a MELLYRIFFIC life

have no envy, no fear

[you-are-another-me]

[bad1dimagines]

2017 mood

[you-are-another-me]

[aconfusedbird]

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

it’s gender neutral

you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician

you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

????

[rhettandlink]

approve

[applesample]

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

[beepolitics]

NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

[automatically]

Kylie Jenner as a baby

[mellyriffic]

Me in the morning: today is the day I finally get my life together

Me at night time: okay but tomorrow is the day I finally get my life together

Me: *repeats poisonous cycle*

[stepbaby]

[sweetpeete]

me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*

[feliznavijoshdun]

!!!

[wifiey]

having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other

[thepigeongazette]

DO YOU WANT ANTS!? Because ….um….

[mellyriffic]

[mildlyamused]

[cocolagoon-deactivated20130621]

An artist with Alzheimer’s drawing self-portraits.

this is sad and beautiful bye 

[mellyriffic]

Training to fill in for spiderman

[odonut]

[safelyendangered]

[gemmacorrell]

Modern Curses

Pre-order my book of comics, The Worrier’s Guide to Life

[obliteratings-deactivated201406]

[surprisebitch]

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

wild