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judas/hazel - they/he/it/wol - 18 - local mgs2 truther 

[metalqueersolid2]

hello my comrades.

yes yes intro post because im coming from twitter i know i Know but i previously used tumblr before so this is more of a return if anything.

hi ! my name is judas or hazel and im mostly just here to reblog stuff of my interests or to occasionally post art . i might also make posts , who knows . i have a whole grab bag of interests but im mainly hyperfixating on mgs at the moment , specifically mgs2 and raiden . talk to me about mgs2 i beg of you

i tend to just tag based on what the media is but feel free to tell me if you need anything tagged specifically and i will

my twt is priv and id like to keep it that way but i do have a public deviantart account which i use to archive all of my publicly posted art

deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/werewolf-gimmick

update : deviantarts new ai art rules sucks ass so treat it like an art archive i wont be using it to post more art if theyre doing that shit

[shushimint]

been kinda enamored by her lately…. also bibo

[bzdr228]

🦷

[bikwin5]

*tiktok tts voice* a day in the life of being in the house like carpet. *influencer voice* the first thing i do after waking up is check my blunt, and if there’s too many heads on it i won’t spark it. i put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel till everybody’s gone and it’s cool. then i spark it up with my brother

[egberts]

“So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in 5th grade or 4th grade, will that prohibit conversations from them since they are in the grade lower than sixth grade?” asked state Rep. Ashley Gantt, a Democrat who taught in public schools and noted that girls as young as 10 can begin having periods.

“It would,” McClain responded.

Unbelievable. Link to article.

[ranidspace]

The first ever suicide prevention hotline was created in 1935 bevause a man conducted a funeral for a 14 year old girl who ended her life because she got her period. She didn't know what it was and assumed it was a STD. Learning about periods and sexual health is life saving. Republicans are unapologetically just evil.

[goon]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[polmcarts]

Fiddle through the years…

[ellswhere]

[derelict-stranger]

I love it when someone else writes exactly how I feel.

[inhibishun]

what a wonderful thing..!

[m-oroiu-deactivated20230611]

are actors even allowed to say no to a marvel role like maybe they get a burlap sack thrown over their heads, herded into a white van and some nasty evil voices goes 'you've been selected to portray the asbestos lady in our 10th attempt to make the fantastic four a thing'

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[neechees]

Twilight fans: Haha the cast HATES twilight that's hilarious

POC (especially Natives): we hate it too

Twilight fans: hey :(

[rosetyler42]

Granted, I never read Twilight but...is this referencing some racism in Twilight or is there something I'm missing here?

[neechees]

Twilight literally caused so many myths & misconceptions about Native & Quileute people that the Quileute tribe had to put up an entire site dispelling the shit Stephanie Meyer caused. I literally cannot begin to explain how insanely racist twilight is as a series with the number of bullshit that happens to not just the Native characters, but other characters of color (but Stephanie Meyer targeted Native Americans specifically)

Here's the site so you can research the specific ways Twilight has harmed Native Americans & specifically the Quileute tribe.

Or you can look at my #Twilight anger on main tag to see me talk about how bad it is.

[poorsapadvocate]

The Quileute tribe is currently attempting to relocate their community outside of the active tsunami zone they currently reside in and have an ongoing fundraiser. First thing they are trying to move is their school, which teaches kids from multiple tribes in the area. They have had no support from anyone involved in Twilight, not even the funny cast who hates it. I know times are tough, but anything helps.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Paradigm shift incoming

[esmeyaleal]

[beardedmrbean]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Christ alive

[parasocialanxiety]

i love how only a FRACTION of these have any recognizable gendered cultural meaning and yet she has built that meaning in herself and keeps them completely separated

[aurpiment]

[largishcat]

This post haunts me because some of these names are, like, fine?? But some of them are HEINOUS. And it makes me think this woman actually has no idea what makes a name cool or not, and just had a dictionary open when she was filling out the birth certificate. Like Fern? Fine, already a name. Oak? Totally fine, I wouldn’t blink. But if you name a fucking girl fucking Vessel, that is a hate crime