Micheal_is_heere

I'm just your regular fan of many fandoms. spoonie (eds). I like dancing, musicals, I have anxiety, I'm 18.

[chronically-hop]

Yeah lemme get uhhhh some functional fucking collagen??? Maybe some working digestive organs too??? As a little treat???

[dreamyanarchists]

Just chronic illness things

(this may not apply to everyone with a chronic illness, this is my experience and are jokes based on my own bad health)

• Waking up and having to put a joint back into place

• Wanting to hang out with friends put being to fatigued and in pain

• Not wanting to be a burden on people so you push your body past its limits     and causing a pain flair, but still acting like your fine

• Rating your own pain lower then it is cause your so used to it

• Having people say it might be hypochondria even though its very obviously not    hypochondria

• Trying to stand up and just fainting

• Having to explain to your online class that you aren’t dying, you just fainted

• Becoming really good at hand held activities like crochet & sewing

• Spending all your time reading so your extremely knowledgeable on random     subjects

• Trying to stand up and having all of your joints pop

• Knowing you would benefit that from a mobility aid like a cane but not knowing    how to tell your parents so your just in pain

• Having to spend years trying to get your mom to take you to a doctor, but then   when you tell your dad he immediately realizes it’s an issue

• Having to spend 4 days to recharge from 1 day of hanging out with someone

• Struggling to gain weight so everyone blames your issues on your weight

• Becoming really good at braiding hair

• Having your teacher ask you a question on zoom but your passed out so they assume your ignoring them

• still having to do P.E cause you dont wanna seem like you want attention

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[hello5rdarling]

All I want is a Memori wedding. Is that too much to ask?

Apparently... yes.

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[avac11]

yes, yes I do

[mochegato]

Now for a health check: how to identify a spotted dick

[strawberry-lemonade]

Imagine the utter terror of everyone with shitty connections

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I absolutely love this post

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(((I’m dying of laughter because you really gotta imagine the terror of everyone with shit wifi connections)))

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[avac11]

yes, yes I do

[mochegato]

Now for a health check: how to identify a spotted dick

[strawberry-lemonade]

Imagine the utter terror of everyone with shitty connections

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I absolutely love this post

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(((I’m dying of laughter because you really gotta imagine the terror of everyone with shit wifi connections)))

[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[segweg]

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

[shigaretto]

omg

[byeoletchachki]

more masterposts

[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[segweg]

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

[shigaretto]

omg

[byeoletchachki]

more masterposts

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Can we talk about this?!

[nonbinnyboots]

HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA???

Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity

[adhdperalta]

Here’s how you can help:

Sign this petition calling for the investigation of the mass murder and torture of LGBT people in Chechnya

Support the Rainbow Railroad, actively involved in rescuing LGBTQ+ facing violence in their home countries

Read this article by out.com for more ways you can help stop Chechnya’s concentration camps

Please reblog this. There’s a lot of arguing in the reblogs/replies, but no links to actual concrete ways to become of help to these people. 

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[lordfreemanofficial]

Fuck me thats clever, actually worth reblogging

[totallytransparent]

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

[lazita]

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

[zadihaj-deactivated20160624]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[busiest]

i love this

[millielaurens]

i cant even stop watching this

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

such smooth

very lips

wow

[neurodivergent-crow]

reblogging for doge

[dubbrubz-deactivated20180105]

I must reblog thissssss

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Alright I have got to see this

[twitblr]

Protesting is a FELONY in Tennessee now…Facism at it’s finest (x)

[sonic-wildfire]

I’m sorry, but people need to know this. This is LITERALLY the most blatant telltale sign of totalitarianism and this needs to be spread like wildfire. DO NOT LOOK AWAY.

[sapropel]

To be more accurate, camping in Capitol Hill overnight is illegal. Protesting is not. Which, yes, is intended to target protesters. But it isn’t useful to circulate sensational tweets and headlines like this without real context.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[randomslasher]

Dolly Parton is living proof that the whole “oh they’re just from a different time” excuse is bullshit. 

[mysharona1987]

[giannamorphs]

Hey y’all, there’s a program working on this!

The Menstruatin’ with Satan program, founded by The Satanic Temple Arizona, is collecting donations of pads, tampons, and other menstrual supplies for incarcerated women, as well as fighting to raise the monthly allotment of products!

If you’re not in AZ, you can help out the Temple by buying them products on their Amazon Wish List, here.

And if you are in Arizona, help ‘em out! There are a bunch of drop-off and volunteer locations.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-original-tiny-satan]

[aqueerkettleofish]

“child prostitute” = child sex slave.

[cherryjax1525]

[official-lucifers-child]

all of the above

[wywei-remade-deactivated2020121]

I’m making a version without the puzzle peice because the history behind that symbol is rather offensive.

[spirallingintotheabyss]

Reblogging this version, sorry about the first time everyone!

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

All of the above

[firesurgestar]

All of the above

[dori-artz-blog]

All of The above

[blue--folder]

‘The Poser’ at Freedom Plaza, Washington DC by Bryan Buckley

[whatbigotspost]

Golden 'Statues' Memorializing Donald Trump's Most Divisive Moments Have Popped Up Around Washington, D.C.

Bryan Buckley launched the "Trump Statue Initiative" to immortalize the president's worst moments in gold-painted living statues.