You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me
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You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me
scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it
i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!
basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!
You're going to have a busy day after all of that and I think a nice snack and tall glass of water would be a wonderful cap to the evening.
"don’t get me started on sasha nolastname, and ilya sounding gay in russian. that bathroom scene is NOT what people think it is!!!!!" begging you to sAY MORE
yay ☺️☺️☺️ well alright
sasha and ilya started hooking up at 16. sasha, flamboyantly gay. seemingly the kind of person who can’t really be totally closeted because he is too clockable, who doesn’t have that option. and ilya, who is i think INTENDED to be masc and glowery but then in russian he sounds so gay, and you realize he’s just another sasha. everyone knows. nobody mentions it. he is so terrifyingly good at hockey, and smart enough to stay quiet about it, and bisexual enough to sleep with women, so he is scrabbling constantly at the edges of normalcy and security, teetering on the edge of the closet. and it’s clear that to ilya hockey isn’t just hockey, hockey is devotion, hockey is loyalty, hockey is pride, hockey is his father’s love, hockey is a homeland, and a national and cultural identity, and those are all wrapped up in an idea of duty and love and care and belonging.
the facts are: 1) sasha and ilya grew up in moscow together 2) both noticeably gay 3) both involved in the world of hockey 4) sasha leaves to go do fashion stuff in paris 5) ilya stays.
so i think that scene goes:
Sasha: Good game, you didn't play that badly. (All this just to humiliate yourself, Ilya?) Ilya: I know you didn't watch. (You don't care about the world we came from, traitor, you're a traitor traitor traitor.) Svetlana: It's cute how Sasha doesn't care, I think it's admirable. Sasha: I pay attention sometimes, when there's something worth paying attention to. (I engage with where I came from when there is something in it for me.) Ilya: Boo my dad sucks >:( (I hate this place.) Svetlana: Sasha is right, you need to stop caring what he thinks. (Babe, you do it to yourself) --Blah blah worldbuilding, the stakes the teams the cup. Svetlana from the outside knows more than Ilya and Sasha combined from the inside. That is a separate post. Tragically Svetlana is in a gilded cage and can't do coke right now because she has to look pretty tomorrow because of gender. Alas. Have fun with the homosexuality boys.-- Sasha: Aren't you going to ask me how I am? (Don't you want to know what it's like out there? The clubbing, the boys, the sex, the drugs, the freedom. Sure, I'm rubbing it in your face a little.) No, nothing? (You were always a coward.) You don't do coke, you don't make jokes, you don't flirt back. You used to be fun. (You think I'm weak for leaving? You're the weak one, clinging to something that is destroying you because you're too afraid to imagine a different world. You didn't used to be this way.) Ilya: Here? Really? (You are so immature. I grew out of it. You should have grown out of it too.) Sasha: Danger used to get you going. (Do you remember what it was like to not care what other people thought? Do you remember what it was like to think maybe this world should burn? Do you remember the person you used to be before everything got its claws in you?) Ilya: We're not kids anymore, Sasha. Stop. (I grew up. You didn't. Pathetic. You are disloyal. You turned your back on everything you were given. You spit in the eye of the people who raised you. Living the way you live is for children.) Sasha: Okay, let's go somewhere. (Yes, I'm antagonizing. Yes, I'm rubbing it in. Can I goad you into a reaction? You think I'm weak. I think you are. This doesn't have to be your life. Come suck dick in the club. Let go of the knife. ) Ilya: No. Sasha: ...Fine. Bye, Ilya. (Well, don't say I didn't try. They can smell it all over you, you know. You aren’t fooling anyone. They all know what you are. You are killing yourself to tell a lie that nobody believes. I might be a traitor, but at least I got out.) Shane text: Hi! 🤓 How are you doing? 🙂 Ilya: 🫠
The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek
We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?
If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.
Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.
Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.
On the being deep about Shrek website?
It's got layers.
keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it
"and the stars look very different today..."
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Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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Also prev tags:
That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
this moment in six of crows is a direct parallel to the story of orpheus and eurydice where instead of orpheus turning around rather than continuing to walk, kaz turns to look at inej because he thinks she’s in danger
in this essay i will-
this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it
✨ it’s march ✨
😔 it’s march 😔
Baby it’s March🤡
sorry i saw your tags on the post about montreal and hockey but can you elaborate
i think i said most of everything i wanted to say between my tags on both reblogs of that post and i'm not super sure what you wanted elaboration on 😭 but idk in absence of a clear question here are some just stream of consciousness thoughts
i'm not naive or like blinded by my affection for the team or the city or the fans, montreal's fans and media can be brutal and often are. it's not an easy market. there are eyes on you constantly. if you want to be a hockey player but not a celebrity montreal is not the city for you. go to tampa or something idk. but i do truly in my heart of hearts believe we are some of the best fans in the world. when we love we love hard. it's not that difficult to get on our good side. be an okay hockey player. learn a couple words in french. and barring something egregious you have us for life.
look how excited folks get when nick suzuki (yes he's our current captain no he wasn't on the team when rachel was writing yes this is a complete coincidence) speaks 3 words of french at the end of the regular season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i know i keep saying this but if nick suzuki brought the cup home there is literally nothing he could do that montrealers would not defend him for and let him get away with. this is not actually a good thing but it remains true nonetheless. luckily nick suzuki seems like a wonderful guy so i have no concerns about what types of things we would be endorsing as a city and a fanbase. but it's the same reason that while we should've never drafted logan mailloux to begin with the reason he got traded wasnt for culture reasons or personality reasons it was because he's not that good of a player and we got an even better player back.
hockey culture down to its core is rotten. it's ugly. it starts young. it's not going to change unless it changes from childhood. it's why as much as i see people hoping HR will spur change, i don't actually see it moving the needle much at all where it actually needs to be moved. i am not trying to make a post that posits that montreal is the One Good Non-Toxic Progressive Utopia hockey fanbase. that would be delusional.
i see people asking 'what's a good nhl team to get into that isnt homophobic or sexist' and like people will offer a wide variety of answers but the truth is if that's what you're looking for good luck. i guarantee there is at minimum one guy on every team who sucks. probably more. and everyone keeps quiet about it. as long as no one is rocking the boat who cares. there are some options that are worse than others -- i think actively choosing to become a blackhawks fan or a golden knights fan right now is at best very tone deaf and at worst actively malicious. i think i'd side-eye any team that was openly anti-themed jersey nights when the pride jersey/tape debacle was happening in 2023 unless they have actively made efforts in the other direction. i'd steer clear of any team that actively employs someone involved in the blackhawks SA coverup scandal. or took on one of the players from the world juniors trial. i don't think there are any good choices just ones that are less bad than others.
that being said, montreal is generally one of the more progressive nhl cities. it's a very pro-lgbt city. while quebec as a whole has a lot of issues re: how it policies religious expression, and how it feels about immigrants etc,. obviously there are homophobes, and racists and misogynists everywhere, but i think as far as cities go, montreal is one of the better ones. pk subban took a lot of fucking shit from a lot of truly awful people, and as a whole being black in the nhl is lowkey a fucking nightmare. the racists can be loud and they can be awful. but pk was beloved here. as mentioned in that post, a fan took out a full page gazette spread when he was traded but i want to actually post the page.
this wouldve cost approximately $20,000 in 2016 which is around $25,000 today if we adjust for inflation. and it was just to make it very clear to management how angry we were that he'd been traded. how much it was a betrayal of the fans. and pk much to my neverending despair did not win a cup. i for one dipped out of paying attention to the habs for FIVE YEARS because of how angry i was about this trade. i know i'm not the only one. i came back in 2021 when we went on that cinderella cup run because i was really hoping i'd finally watch carey price lift the cup. that was not to be, but between that run, and the new front office/management, and the beautiful nick suzuki of it all, i'm back to loving this team. and i'm glad the people associated with bonehead after bonehead decision are gone. i do not like them. i do not forgive them. said widow mentioned in the aforementioned posts, her bond with pk was the sweetest thing in the world.
when this trade happened, i distinctly recall the huge number of people who responded to rumours of 'well he was affecting the locker room culture' with THEN GET THE PEOPLE MAD ABOUT IT OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM not pk!!!!!!!!!!
and i would like to reiterate the pk subban did not bring a cup home. he won the norris (an individual award) once.
SO I LITERALLY CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF ENOUGH TO ENVISION A WORLD WHERE 3X STANLEY CUP WINNING CAPTAIN SHANE HOLLANDER GETS RUN OUT OF THE CITY TO GO TO FUCKING OTTAWA OF ALL PLACES
that guy speaks perfect, anglo-accented french. he's already got lifers for that reason alone. i remember seeing critiques of hudson's accent but that is exactly the accent every fluent blingual ontarian whose first language is english has when speaking french. it's spot on. it's perfect. if he brought one (1) stanley cup home he would ascend to sainthood in montreal. he would never have to buy himself a ginger ale again. AND YOU'RE TELLING ME HE BROUGHT HOME THREE????? AND WE TRADED HIM WITHIN THE DIVISION??????????????????? BECAUSE THE VIBES WERE BAD????????????????? you fucking trade everyone else around him who doesnt wanna deal with your star captain when he's this loved, this good, this revered. YOU DO NOT TRADE THE FUCKING CAPTAIN ARE YOU CRAZY????? no one involved in that decision would know peace ever again. you'd have to sleep with one eye open forever.
this was montreal in 2008 after we defeated the bruins in the FIRST round of the playoffs. this was us happy about getting over the first hurdle on our way to the cup final.
this was us once again HAPPY in 2021 after defeating the golden knights and getting to the cup final for the first time since 1993
THIS IS MONTREAL HAPPY ABOUT HOCKEY
YOU WANNA SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN THE CITY IS MAD???????
THE WHOLE ENTIRE CITY WOULD BE ON FIRE THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. EVERY CAR WOULD BE BURNING. EVERY WINDOW WOULD BE BROKEN. THE COPS WOULD RUN OUT OF TEAR GAS.
no one with two brain cells to rub together would ever trade a cup winning captain like that over ~locker room issues~ and it is genuinely such an immersion breaking plot point for me that i cannot shut the fuck up about it. if she wanted shane and ilya on the same team there were better ways to do it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WE ARE NOT SENDING OUR STAR CAPTAIN TO GD OTTAWA TO BRADY TKACHUK'S TEAM BECAUSE SOME DIPSHITS AROUND HIM HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM BE SO FUCKING FR FOR A SECOND
ps. the home mlh jerseys should have the acronym in french instead of english which is a much more minor pet peeve but i might as well write it out if i'm bitching in a post this long
"nos bras meurtris vous tendent le flambeau" is the french translation of the lines "to you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high" from the poem "flanders fields" by john mccrae who wrote it during wwi. it's our motto. it's in the locker room in both french and english. montreal lives breathes dreams in hockey. it is woven into the city's history and politics like nothing else. it is a religion. the bell centre is a cathedral. the ghosts of players past are always haunting the narrative. both the book and the show do not make this clear and i don't even blame them bc the relationship the city of montreal has with the canadiens and the sport of hockey is almost impossible to describe. you really just need to experience it and live it yourself. WE ARE NOT TRADING OUR STAR CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment