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Moss, 18, they/she

[milkshaketg]

skewbald belgian named Inksplash. palomino cream or smth.

Florence and Tuscany go the realm. feline hall. human was a bitch who “I turned out fine so they should, too.” maybe I make her too sick to be able to tell anything. black cat companion with purple eyes who can see your death.

someone who comes face to face with their killer who through time loop shenanagins it isn’t in the past it’s the current except they’re alive even though they did kill them and the killer is just like nonchalant or at least appears unbothered

like others are in a time loop and she comes back and is like what

another character just disappears and it isn’t mentioned at all until dead girl returns and is like where are they and everyone else is like who

maybe they come back somehow except not alive

au self inset w Joot in JoJo where I’m a lesbian and therefore an outcast and he and I find solidarity in that and whatnot. I yell at him for how he treats his mom.

Dollarpaw as in sand dollar

SSO Vid Ideas:

dive into SSOblr

Autumn “TroyTheBoy” after their fursona Troy

Featherbelle🥦

Nicodemus(Nico)

Griffin

Wolfgang

fear look in her eyes as the sword is about to come down on her, but is saved by someone else last minute. she doesn’t question it. she just runs. she has no idea what happened to that person.

Angela on a throne looking kinda shocked and surprised and anxious and Akuma is at her feet, all seductive n draped over her n shit and just staring at the viewer sure of herself. not smug, though. just confident.

pink haired self insert for FE3H to draw a Ashe, Catherine, fuckin uhh other pretty lady, maybe Sylvain? Felix? anyone tbh. Claude, too. ladies as well ofc.

-traumatized lady, cannot be on the battlefield or she shuts down. mayb a new crest, a special one. bc she’s special :>

-self regenerating from a big battle who lost everyone and everyone was starving then offered herself up to eat and they found out she couldn’t die by mutilation alone, eventually was captured and used as a human shield and then ofc this fucks her up real bad so they erase a ton of memories so now she’s just ditzy lady being studied except gently at the monastery. ig she can’t really work out bc regeneration.

Flayn x Dedue

someone with a pet named Cream Cheese

self insert where I’m broken and Dirk fixes me I’m a cyborg except he’s got complete control now and I become a husk just used by him to accomplish his misguided deeds. robot turns to flesh eventually even the tail n shit.

oh wait fuck he’s gay.

we don’t gotta fuck it can be platonic extremely fantastically toxic codependency

I am a pet.

this again, except I am a lesbian who forms an unhealthy codependent relationship with Sylvain. he’s chasing my friend who I have a massive crush on, so I approach him. he ofc thinks I’m going for him/his crest but is visibly taken aback when I admit I’m in love with my friend and I need him to back off. we chat a bit and become acquainted or whatevs. he does. then after the five years comes back and she’s dead, I’m heartbroken obviously. emphasis on bad disassociation too. and boom, codependence. then he’s basically backed into a corner and forced to marry so he chooses me bc he knows I’m not tryna use him for his crest. I’m literally 90% into girls thank u.

fire emblem + blorbos + desired self inserts

Canary method(if you’re gonna act like a clown I’m gonna treat you like one)

did I fuck up my circadian rhythm in middle school? because this is not a case of bad habits.

no food :(

issues at work bc girl I don’t have peripheral hearing. god I feel so fucking disabled.

Ottalie

Muse

Rush retains the same mass no matter her form, in addition to being albino.

(hey, are you alright?)(pans to me full strawberry outfit + strawberry makeup + accessories)(yeah, why?)

goth in beanie: are you okay?

strawberry: yeah, why?(HEAVY pink blush w white freckles + lashes and whatnot)(holding my stuffies)

goth in beanie: alright,,,

caption: inside you there are two wolves

me, blank expression: listening to a cat get graphically and brutally murdered and remembering how violent my favorite books as a kid were

Skyclan’s Destiny or whatever is literally just skyclan getting slowly slaughtered one by one

dark eyes of ebon

Rose looked up at Silva. She honestly looked kind of pathetic, one of her lashes hanging haphazardly and her lipstick was smudged. She had seen better days, certainly.

She looked from Silva’s hand, to her face, then back to her hand, not even seeming to register her face wasn’t all that visible. Without much hesitation she took her hand. She had no reason to even consider refusing the help. This was a safe town, no one knew who or where she was so no one would be coming for her. If she had articulated these thoughts they would have sent a pang of pain through her, but as luck would have it her brain stayed full of fluff for now.

“Thank you, appreciate it.” She allowed herself to be pulled to her feet, flashing a smile at the girl. “Now… do you happen to know where we are? Of course you do, you must if you’re out here. Could you show me to” she looked down at her unsightly appearance. She didn’t even want to know what her face looked like. “I guess going out isn’t an option, now is it? You know the direction to Fen’s stable? If you could be a gem and take me there.”

Mon: 10-3

Tue: off

Wed: 10-2

Thurs: 5-9

Fri: off

Sat: 3-7

Sun: 10-3

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[milkshaketg]

pandoric resistant horses new breed like cold resistant horses. starter horse plus new breed for line of quests in pandoria.

multiple stables, keep different horses in different stables. no paddock? or limited paddock, and you gotta buy each barn.

SSO separately paid DLCs

Briar’s magic is different than Jorvik magic, giving her a different perspective. whether there’s a global network and Briar is a part of it and Jorvik is different, or they’re both outside it but different, or they’re from two different pockets. Briar can’t go back to her native magic source bc half blood something something idk.

River taught Midnight a specific skill (bow/arrow, throwing knives? specific type of magic) and Midnight thought she killed River with it and swore it off. but then like River comes back and :0 >:0 >:{

Flora was part of a pack of rogues

Silverpaw is injured and has to be taken in and cared for by Flora, maybe joins her group a bit before being able to rejoin her clan. still meets with her even after they “part ways” but Flora stops coming and she gets worried and goes back to find out what happened.

Flora gives Florastar a life

Silverpaw was training to be a med cat. she was kidnapped bc rogues need that sweet sweet knowledge. medical and spiritual. maybe also as random. Flora also has littermates bc she was born there.

Silverdusk is an elder once Florastar receives her nine lives. Flora mentions she’s so happy Silverdusk still remembered her and named Floradawn after her. before she can think about what that means Flora goes and suddenly gives her the life. Florastar obv goes to Silverdusk and is like what. maybe the story is told from that perspective of Florastar learning about the story.

their clan is fr just “the clan”

Silverpaw was gifted as a medicine cat from the beginning(spiritually). her mentor isn’t even fully trained, just some kit forced into the situation and half trained by another clan’s medicine cat. they acquire another apprentice by the time Silverpaw returns moons later; and Silverpaw is trained as a warrior because she’s already been taught many of the skills by Flora. her style of fighting and hunting always remains distinct from the rest of the clan. maybe she was already pregnant by the time she returned so she couldn’t become a medicine cat again. still regularly shares tongues with at least rogues ancestors, if not starclan.

previous leader of rogues died abruptly and they need to speak to them for Reasons so that’s why they snatch Silverpaw.

warrior cats except time hijinks.

two Whitepaws except presented as one except it becomes apparent pretty quickly there’s contradictions between the two.

goth clown girl(w bow?) sitting in boy’s lap who’s got his face buried in her shoulder and she’s glaring protectively. she protecting him.

“Nothing Rots on the Moon”

char trained in magic who’s kicked out and memories(and thought to be magic) erased, but they slowly rediscover it. they wake up having been already given a job and monotonous life so they don’t ask questions. just comically boring asf.

royal who is hopelessly in love with their servant. it’s one sided and they try and subtly woo them but keep fucking up bc class differences or whatever and they learn more and ofc eventually wind up together. lesbians?

HS oc named Muse who’s part of a prophecy but then it’s discovered that no it meant a muse of smth like classpect

getting stronger Cosmic is using Wasps Wing as a puppet to talk to Flora projecting onto her as if she were Universe

Universe grooming Flora just as Cosmic is grooming Wasp

Cosmic intends to make Flora and Wasp next generation main elements to continue his and Universe’s feud, but it falls through. he tells Wasp to kill Flora(not only she’s dead but yanno breed contemptment) but she doesn’t so he kills her instead, then goes to kill Flora but Twill jumps in the way and after she dies it’s too late to get Flora and he ends pissed. Twill tried to save Flora but wound up solidifying her death instead.

Universe “aren’t dying, they’re ending” as if there’s an actual difference.

chats with map tattoos. used as a human map idk among other things

isekai w guy in world of girls expect they’re all normal abt it and he’s a super cool dude. he’s got black hair with clowncore triangles under eyes and longer hair in front but short hair overall mayb beads in front(girl puts in?) he’s a wolf guy (but not kekonimi or were) and has to actually earn the girls trust.

girl stranded on ghost island but comes back doesn’t speak what she wants to say aloud bc she’s used to telepathy and covered in bumps and bruises because constantly running into things bc oops they’re actually corporeal now.

mechanism only able to be unlocked by an immortal bc they have all the time in the world to scour every book for a key to unlock it but some dumbass does it by accident without even intending to. they’re just like “huh,,, crazy how many corpses are here” of those who tried and failed them they just kinda do it.

River

Midnight

Unicorn(Moon esque name? beautiful) Euphemia

Swift

Lyrica

Snap Dragon who becomes Snappaw

outside clan cat who’s named X, comes in and is forced to be stripped of their identity by kinda asshole leader and named Ypaw. that leader dies, and next one who warriors them gives back their identity as YX. X is unconventional suffix. they become leader, but can’t give up either name so just go by warrior name while officially name is Ystar. it’s not really known which, Xstar or Ystar it is.

this is seen as controversial, bc first off rejecting Starclan blah blah but second off, insisting on keeping around your kittypet identity instead of embracing Starclan fully.

ooo also another clan where who the leader is is a secret so they also go by warrior name. deputy acts as leader.

Brightholly

Littlefox

Brackensnap

Ashpetal

Redwillow

Mackerelpaw

“nightmare leader from hell” Nightstar?

basically inherits big clan and kidnaps kits and kills to keep control. kinda mf crazy, and uses psychological torture and brainwashing to control her clan. she, after a LONG reign of terror(she was born before even the elders were apprentices) then eventually is defeated, and another is somehow appointed leader. mayb by starclan. Thunderclan. the thing abt the next leader is he’s young, maybe her kit or relayed? and constantly hears her voice in his head.

she cuts a deal with a clan or two to leave them alone if they don’t stand in her way.

territory with, like… a TON of clans like 6+ at least two in twoleg place, one on a farm? multiple in wilderness. cross clan kits okay, but they are raised in mothers clan. medicine cats can have kits if toms, there’s a foster mother, or there’s another second fully trained medicine cat already.

babie

pirate Cassandra somehow grows her crystals on her body somewhere and just snaps them off. or at least has to shatter a crystal to use it’s power.

Krystal and Treasure

Universe and Cosmic

Nova and Solaris

Twill and Wasp Wing

Lovelace and Terra

Hollyhock

Eclipsit

guardian angel who’s person is essentially sex trafficked and they take revenge on everyone who wronged her, and her ghost goes and helps the other women those men(and women) hurt.

it’s slow. they don’t get to go fast. they have to go through what those women went through.

fire flower

murder mystery where the narrator knows just a little too much… slowly realize they’re the murderer

Wasp Wing wakes up after being revived, and gets up… there’s someone behind her, someone also revived. it’s Flora. she knows it’s Flora, it’s all hyped up and she goes to grasp for her but. it’s Twill. or maybe she’s terrified to see Flora, but is devastated when it isn’t her. she’s like where’s Flora and Twill is like yeah where’s Flora but it’s like “Twill you ARE Flora, or at least you took her place.” this time bc Wasp is older and much more mature, she doesn’t blame Twill for taking Flora from her. she understands it wasn’t intended, or her fault. it was Cosmic’s, but even more just the laws of their universe.

mayb she becomes so grieved and just upset and unhappy near the end of her and Twill’s reign. but then is so at peace when she finally gets to go. they have a celebration of their cycle, and everyone gets to go out together, loved and surrounded by others.

[milkshaketg]

nsfw/childhood abuse mention tw(the child abuse is not what’s nsfw)

damn. imagine being abused as a kid by your mother and now women yelling at you turns you on. that’s crazy. crazy how the mind works.

[cant-afford-lobotomy-deactivate]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

We are normal and can be trusted with large amounts of money

[sophia-hjkl]

ITS NOT DEMONS GUYS I PROMISE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homeboygirl]

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

[writing-prompt-s]

Years ago your work place accepted a prank delivery to an evil villains lair, ever since that day the villian hasn’t left you alone, convinced you were secretly a hero, no matter how many times you explain you were just a pizza delivery driver and it was a prank call.

[a-real-horse]

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

god i hate getting dick

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

SICK. SICK. SICK.

[gumy-shark]

[hjartasalt]

I have a lot of friends who come from different cultural backgrounds and last night one of them started apologising for infodumping about their home country and culture and!!! Stop right there don't you dare apologise I fucking love learning about what day to day life is like in different countries and I do want to hear about what the bars there play on the radio and how shitty the public transport is and all the little things that make up so much of your lived experience I'm obsessed with humanity and grateful for being born in a time where people from so far away can so effortlessly meet and tell stories

[cabbagegunk]

[studentofetherium]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Happy No Sex Friday to all who celebrate

[greatlordfluffernutter]

More like to all who celebate am i right or am i right folks

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Women please survive

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TERFs are reblogging this so just so you know this doesn't count you. Get off my blog

[leolaroot]

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

[leolaroot]

[yasharose]

Are you single

I‘m cursed

[gayestpiano]