argumentative antithetical dream girl✨

megan | 19 | im just a girl, trying to find a place in this world | various fandoms | prepare for dragons

[crazytogether05]

[blauwetas]

Nobody gets him 😔

[yellowbirdbluetoo]

[jacobtheloofah]

why is this edited to say sonic when the original already said sonic

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[peanutbutterbirdwings]

Mike being a relentless force of positivity for El is the cutest shit ever. They’re about to get eaten by a monster and he’s just like: “You’re gonna have your own bed and eat eggos and we’re gonna dance together :)”

El gets attacked by a monster made of melted human flesh and he goes: “You are gonna look so badass when this scar heals!”

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[singetailsaremyfav]

I find it hilarious that the people of the defenders of the wing island are literally just Hiccup and Heather with their faces covered because the top pic is the defenders of the wing and this pic is Hiccup and Heather in disguise ->

rawr :3

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[slyandthefamilybook]

>"if you don't kick Nazis out of your bar it's a Nazi bar!"

>look inside bar

>Jews asking politely to not get called Nazis

[slyandthefamilybook]

not even joking

[prof-grace-aspen]

“It’s like asking Germans how they feel about Nazis”

No, it’s like asking every Muslim post 9/11 what they think about Al Qaeda. It’s like being suspicious of any person who MIGHT look middle eastern.

Aka, fucking ridiculous and prejudiced.

If you can grasp why it’s offensive to interrogate random Muslims about 9/11, then you can get why it’s offensive to grill every Jew about Palestine.

[clueingforbeggs]

Also, who wants to take bets on whether Yumemiya here sees someone online say they're German and immediately goes to ask them if they're a Nazi?

Actually, hang on, 'If you let a Nazi into a bar, it becomes a Nazi bar, same deal with ethnic groups'? Does anyone else get a weird feeling about this guy's thoughts on segregation?

[penrosesun]

Yeah, that’s really the thing, isn’t it: the point of “if you let a Nazi into your bar, it becomes a Nazi bar” was never about how you should grill random German people about whether or not they’re Nazis before you let them enter your space – on the contrary, if your only focus was on German people, you’d miss a lot of neo-Nazis who are, not to put to fine a point on it, actually majority not ethnically German. The original story was about noticing that the patrons in question were displaying an explicitly Nazi symbol. It had nothing to do with who they were and everything to do with what they were openly supporting.

How the actual fuck did we get from “learn to recognize fascist dog whistles and have a zero tolerance policy about them” to “selectively interrogate members of minority groups you think are suspicious about whether they’re one of the good ones?”

Bruh let’s imagine for a moment that two people walk into your bar:

Person A is not German, but is wearing a literal iron cross. You ask him if the literal iron cross is a Nazi thing. He says that sure, that’s maybe the origin of the iron cross, but obviously he’s not a Nazi, and you need to stop jumping at shadows. The iron cross is really just a symbol of resistance against modernity, and embracing tradition. He wears it because he believes it’s important to preserve ethnic divisions and maintain cultural purity. He thinks stopping modern degeneracy is critically important – in the politics, and also in the arts. There are a lot of sick, evil people out there who are trying to destroy communities, but groups like his are trying to resist that. “We’re stronger together,” he says. “That’s why we need to protect our own.”

Person B is dressed completely normally but he speaks with a German accent. You ask him to clarify whether or not he’s a Nazi right this instant because “all Germans are Nazis until proven otherwise,” and he tells you “fuck off, you racist piece of shit.”

If you kick out Person B and let Person A stay, congratulations, you’re speed-running your way into having a Nazi bar.

[slyandthefamilybook]

"Jews think you can't criticize them"

"Vile stench"

"Victim complex"

"Global Jewry"

"Parasite"

"The extermination you deserve"

"The world is noticing"

"Clean Jewish people"

This person is a Nazi. If it wasn't clear before that the tactic of labeling Zionists as undeserving of life and then asserting that any Jew should be assumed to be a Zionist is bent towards Jewish extermination it should be now

[ranfordgallus]

The pug-ification of toothless' face is actually unreal dude what the fuck did they do to my aerodynamic dragon

[353lines]

no that's great i'm so happy for enola fans

[353lines]

[meganwasbored]

if you thought the mandalorian and grogu was too unserious you must just not like the mandalorian in general because it’s literally always been like this

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[studentofetherium]

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

[studentofetherium]

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

[toskarin]

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

[sharkcougarhawksnakescorpion]

Just a friendly reminder: “that that” may be technically grammatically correct but if you just use one, I PROMISE the sentence will still make sense. It’s why every English teacher ever will mark one out if you have two.

[thequeenofsastiel]

True, it'll technically still make sense, but I'm ngl, when I read one "that" where two will make more sense, I find myself mentally adding a second "that"

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup