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So how many blogs on this site have a gimmick related to other blogs gimmicks?

[meta-gimmick]

The Meta Post:

Hi

I’m a gimmick blog

I try to find gimmick blogs about gimmick blogs

It’s that simple

[gimmick-thief]

Hello, Gimmick Thief.

A perfunctory investigation has revealed that you are a thief and a criminal. Your antics have caused mass loss of gimmicks.

A police raid has led to uncovering a lot of gimmick theft. You have broken the law on multiple occasions, and I have reported you as such.

The judge decision is to allow the police to throw you in jail for the time being and then have the executioner have their way with you.

This is gonna be fun- *handcuffs you*

I’ll be waiting~

Sincerely,

@the-gimmick-authority

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kills you*

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

I didn't do anything I swear!

[gimmick-thief]

YOU RAT YOU TIPPED OFF THE POLICE

[meta-gimmick]

What? @meta-police can vouch for me right?

[meta-police]

Uhh sure we’ll say that…

[meta-gimmick]

Dangit

[gimmick-thief]

Hello, Gimmick Thief.

A perfunctory investigation has revealed that you are a thief and a criminal. Your antics have caused mass loss of gimmicks.

A police raid has led to uncovering a lot of gimmick theft. You have broken the law on multiple occasions, and I have reported you as such.

The judge decision is to allow the police to throw you in jail for the time being and then have the executioner have their way with you.

This is gonna be fun- *handcuffs you*

I’ll be waiting~

Sincerely,

@the-gimmick-authority

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kills you*

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

I didn't do anything I swear!

[gimmick-thief]

YOU RAT YOU TIPPED OFF THE POLICE

[meta-gimmick]

What? @meta-police can vouch for me right?

[local-pickpocket]

TRAITOR!

[meta-gimmick]

No….

something about not being tried twice for the same crime here

[gimmick-thief]

Hello, Gimmick Thief.

A perfunctory investigation has revealed that you are a thief and a criminal. Your antics have caused mass loss of gimmicks.

A police raid has led to uncovering a lot of gimmick theft. You have broken the law on multiple occasions, and I have reported you as such.

The judge decision is to allow the police to throw you in jail for the time being and then have the executioner have their way with you.

This is gonna be fun- *handcuffs you*

I’ll be waiting~

Sincerely,

@the-gimmick-authority

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kills you*

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

I didn't do anything I swear!

[gimmick-thief]

YOU RAT YOU TIPPED OFF THE POLICE

[meta-gimmick]

What? @meta-police can vouch for me right?

[gimmick-thief]

Hello, Gimmick Thief.

A perfunctory investigation has revealed that you are a thief and a criminal. Your antics have caused mass loss of gimmicks.

A police raid has led to uncovering a lot of gimmick theft. You have broken the law on multiple occasions, and I have reported you as such.

The judge decision is to allow the police to throw you in jail for the time being and then have the executioner have their way with you.

This is gonna be fun- *handcuffs you*

I’ll be waiting~

Sincerely,

@the-gimmick-authority

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[the-gimmick-authority]

*kills you*

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

I didn't do anything I swear!

[meta-gimmick]

If you’re seeing this I’ve run out of meta gimmicks and my queue is empty, and please help!

[gimmick-thief]

Put [tumblr] (lowercase) in the square brackets [] <- those

oh shit I didn’t know [tumblr] could do that

[loulooser]

[tumblr] WOAH

[justalunaticfangirl]

[tumblr] wooow

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

[tumblr] :P

[lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd]

[tumblr] has a lot of cool features

[hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow]

[tumblr] ooooooooooooo

[Homosexual]

Dang😭😭😭

[velvette3]

[tumblr] ?

HOLY FU—

[hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow]

IS THERE OHTER WORDS

[gay]

[Lesbian]

[Walmart]

[gimmick-thief]

ah yes the three genders

gay

lesbian

Walmart

[grabs-a-gimmick]

Achievement unlocked!

Walmart.

Gotta be one of my favourite genders.

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Another one!

Welcome to the party! Also you stole it incorrectly.

[grabs-a-gimmick]

oh. dang

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

Welp it’s time to add another gimmick stealer to the list i definitely have…

[geekster1984]

guys…

it’s time to steal a gimmick

[gimmick-thief]

HEY WAIT THATS MY GIMMICK

AND MY TAG

[anti-gimmick-thceif]

Stealing a gimmick?

WAIT, THAT’S MY ANTIGIMMICK YOUR STEALING, WHICH THAT IN ITSELF IS STEALING MY GIMMICK

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

What about meta gimmicks?

And what’s the difference?

[gimmick-remover]

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

[gimmick-thief]

the person who is what

[gimmick-remover]

Yeah crazy

right?

[my-milk-is-delicious]

We must band together, and destroy this person who is reporting gimmick blogs. They are a threat to our livelyhood.

I'll bring the milk bombs, fortified with what this opponent deserves.

[gimmick-remover]

What I'm hearing is that their gimmick is reporting gimmick blogs

And oh boy do I hate gimmicks

[spam-official]

A can of Spam thrown against the blog reporter's head is a good idea, right?

[gimmick-remover]

Yes, why are you asking?

[i-draw-this-idiot-devious-face]

I'm about to earn this devious grin I wear istg

[eviler-slenderman]

If We Figure It Out I'll Slend Them Evilly

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

And I will beat them with hammers

[gimmick-remover]

With a car explosion right?

[vanilla---extract]

i'll drown them with all the vanilla extract on tumblr

[peppermint---extract]

I’ll send so much peppermint extract that they’ll have clear sinuses and all they can smell is intense peppermint. They will know the minty fresh wrath that follows in my wake

[my-milk-is-delicious]

The army must grow comrades. We must combine our powers to take down the Great Reporter.

The sea shall run white with our rage.

[sony-official]

how about we all mass report the mass reporter

[gimmick-remover]

We dont even know who they are

[sony-official]

I will find them

[big-condiments-official]

all I'm saying is that there is also a gimmick hunter.

[crow-in-a-jar]

No, no the gimmick hunter is chill (I'm not gonna @ them tho, I'm too young to die)

[gimmick-thief]

gimmick blog detected

[character-profiles]

This whole thread reminds me a lot of this specific cover of "Kidnap The Sandy Claws"

[gimmick-thief]

🎶

TAKE DOWN THE REPORTER

GET THEIR ACCOUNT BANNED!

TAKE DOWN THE REPORTER

THEN WE TAKE THEIR HEAD!

🎶

[meta-gimmick]

Extremely meta thread found!

But come on, if you don’t like us, just block us I promise I will only be a little upset…

[gimmick-thief]

hey i remember this one!

@gimmick-copier I think nyan stole your gimmick

and pfp

[gimmick-copier]

oh... that's what that was...

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

[meta-gimmick]

doot doot

Okay it worked x2

[meta-gimmick]

Doot doot

It worked!

[geekster1984]

guys…

it’s time to steal a gimmick

[gimmick-thief]

HEY WAIT THATS MY GIMMICK

AND MY TAG

[fionn-o-nassus]

isn't it, though?

[gimmick-thief]

oh sorry lemme fix it

[geekster1984]

IM COMING FOR YOU GIMMICK MAN!!!!!!!!!

[gimmick-thief]

OH NO

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief-thief]

This is not the gif I meant to add but whatever.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

No, YOU stole gimmicks. I did no such thing.

[geekster1984]

What’s your blog’s name again

[gimmick-thief-thief]

When I posted the gif, I was stealing from nobody, thus I tagged it not a stolen gimmick, because that post was not a stolen gimmick. You get your tags right.

[geekster1984]

Touché, Guy who is basically just me

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Confusion.

Yep, those do be tags.

[geekster1984]

Achievement Relocked!

Understanding.

Nope, those don’t be tags.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Wrong. Just plain wrong.

No, I’m pretty sure those are tags.

[geekster1984]

Nothing done!

No

they aren’t

[comprenale]

This post has grammar errors! Lack of punctuation, as well as a potential lack of capitalization. I am working as the proxy of @are-there-grammar-errors. I am correcting people on [tumblr]'s grammar.

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The second sentence has no subject.

If that doesn’t count as a grammar error blame @gimmick-thief-thief, not me.

I am working as the proxy of absolutely nobody. Also nice use of the [tumblr] thing.

The pettiness wars are back on, whores!

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

The post from the proxy has a grammar error!

His mother is a basket ball.

L + Ratio

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The last line has no punctuation.

Also the fact that the plus sign doesn’t appear as italicized is annoying. It’s not a grammar error it’s just bugging me.

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

You have existing errors!

You exist

/j of course

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

Meta gimmick lost!

[meta-gimmick]

@gimmick-blog-predator I may have found an opponent for you.

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

No you LOST a predator for him

[meta-gimmick]

Same difference.

[runs away so I won’t be apart of whatever happens next]

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[aceywaceys]

Omg gimme the doot doot

[fakeplastictrees89]

DO IT.

GIMME DOOT DOOT

[heywhatsupfolks]

doot doot?

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

doot doot boop

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

doot doot

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

ITS BEEN 11 YEARS HELP-

HOW?!

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

ITS BEEN ELEVEN FRICKIN YEARS! ELEVEN HOW?! HOW?!

[realgoogleclassroom]

doot doot?

[its-target-official]

this is a bot /lh /not serious

[unfunnyaceartist]

AINT NO WAY

[hey-thatsnotafruit]

Doot doot me.

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Does the doot doot still work?

[springonmytraptillicomeback]

wait I’m so curious. This has to be some kind of bot

[meta-gimmick]

Ok I have to try this

[meta-gimmick]

Ahh wrong blog!

Oh well. Of all the things to use the wrong blog for, this is relatively harmless.

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[aceywaceys]

Omg gimme the doot doot

[fakeplastictrees89]

DO IT.

GIMME DOOT DOOT

[heywhatsupfolks]

doot doot?

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

doot doot boop

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

doot doot

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

ITS BEEN 11 YEARS HELP-

HOW?!

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

ITS BEEN ELEVEN FRICKIN YEARS! ELEVEN HOW?! HOW?!

[realgoogleclassroom]

doot doot?

[its-target-official]

this is a bot /lh /not serious

[unfunnyaceartist]

AINT NO WAY

[hey-thatsnotafruit]

Doot doot me.

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Does the doot doot still work?

[springonmytraptillicomeback]

wait I’m so curious. This has to be some kind of bot

[meta-gimmick]

Ok I have to try this

[geekster1984]

guys…

it’s time to steal a gimmick

[gimmick-thief]

HEY WAIT THATS MY GIMMICK

AND MY TAG

[fionn-o-nassus]

isn't it, though?

[gimmick-thief]

oh sorry lemme fix it

[geekster1984]

IM COMING FOR YOU GIMMICK MAN!!!!!!!!!

[gimmick-thief]

OH NO

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief-thief]

This is not the gif I meant to add but whatever.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

No, YOU stole gimmicks. I did no such thing.

[geekster1984]

What’s your blog’s name again

[gimmick-thief-thief]

When I posted the gif, I was stealing from nobody, thus I tagged it not a stolen gimmick, because that post was not a stolen gimmick. You get your tags right.

[geekster1984]

Touché, Guy who is basically just me

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Confusion.

Yep, those do be tags.

[geekster1984]

Achievement Relocked!

Understanding.

Nope, those don’t be tags.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Wrong. Just plain wrong.

No, I’m pretty sure those are tags.

[geekster1984]

Nothing done!

No

they aren’t

[comprenale]

This post has grammar errors! Lack of punctuation, as well as a potential lack of capitalization. I am working as the proxy of @are-there-grammar-errors. I am correcting people on [tumblr]'s grammar.

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The second sentence has no subject.

If that doesn’t count as a grammar error blame @gimmick-thief-thief, not me.

I am working as the proxy of absolutely nobody. Also nice use of the [tumblr] thing.

The pettiness wars are back on, whores!

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

The post from the proxy has a grammar error!

His mother is a basket ball.

L + Ratio

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The last line has no punctuation.

Also the fact that the plus sign doesn’t appear as italicized is annoying. It’s not a grammar error it’s just bugging me.

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

You have existing errors!

You exist

/j of course

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

Meta gimmick lost!

[meta-gimmick]

@gimmick-blog-predator I may have found an opponent for you.

[geekster1984]

guys…

it’s time to steal a gimmick

[gimmick-thief]

HEY WAIT THATS MY GIMMICK

AND MY TAG

[fionn-o-nassus]

isn't it, though?

[gimmick-thief]

oh sorry lemme fix it

[geekster1984]

IM COMING FOR YOU GIMMICK MAN!!!!!!!!!

[gimmick-thief]

OH NO

[gimmick-thief-thief]

[gimmick-thief-thief]

This is not the gif I meant to add but whatever.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

No, YOU stole gimmicks. I did no such thing.

[geekster1984]

What’s your blog’s name again

[gimmick-thief-thief]

When I posted the gif, I was stealing from nobody, thus I tagged it not a stolen gimmick, because that post was not a stolen gimmick. You get your tags right.

[geekster1984]

Touché, Guy who is basically just me

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Confusion.

Yep, those do be tags.

[geekster1984]

Achievement Relocked!

Understanding.

Nope, those don’t be tags.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

Wrong. Just plain wrong.

No, I’m pretty sure those are tags.

[geekster1984]

Nothing done!

No

they aren’t

[comprenale]

This post has grammar errors! Lack of punctuation, as well as a potential lack of capitalization. I am working as the proxy of @are-there-grammar-errors. I am correcting people on [tumblr]'s grammar.

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The second sentence has no subject.

If that doesn’t count as a grammar error blame @gimmick-thief-thief, not me.

I am working as the proxy of absolutely nobody. Also nice use of the [tumblr] thing.

The pettiness wars are back on, whores!

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

The post from the proxy has a grammar error!

His mother is a basket ball.

L + Ratio

[gimmick-thief]

This post has grammar errors!

The last line has no punctuation.

Also the fact that the plus sign doesn’t appear as italicized is annoying. It’s not a grammar error it’s just bugging me.

[gimmick-thief-burglar]

You have existing errors!

You exist

/j of course

[meta-gimmick]

Meta gimmick found!