hello friends

If you need someone to sacrifice I'm more than willing to die for a good cause

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[tlgtw]

Isaac's First Good Day

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[bleedthebeat]

legendary instagram feed pull

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[shutyourmoustache]

[elvencantation]

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[demilypyro]

haha yea

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[greelin]

i think about this video every single time i get in my car