[only-cat-memes]

[syinthome-kaleidoscope]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[haxxydraws]

hard fall (x, x)

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[cosmonautroger]

[theothin]

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[vonnegutism]

goodnight to crazy people only

[shrimplovercat]

ancient texts

[disgustinggf]

[disgustinggf]

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[kushblazer666]

[sevaria]

Skyrim loading screen

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[catgirlbeanie]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[pissvortex]

You can now die to TRANSGENDER bullets

[pissvortex]

i wanted to see how easy it was to get a reaction so I joined a search and destroy match with a pride skin on my sniper and got the killcam first round and immediately the guy was like “Aw no way bro i got killed by the … a gay”

[pansyfemme]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever