Practically Perfect

30 - healthcare worker by day, hyperfixation gremlin by night

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[handweavers]

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[yoongngl]

Ser Arlan lives AU where they reach Ashford Meadow for the tourney and greet Baelor who takes interest in Dunk but the old man won't let him have a "moment" with his squire so Baelor enter the lists just to unhorse Arlan again and piss him off and show off to Dunk bc he's a petty prince, it's not hard to do that bc Dunk's already smitten for him and it's all Arlan's fault bc he fed the Baelor soul of chivalry agenda to him lol

[madisoncounty]

it's may, it's may, the month of yes, you may HAPPY MAY!

[mandycore420]

Christina Hammock Koch, soon to be the first woman in the Moon's orbit

[integrise]

lessons that I was surprised but happy to take away from the artemis II mission:

STEM cannot survive without the arts and vice versa

The crew needs to publish a book of poetry IMMEDIATELY

Science is unifying and should be funded instead of wars!!

Microsoft outlook and press-to-talk technology is even sometimes difficult for the smartest, most trained humans on (and off) the planet to manage

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The second one

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[wishmemellon]

Everyone on Twitter is obsessing over this Artemis and Apollo NASA patch I have.

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[i-merani]

[vigilantsycamore]

Anti-Stratfordian who thinks Shakespeare did write his plays but he was from somewhere else

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts