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[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[acerebral]

[dormouseking]

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[idiona]

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

[charminglyantiquated]

fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.

and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury

[jamiedoesntdoanything]

freddie mercury for ruler of hungary

[locksterx]

[gayteenhipster]

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

We need porn to be more like this

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[iamfinallybreakingfree]

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

[zappavolta]

[swimmingpo0l-deactivated2017031]

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

[thelovelytrixie]

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

[gaelic-galpal]

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

[laughingsquid]

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

[jumpingjacktrash]

fucking superb you funky little felon

[joshpeck]

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[durbikins]

Every 19 year old guy in the hardcore scene

[cherrybladebun]

jontron about to say something racist

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish