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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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britney

it's

bitch

yiffmaster

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

bludraws094

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

bludraws094

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

bludraws094

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

feeshstiks

unyieldingsilence

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tenitchyfingers

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

capricorn-0mnikorn

Note the date, people:

That’s 1972

29 years before AVEN was started online,

and 47 years before the present.

And that’s only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.

So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.

queerhumanbeing

supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this

freyjawriter24

It’s 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.

irrepressible-domovoy

54 years as of 2026 and we are still here!

glenns-goblin-army

april fools day is the most scam likely day that has ever existed

i think its where he gets his power from

#it’s his birthday

gayprestonwillard

GUYS IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jaxantics

errorschacha

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

thecutestgrotto

Fuck ICE

garaks-padded-bra

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

aquato-blog

getting a note on a super old post

estel-and-agape

possibly-emu

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

byjove

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

tricotbf

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

spiffiesttea

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

some-j-name

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

spiffiesttea

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

byjove

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

lorebird

catgirlforeskin

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

foone

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

fallingtowers

oh no!!!

fallingtowers

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

fallingtowers

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

artsekey

reblog to microwave them faster

artsekey

the speed of 20 reblogs... what could 100 do...

sol1loqu1st

I feel like all the "they broke weird al" "weird al got serious we're so cooked" comments about the killing in the name cover are missing the point. that is not a broken man. comedy is politics. comedy has always been politics. weird al has been satirizing politics for a long time because he knows the court jester can say to the king what other people can't. by doing a serious cover of an explicitly anti-establishment song that his gen x and millennial audience knows by heart when he's built his career on parody, he's saying this can't be satirized anymore and he's saying it in a very deliberate way that his audience will understand. those aren't the actions of a broken man, they're the actions of a man who is trying to tell you something. are we going to listen?