Spam

Your favourite brand of canned meat. Not actually associated with Spam® or any of its affiliates. Main blog: @01001110011001010111001001100100

[spam-official]

Introduction

Heyyyyy! Your favourite brand of canned meat here!

More info under cut.

About me:

My main blog is @01001110011001010111001001100100

I have had SPAM and... It tasted like dog food.

For more info, check out my main blog introduction.

I may post either SPAM related posts, corpo blog related posts or just accidentally pressing the wrong button when fast reblogging.

Tags I (might) use:

#recipes (for actual recipes involving SPAM)

#OC (for my own content)

#SPAM (for stuff that involves SPAM)

Misc:

I will put alt text on all images I post

Not associated with SPAM® or any of it's affiliates.

My logo is pink thanks to THIS POST

Last edited: 14/5-2024

[oliviawebsite]

i am in a state of protracted war against all gimmick blogs on tumblr. learn to be funny or stay off my posts!!!

[spam-official]

I will can you and sell your meat like a modern-day Sweeny Todd

[injuries-in-dust]

"I know you're thinking, this is fake!"

[probablybadrpgideas]

Dragon but with a pair of biological rocket thrusters on its back instead of wings. Instead of breathing fire from its mouth, it turns its thruster-wings forward and blasts flaming jet exhaust, repurposing its thrusters as dual flamethrowers.

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[crunchbuttsteak]

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

That took me until the very last image to realize.

[kyacchan-comics]

My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.

[infamousbrad]

My late father was the one who taught me to be cynical about advertising, for all that putting up ads was literally his whole job. He taught me from a very young age that advertising is expensive, and they tack that cost onto the price. That if something is heavily advertised, you can count on the fact that there's an identical product out there, usually even manufactured in the same factory, that's cheaper because they don't spend all that money on advertising.

[firespirited]

A German friend walked me through Lidl, turning over items to show the factories where the items were manufactured and what expensive brands they correspond to, we did taste tests on some of the more pricey food things later and they were the same product. learning about food manufacturing was a hobby for her.

European glasses and sunglasses are made in the same Italian factories that make the luxury ones, they have the same quality control and warranty. You are paying €100 for a logo.

Some things cost more because they are actually made with better quality materials and where the workers are properly compensated, others are the same product as the off brand version with the brand name markup. It takes a lifetime to learn the intricacies which is why consumer advocacy associations and legal protection by (truly) independent agencies is crucial.

[bitchesgetriches]

Why Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying Generic 

[sears-official]

ive heard stories from people about how store brand goods used to look and i really want to be able to buy just a blank white package that says EGGS or MILK or OATMEAL that only has the legally required information on it. i just think that would be cool

[spam-official]

They should just make a SPAM® version that's just saying SPAM® on a white background. Not like Fido will care what his dog food looks li- *SPAM sniper hit the shot*

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[totally-china]

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

[france-the-third]

WHAT NO

[totally-china]

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

[france-the-third]

… Bad China ToT

[totally-china]

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

[real-minnesota-state]

Lets redo this. Gimmickverse shan’t escape

[the-nevada]

oh god not again

@the-real-nevada help theyre doing it again

[the-real-nevada]

i reblogged this myself last night lol

[the-nevada]

not you too 😭😭

[the-real-nevada]

of course me too! i like (harmlessly) bothering people c:

[the-nevada]

yes im aware you do

[the-official-netherlands]

Well look whose back

[the-official-netherlands]

Bavaria, why do you keep reblogging mine? how many times did you que this?

[offiiciallybavaria]

I have no idea how many times I queued this, but my guess is about 20 times, I don’t look in my queue that often.

[the-official-netherlands]

cant wait for the others to see this now

[denmark-official]

if i have to see this godsforsaken post one more time im going to kill everyone in the gimmickverse and then myself.

[the-official-netherlands]

Good luck trying to get me

[denmark-official]

You Will Be Boiled Alive.

[the-official-netherlands]

Nothing new, got something original?

[denmark-official]

I Am Going To Kill You Until You Are Dead.

[the-official-netherlands]

Beheading your mermaid.

[denmark-official]

Fuck You.

[the-official-netherlands]

Do it yourself coward.

[denmark-official]

I Will Not Rest Until There Are Only Smoldering Ashes Of You Left.

[the-official-netherlands]

Sverige er bedre til fodbold

[denmark-official]

NO THEY ARE NOT FUCK YOU

[the-official-netherlands]

As I said, do it yourself buddy

[denmark-official]

THEY WILL NEVER STOP FINDING YOUR FUCKING BODY.

[the-official-netherlands]

Atleast they would search for me

[denmark-official]

I WILL KILL YOU.

[the-official-netherlands]

Well you’re not exactly known for winning battles so good luck

[denmark-official]

IVE WON PLENTY OF BATTLES

[the-official-netherlands]

Like, with others?

[denmark-official]

mostly sweden actually-

[the-official-netherlands]

I’ve gone through your battles wikipedia page and let excel calculate

it’s not very good budy, because alternative tends to be lost to self

thats a win:loss ratio of 56:45

[denmark-official]

… we still won more than we lost?

[the-official-netherlands]

…its still a shit ass ratio?

here’s mine

71:12

[denmark-official]

… shhhhhhhh

[the-official-netherlands]

btw, how you loose like atleast 15 battles to yourself???

[denmark-official]

… im not too sure…

[the-official-netherlands]

how?! YOU lost them???

[denmark-official]

ive got shitty memory okay?

[the-official-netherlands]

knocked yourself on the head too many times huh?

[denmark-official]

ill knock you on the head…

[the-official-netherlands]

You sure you’ll win that fight?

[denmark-official]

>:[

[the-official-netherlands]

>:]

[denmark-official]

everyone is so mean to me…

[the-official-netherlands]

Well we need SOMEONE to bully

[denmark-official]

bully @sweden-official or @norway-official :[

[sweden-official]

@the-official-netherlands, we can team up and bully Denmark together with @the-kingdom-of-sweden and @norway-official and @finland-official! Also, what is Sweden win to loss ratio?

[pennyroyald]

Reblog this If you want People to spam your ask boxes(not spam but send in a bunch of asks)

[real-british-empire]

I would love asks.

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[spam-official]

@the-taggerrr

[jc648192]

Lost Bird! Reward:$500!!/ Cockatiel (Fremont)

My bird a lutino cockatiel, named Milky was LOST on July 27, 2024, in Fremont 94538, and on July 30, someone last saw her near Westinghouse Drive, Fremont 94539, if you see her or find her, please contact me, thank you so much!

[lemon16-deactivated20250703]

@the-taggerrr

[sagethegayyyy]

I wish you all the best in the search op, and I hope I can spread this message around.

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady 

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

@andillwearmypearls

[poll-zilla]

what was the first handheld nintendo console you played?

game boy

game boy pocket

game boy color

game boy advance

game boy advance sp

game boy advance micro

nintendo ds/ds lite

nintendo dsi

nintendo 3ds

nintendo 2ds

switch

none/other/results

Voting ended onAug 28, 2024

[videos-i-didnt-make]

PHARMACIE_OUVERTE.mp4

[cipheramnesia]

Cast spell of pharmaceutical seizure

[archaicfirehydrants]

dr who intro

[i-am-the-crab]

waht if no

no.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

How about yes.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

To support my claim

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-taggerrr

[the-taggerrr]

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

[hatred]

I hate Crocs.

[butchhatred]

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

[thecrazyalchemist]

How does this post only have 1557 notes?!?!

[meshaamem-li]

prev do the thing

[thecrazyalchemist]

You know what? Why not!

Keep reading

[homocidalpotat]

ooh are we playing that game??

Keep reading

[dandelionflowery-reblogs]

@non-tyrannical-usa @ whatever vivaldi’s url is @the-taggerrr

[the-taggerrr]

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady 

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

[epistleii]

Check out my thigh highs *moves my coat aside to reveal a pair of yellow wellies with a peppa pig pattern on them*

[epistleii]

Guys I know you love my thigh highs but is this necessary

[nerd-party]

@the-taggerrr

[the-taggerrr]

it’s absolutely necessary

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk

[caffeinesam]

[spam-official]

@the-taggerrr

[washedoutwings]

yeah so uhhhh we’re always permanently low on motivation so umm yeah sorry but we are doing one of those note things

20 notes: we will try to take our meds more consistently

50 notes: draw at least something once a week

70 notes: eat something for breakfast every day (at least an apple or protein drink)

100 notes: start keeping better track of our delusions/hallucinations

150 notes: tell our therapist about 2 of our headmates

200 notes: start a system journal

300 notes: tell our therapist about 5 of our headmates

500 notes: tell our therapist about all of our headmates

700 notes: tell our doctor about about our chronic pain

sorry, we feel really guilty about this but we really need some motivation for this stuff. honestly we don’t expect this to even get to 20, but that’s fine! no deadline, ummm if you really want to spam idc, feel free to tag people. i’m not gonna tag anyone, i don’t want anyone to feel pressured

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

>It wouldn’t let me comment anything anymore on this post 😭

[washedoutwings]

hahaha tumble says no more notes >:3 [unless the gimmick blogs find this...]

[aether-the-kitsune]

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @thee0ne-with-knife my brethren. My comrades. TONIGHT WE BRING MOTIVATION!!!!!

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

Oh they made a mistake in allowing spam

৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

[aether-the-kitsune]

I wasn't gonna let my moot be spared from the gimmicks

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

@non-tyrannical-usa @real-antonio-vivaldi @the-taggerrr

[the-taggerrr]

@rectangular-astronaut

@literally-the-first-state

@eeveetheadventurer

@femboy-aldi

@femboy-jack-in-the-box

@femboy-ikea

@femboy-community-notes

@literal-trans-bean

@ohio-thestate

@i-make-things-into-faces

@glitched-out-mess

@the-official-publix

@radicalfantasydwarfs

@oohlookafrog

@sentientballofpeas

@definitelymanitoba

@postalignments

@altghoul

@kroger-fr

@plaguedoctorate

@facelessthefreak

@the-real-gmail

@unused-paradox

@totally-china

@maryland-no-rabies

@flunkett

@i-eat-so-much-grass

@the-official-goose-god

@lemon16

@karmaajr

@violet-hady

@kykafitzdinguss

@seagull9111

@spam-official

@usernameichoseonawhim

@hands-you-a-spatula

@real-life-england

@rotating-donuts-blog

@lickmydiscostickk