Oo La La, What the Fuck?

Stitching, Shitposts, and Stockings, oh my!

[mothermorrows]

[tokay-blog]

no comments x))

[sweetlyartemis]

birds that look like fruit <3

[mothermorrows]

Not again

[birdwholikesbirding]

People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.

They cannot handle the great tit

[typhlonectes]

[krispydonuts12]

I know this is a hot take but, Peryite is like, one of the best princes to speak to.

The others fighting for your soul in Skyrim? Nah, take the shield and scram. Oh you don't wanna even though you summoned him? Meh fair enough, he'll be there if you change your mind. Or find someone else. Whatever.

This man has a job. He loves his pet rats. It's said Kyne gives him the souls of Skeevers when they die.

Peryite is the embodiment of a "natural" or "necessary" evil. Much like sickness.

You can hate it. You can hate him. But he's there. It's there. Always will be. He has no want to take over. Despite being the ""believed weakest"" prince, he could probably wipe out tamriel the easiest.

But he doesn't want to. Because that's not what he is.

He is the natural order. As things will be, whether you want them to or not.

Anyway Peryite is my favorite daedric prince, and in this essay I w-

[citree]

Mr Marcurio Skyrim. First companion character I ever had a crush on (and figured out how to make carry an infinite amount of cabbages)

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[littleguysdaily]

[dandeland]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

[spacefinch]

THEN PERISH

Was anyone going to tell me, or….

It’s free real estate

I love you. (Here’s the latest news)

Live slug reaction

__ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

THIS PERSON?!

the WHAT

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

[weaselle]

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[parakeet]

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

[parakeet]

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[parakeet]

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I was browsing the Wikipedia, and the post was there.

Wikipedians share memes, too, y'know?

[parakeet]

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I mean it is featured on this article

[bigmickswingin]

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

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[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[great-and-small]

The best hobbies are ones that teach you obscure synonyms for colors

[transmairon-deactivated20250901]

No fear.

"Elves in tes6 looking like pointy eared humans with unnatural skin colour, instead of having sharp features, forehead ridges, large tilted eyes, non-white sclera, and other features specific to their kin that made them look much more interesting and unique from humans, unlike most other fantasy Elves. "

One fear.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[translatingpostsintodutch]

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer uit

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer aan

alphabetizing-posts

Aan hoodie lichaamstemperatuur mevrouwtje regulatie trekt vreselijke weer zijn

infectiouspiss

Stop dat zet mijn woorden terug normaal stijl

snailifier

🐌✨ slak geworden! 🐌✨

Snop snat snet mijn snoorden terug snormaal snijl

infectiouspiss

Ik zal het verdomme doen jij zoon van een teef snop snat nu meteen

[awkwarddaydreamingpotato]

The Dutch translation at the end is what really makes this post for me

[the-haiku-bot]

The Dutch translation

at the end is what really

makes this post for me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.