Melorawr

fixing accounts this is the second one dummy

[ganondorf]

[sparrow-va]

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

[parasitoidism]

Obsessed with the wording here

[machine-saint]

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I really, really, really try to center my writing and activism in love. Even the anger must be grounded in love, and in a belief that all people--even those I disagree with--deserve to love and be loved. This is what I'm called to do by my faith, but I also think it leads to better writing and more effective activism.

But if one more motherfucker calls me a groomer while trying to ban my books, I am going to lose my fucking shit i swear to god.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1992-1994 Jaguar XJ220

[melorawrsss]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Now, this is different- a skeleton sewing machine for your goth or Halloween decor. I couldn't find it on Google, but I have been told that it's been seen at JoAnn Fabrics.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: sewing machine made of bones. Well how did you think necromancers made those cool robes

[evilwizard]

show me the goddamn creature that left this skeleton. i fucking dare you

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[melorawrsss]

I am so anxiety ridden but I'm so chill because I am balancing a line that is "no one fucking cares" and "but everything matters". Poor Carlos, my new coworker, is just as anxious as me but does not have the chill. A customer was on his phone asking to be transferred to lumber and I have no idea how the fuck to do that but he walked up to me asking "I don't know what this customer wants but it's not garden, please help." So I said "well I don't know how to interact with customers either." And he said "please." And gave the phone to me. So I took it and answered it and the customer was mad and asking about shelves and wanting to talk to lumber. I said "hold on, I know where my boss is and I will take you to him real quick" I didn't even mute it or anything and just walked with Carlos' work phone to my chill boss Chris and said "I don't know how to transfer customers but he needs to be on lumber's line." And Chris didn't answer the customer and just transferred him, it looked like he hung up, and Carlos' face was like D: , like he just got told a cat was run over. He looked distraught. And then I handed him the phone and said "problem solved."

Carlos will probably not ask me to help him with customers again

[shadow-von-vamp]

[sandmandaddy69]

[radiofreederry]

???

[seabassapologist]

You’re laughing. Somebody said “fentanyl” 2 miles away and he instantly fainted and fell down the slide, and you’re laughing

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[superchat]

[pdlcomics]

give a shit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn't that uncommon. Them being viewed as "leftist", "woke" or "gay" has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

[tadaxii-i]

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

[runehart-deactivated20240217]

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.