Sade Olutola
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Claire Keane
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap
titsay
Game of Thrones Daily
sheepfilms
Today's Document
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tumblr dot com
ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
oozey mess
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almost home
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@mikebento
A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to slay them—partly because they're a good employee, but mostly because they think the vampire is doing a "great job" hiding their vampirism (they're really not).
“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
starting a collection
some papal facts:
Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.
Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.
Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.
the papal conclusion:
D&D players are the USAmericans of TTRPG players <- a statement that makes perfect sense if you have the eyes to see
how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?
[way that literally no one pronounces it]
[way that literally no one pronounces it]
[way that literally no one pronounces it]
[way that literally no one pronounces it]
[way that literally no one pronounces it]
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[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.
Tura Satana in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
Finally saw this recently and it is just as great as its reputation suggests.
Works by Ozy Worldy
WHAT
WHATT
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"i'm a pervert" part 1 // (ID in alt)
part 2 here
perhaps one of the most vulnerable & meaningful pieces of art I've made in a while. I'm forever indebted to "make a terrible comic day" for giving me the courage to try making a comic like this & unpack a lot of complicated feelings.
I'd like to stress that this comic is about my own experiences, and not intended to be universal advice on handling upsetting thoughts of any nature. but for me this has been a very important part of myself to explore and accept, and I'm happier than ever, so I hope that others find value in reading about this part of my journey.
None of those things have anything to do with each other
vice news writers have not been to college
Me either, but I still know how to write an article
Reading comprehension quiz
1. Why has the author chosen to contrast these two ideas in one sentence? What is the effect this contrast has to the reader?
2. Can we determine the authors opinion on Zuckerberg from the work? What impression of Zukerberg is this work meant to evoke?
iconic
water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*
That caption could not have prepared me
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
world heritage post
drinking buddies (ft. textpost from @demilypyro)
(edit: Added ID made by @princess-of-purple-prose! embedded in alt text.)
No April Fool’s jokes this year. Just a fool.
New year, same old fool.
fool
fool sandwich
Pity the fool
Just an absolute fool…
Forever a fool <3
Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
Jokes on you @fortheloveofdata my posts don’t break containment
It seems I have fallen victim to hubris
