eat my shorts

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[sandmandaddy69]

[sacred-portal]

[wikihow-cats]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[swarnpert]

[mammalianmammals]

Real Elephant Shrew Hours.

[arieefineart]

All in the Mind series by Ariee

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[metalbatteryzone]

[cicada667]

this fanfic shit easy

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine