My friends call me Meg.

I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

[vamphours]

my heated rivalry hyperfixation will not be leaving me anytime soon i fear

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[wizardshark]

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

[explorerrowan]

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

[yogg-saron]

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Max is an adult now

[triassictriserratops]

so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.

"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp

"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!

"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10

The point here is that Shane is:

☝🏽funny

and

✌🏽bitchy

and I think it's important that we remember that!

[larkral]

Let us not forget:

(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[lilmiaowkittie]

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[ilyas-left-nut]

this altered my brain chemistry

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[kliomuse]

Post-series Spuffy FF Master List, part IV

Spuffy post-Chosen, part IV

Post-series Canon

Baby Blue by Anaross

London, Calling by Cosmic Tuesdays (Hannah on AO3)

Caught Him by elements

The Last Days of Autumn by cindergal

Truth and Consequences by JamesMFan

What Happens on Saturday by HappyWhenItRains

In a Billion by HappyWhenItRains

Masquerade by Holly

Fracture by Holly

Evaporate by Soulburnt

Maclay Down by Soulburnt

Revontulet by YouCutYourHair

Mail by MillennialCryBaby

a gravedigger’s dozen (or the people i’ve been since you left me) by taxicab12

Life in the Present Tense by Lirazel

The Sharing Game by stuffandnonsense

Shadows on the Wall by zinjadu

Epic (50K+)

Bring it on Home by Maggie LaFey

Old Man Spike by Loup Noir

Waiting for You by honeygirl51885

A Crack in Oblivion by DauntlessGrace

Heart’s a Mess by splendidchapette

Sending my Love from the Other Side of the Apocalypse by cawthraven

Time Travel/AU

A Ripple in Time by CheekyKitten

A Stone’s Throw from Yesterday by Eurydice

The Burning Wheel by Ginger

To the Victorian Go the Spoils by gwennie

I know you verse (5 stories) by slaymesoftly

Lucidity by Soulburnt

‘love is’ series by taxicab12

Time Check by Willow25

So Much Depends by yellowb

Ketchup and the Crocodile by yellowb

The Second Coming by tempestt

These Fierce Seasons by zinjadu

Humor/Light

Lights, Camera, Kiss by Dusty (multiple chapters posted as separate stories on SAD)

Slayers Academy Now Hiring by elements

The Trampoline Mile by simmony

Camaraderie by scratchmeout

Better Late than Never by slaymesoftly

Dead Dove/Dark

Spiegel Im Spiegel by Fallowdoe

Scarlet and Midnight by Lirazel

Leave Your Lights On by Niamh

The Last Summer by Annie Sewell-Jennings

Incarnate by Sigyn

Future Perfect by Sigyn

There’s a Crack in Every Wall by bunniesarebad

Longue durée

Colors by Anaross (crossover with Firefly)

My Immortal series by elisi (crossover with Torchwood/Dr Who)

Divided Destiny by elisi

Clocks of the Long Now by lostboy

Many thanks to @stiney for help finding some of these stories.

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[megara09]

9-1-1, I am begging you to hire someone to verify the medical accuracy of your storylines because IO ACCESS ONLY GOES IN LONG BONES AND YOU WENT FOR THE STERNUM? CONGRATS YOU JUST PUNCTURED HER HEART. HER HUMERUS WAS RIGHT. THERE.

I’m sure there is no shortage of qualified medical professionals who would jump at the chance to work with the show to make these scenes less of a jarring whatthefuck for actual medical professionals who watch the show 🙃

[ficauthor]

[ungovernablecrow]

[ID: The bugs bunny in a suit meme edited to say "I wish all ao3 volunteers a very pleasant good luck with whatever the hell is happening" End ID]