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Today's announcements.
Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*
might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year
well fuck. who knew
a trail to nowhere..
In my freshman year of high school, we had a new history teacher. His name was Mr. Taylor, and he was ridiculously hot. He was just out of college–this was his first teaching job–and he was one of those people that you look at and think “shouldn’t you be modelling somewhere?” On top of being gorgeous, he was also kind, funny, a great teacher, and a huge Lord of the Rings nerd, and the student body worshiped him.
This was a small, private school, and there were only two sections of freshman World History, and he taught both of them. He constantly complained that one section was ahead of the other. As the year progressed, the gap between the two sections widened–as midterms approached, one section was in the medieval period and the other was still lagging at the end of the Roman empire.
Both sections were meant to sit the same exam, so he couldn’t just move up the midterm and have one class sit it first. He needed to get both classes into the same time period.
So for the week before midterms, he hurried the slower class into the middle ages, and went in to depth with the other. He discussed battles in detail, drew regional maps on the white board, and even diagrammed the lineage of the king of Noldor. The class, of course, took diligent notes and asked questions. Everyone wanted to impress him and did their best to learn the material.
During the last class before the midterm, he reviewed the material he’d taught for most of the term, but didn’t touch on any of the things he’d been teaching for the last week.
Finally, one student asked if any of the stuff he’d been teaching for the last week was going to be on the exam.
“No,” he said, “The contents of the Silmarillion will not be on the exam.”
There was a moment of silence while everyone sat there, confused. Someone eventually went “…what??”
Mr. Taylor grinned. “Yeah, I needed to keep you guys busy while the other class caught up, so for the last week I’ve just been teaching Lord of the Rings history. I can’t believe none of you noticed. You need to pay more attention to geography.”
The class was, unsurprisingly, outraged. Mr. Taylor just laughed.
[ID: three tweets from Existential Comics/@existentialcomics:
1: Bill Gates made his money by extinguishing free software and forcing us to pay him a tax just to turn our computers on. This was only possible because the State was ready to violently enforce his "intellectual property".
He didn't create a computer revolution, he destroyed one.
2: Zuckerberg made his money in the exact same way, of course - by destroying a free social network. A social network was bound to emerge, what Zuckerberg did was prevent it from following open protocols, like email, so just anyone couldn't set up a server to socialize with anyone.
3: To say these people added value to the world and therefore "deserve" their billions is absurd. They subtracted value, an enormous amount of value, and stymied progress to seize control and extract wealth. Computers and the internet would be more advance if they had never existed.]
Everyone forgets how hated Bill Gates used to be and the lawsuits he got, his PR team is the best out there
A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.
Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.
if you sit there you belong to the fae
That’s the Fae’s problem
That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.
Love this baby girl so much
meirl
COVID-19: New York Will Be The Next Italy, But Doesn’t Have to Be
people overreacting are literally more of a threat than the actual virus at this point. you are all so FUCKING stupid
that is EXACTLY why at work when we were able to get more supplies in I was putting them out in limited quantity cause I knew if I put it all out one person would come by and clean it completely out
the trucker that delivered our shipment today said he hadn’t even gotten the chance to shop for himself yet cause he had been driving trucks around so much! I ended up digging thru the pallets I got of product to get him a couple things just so he had SOMETHING for himself I was also telling employees to let me know if they needed anything cause I would set it aside for them
people are being greedy and selfish and its so frustrating seeing a couple people buying as much as they can and not leaving anything for anyone else
A lot of the grocery stores around me have implemented limited hours, so that they can have an 8 hour night shift to restock shelves. Workers would try to unload palettes, and cuatomers would have grabbed every off the palette in like 10 minutes.
They also have set hard limits on the number of items you can buy. Like, they’re not allowing anyone to buy more than 2 of toilet paper, sanitizer, isopropyl alcohol, latex gloves, etc.. etc.. It’s wild.
Also, people who profiteer off of a pandemic are punk ass bitches who deserve to be robbed
ok so youve heard of italians singing songs from their homes.... and i give you spaniards playing bingo from their balconies
i’ve always thought that if we do invent time travel, we should just like get official photos and videos of important events like
the youtube history channel just has a video called “signing of the declaration of independence (official video)” with comments disabled
#also i want to see how ugly julius caesar was
If she was a siren singing at the bottom of the ocean, I’d jump right into it. No doubt. Totally gay :D
Angelic voice 😍 😍
Quick! Someone tag the bathroom sirens!!
:Get a kitten they said, it’ll be fun they said.” (via zikrettin)