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kpop and anime incorrect quotes probably idk

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Childe: what do you think Zhongli would sound like if he used today's slang? Hu Tao: well... *in their brain* Zhongli: wassup babygirl *lipbite* you're lookin' kinda girlboss tonight, let me rizz you up *in reality* Hu Tao: *shudders* it'd be horrible Childe: *single tear running down his face* please never let that happen

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Joshua: what are we having for dinner

Woozi: cola

Joshua: no what, i meant like the food not the drink

Seungkwan: tangerines

Joshua: no like something more proper

Mingyu: i'm cooking tonight

Joshua: oh thank goodne-

Hoshi: tigers

Joshua: ...now what the f*ck Hoshi

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Dazai, at some random girl in the beach: omg u look so sexy wearing those flip flops, or should i say, th*ngs *lip bite*

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Kenji: if you were a furry, what would be your fursona

Kyouka: Atsushi

Atsushi: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT A FURRY-

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Hoshi: the amount of trust you give me is overwhelming

Seungkwan: we don't trust you ???

Hoshi: exactly

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Dazai: fancy seeing you here

Chuuya: we're literally on a rooftop of one of the tallest buildings in the city fighting 100 men, there's nothing fancy about this

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Atsushi: let's play hide and seek, i'll count to ten

Dazai: *jumps into a bucket*

Kenji: *casually runs through a wall, resulting in a hole*

Ranpo: *enters his sweets cabinet*

Atsushi: *finishes counting and goes back to his desk*

Kunikida: what was the point of this

Atsushi: to get some silence

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*In the second years groupchat*

Noya: guys, wanna steal the principals wig again

Ennoshita: That is absolutely inappropriate behavior and should be continued to be done. Please be mindful of your actions and make sure they are appropriate as it is a ground rule of the school.

Tanaka: he means yes

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Namjoon: i'm very trustable y'know?

BTS: debatable

Namjoon: c'mon name one thing u can't trust me with

Yoongi: a car

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Hinata, barging in the gym: I just realized, i dont know what the f*ck the word "f*ck" means

Noya: WAIT WHAT THE F*CK DOES F*CK MEAN

Tanaka: F*CK I FORGOT WHAT F*CK MEANS

Tsukki, passing through: it means sexual intercourse

Hinata, Noya, Tanaka: ohhhhhh

Hinata: now why the f*ck does it mean that

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Minghao: if 5+5 is 10, then what the f is this

*nudges at booseoksoon breakdancing to hey tayo in the back*