Ratatouille Time

he/him “grown ahh man btw” (born 2003)

[minty-3995]

HORST SHRINE

November 2025

[minty-3995]

@ring-a-ding-ding123

Horst you are so girl

[minty-3995]

beach episode

[minty-3995]

you’ve really got a hold on me

[tiddlybonking]

🔞 NSFW LaloHorst talk 🔞

They fuckin

But how are they fuckin?

SEX HEADCANONS!!!

- Lalo is hung, Horst is the tiniest bit more hung

- Horst is embarrassed by his own size, but loves how big Lalo is

- they do not have penetrative anal sex. Manual, oral, etc etc but neither can take the others’ schlong. They’re both pretty content with the arrangement

- Lalo has a higher sex drive relative to Horst. Horst’s bad health habits like smoking and not sleeping leads to him having a low libido

- Lalo takes the lead. Horst rarely expresses his wants and needs and when he does he’s quite shy about it— he feels he shouldn’t desire those things

- Lalo talks Horst through it with lots of praise, Horst dirty talks in a more plainly observational way

- Lalo has a foot fetish and Horst entertains this

- Horst likes blowing Lalo more than Lalo likes blowing Horst

- Lalo likes French kissing, Horst isn’t as big of a fan

[minty-3995]

It only has to make sense to me

[segamascott]

[inversedictionary]

[minty-3995]

separate Horst headcanons that are starting to overlap:

- his mom died when he was born, his father hated and neglected him

- he crossdresses in private

Y’see, child!Horst had a fixation on his mother’s belongings. He never met her, but would have escapist fantasies where she’s his only family. In his exploration of maternal comfort, he discovered euphoria in wearing feminine clothes. Unfortunately he was found out by his father— if he wanted to be a faggot then so be it, but not in his mother’s clothes.

As a teenager he’d shoplift stockings and such. Little things. Once he gets kicked out and starts living dangerously he dresses up more. He adopts a nightlife persona named Goldie. Eventually yknow he kills somebody and then gets out of jail and feels like he has to change. He has to stop.

…But he still does it a little bit 🤏

ladies’ underwear beneath his chef whites if he’s feeling risky. Dressing up as Goldie again to entertain his friends (VERY RARE)

[todaysbird]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of a philippine falconet

#MYBUG

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[minty-3995]

I was too lazy to actually draw it but I still think it’s funny

HAHAH

does your bottom have to be here!!!!!!!!!!

[bedupolker]

Rats vs Mice

(To be clear, this is not an anti-mouse post. Small cute animals should be allowed to be a little fucked up.)

[yuyotrix]

This took EONS but it was too perfect not to do it

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[chimpanzai]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone