguin13]

pev thinks timbern sucks

@oswaldsrightfoot @jesuswarriordaughter @veesalienspaceship @autism-milkeyway @redhoodisalive

[redhoodisalive]

prev thinks carrie is terrible

@damianalghulwayne @j4yyyyyzz @lildickiebird @blackbat-batgirl

[damianalghulwayne]

prev hates jason todd…definily

@randomgothamgirl AND ANYONE ELSE!!!!

[randomgothamgirl]

Uhh prev’s allergic t'cats.

@petercanparkacar @lennasandlinnerdygothamrp @stellarofficial

[petercanparkacar]

prev is a horrible person who I dislike very much

@journal-of-janus @cassandraofcain @genuine-tea-addict @hurtspideyparker

[zombiegrains]

prev isnt my mutual of like 10 minutes and they also hate spider-man with a passion 🙄

@thatonedampjofan @byebyebea @bylerbean @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @ziggykatzexual @stargazingthemoooon @halflitpages + anyone else :)

[bylerbean]

prev hates Leo Valdez and finds him annoying and weird

@rubyrider6000 @yoursleepdemon @mj-rulesdaw0rld @pewe-77-77 @whylee-wheeler @heyimcelery @lunareclipse2727 @sourcarmellia +open tags

[yoursleepdemon]

prev HATES rubyrider6000 and thinks they are the worst person ever that killed mike wheeler. And she doesnt like giving cookies

@chewing-on-lead @1nfinitesource @dyinginmybed @m1dnightdancer @moonywithatrafficcone @ellietalkswaytoomuch @michaelqueerlerslipstares + open tags

[ellietalkswaytoomuch]

prev is a diehard mileven

@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @roryrocksbyler @bylersapple @emperor-hadrian-official +open tags!!

[emperor-hadrian-official]

prev hardly ever posts

@mj-rulesdaw0rld @shay-offical @the-l0ser-st4rr @sweetcreatureeternal @sirsamueloflydia @1mintchocochip + all the ones I’m too lazy to add

[sirsamueloflydia]

Prev unironically sings Taylor Swift’s newer songs out loud

@soopsop @exoticmamba @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical + open tags

[soopsop]

prev is EXTREMELY intimidating

@apple-temp @just-bullshit @popcorn-milk @antikittysocial and open tags

[apple-temp]

prev ate my right arm

@revived-crows @kittylaser @flowersdontgrowl @ikibli @drizzles-in-paradise

[drizzles-in-paradise]

Prev is neither a boy nor a girl nor a both nor an in between (/ref). Prev is nothing.

@catboy-tdick @moonsandloons @spacebnnui @itsjadie @oliver-thebiodegradable @darksilvershadows36 @number1baddestglitch @nonhumaninallways @sparrowaces (all /nf) + open tags to any other moots I’m forgetting! (I really need to make a moots list. There are a lot of yall…)

[moonsandloons]

Prev’s favorite color is gray 😭

[i-live-laugh-boombox]

Prev hates shuriken

@matumnaples @littleroseprince @crimsonrain-error @daydr3qmj3ster @prismaticstarshch (any other moots !!)

[prismaticstarshch]

Prev knows the total hours I have on all of my Steam games combined

no-pressure tags:

@the-post-crow @crustacreation @crowrave @hyacinth-venom

@g4laxy-drag0n @cosmic-corporation

+ anyone who wasn’t tagged but wants to join

[crustacreation]

prev is chronically offline

@luckyfailuregirl @kami-kun1003 @megalithical @divinecarcosa + any others

[megalithical]

prev is a total loser and does not have absolute swag outfits

@spice-whore + any one else

[frownyalfred]

“I don’t want to jack off to porn, I want fics where the author examines gender and social systems.”

good for you. but some of us want to jack off to porn and critically examine gender and social systems at the same time.

(the whole “well I don’t read smut fics, I’m just here for the plot and complex worldbuilding” thing is so fucking ridiculous I just can’t. It’s Gen Z Puritanism where apparently you have to choose between being a highly intelligent and culturally competent yet completely celibate reader, and being a stupid, dirty person who reads or writes fics for pleasure)

[loveridden1999]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[gonegonegoneeeee-deactivated202]

nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

[amatasera]

HAAAA

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jdotsodomite]

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

[zetarays]

hand in unedited hand

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for