A More Permanent Destination

[lunasolara8]

🍂✨️🎃☕️

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

moodboard for when you have the audacity to be trans on tumblr

[nh2d-deactivated20220723]

my favourite bizarre arthurian facts to drop on unsuspecting people:

lancelot was very literally raised in a lake

gawain has a talking fox sidekick who shows him how to cross the river of the dead

morgan le fay’s best frenemy/gf is an ancient greek oracle who slept with alexander the great

gawain has to investigate his own murder not once but THREE times because people just will not stop faking his death

arthur has a pet parrot

one time mordred ate a dead body

gawain said he wanted to be turned into a maiden to be able to love lancelot as a maiden could. he was very high on painkillers at the time

lancelot’s birth name is galahad and his son’s name is galahad and his ex-boyfriend’s name is galehaut and his grandfather’s name is lancelot and his uncle’s name is bors and his cousin’s name is also bors.

there are upwards of ten characters named yvain

gawain was kidnapped by pirates as a child. this explains a lot about him i think

look i know its a basic one but the absolute shock that ppl go through when i say lancelot was raised in a lake? like IN a lake? classic. timeless. theres a reason i listed it first and it bears repeating. the man is aquatic

[katherynefromphilly]

All this and “Merlin and Arthur fuck” is the thing people balk at

[leche-flandom]

Love love love how Persuasion opens with Elizabeth saying no one will want Anne in Bath and then in Bath Anne's dodging admiring glances and engagement rumors left and right like Neo with the bullets. Jane Austen was cackling over her inkpots, I just know it.

[gluebottles]

Candyland 1984/1997 board

[sideblogtointeract]

DYK that's was the point of the game? It was invented by Eleanor Abbott for children hospitalized with polio. The disease would effect mobility among other things so Candyland focused instead on bright colors and engaging illustrations rather than complicated gameplay to encourage the imagination of bedbound children. This post, and this comment, is a testament to Abbots genius in when she made this game.

Candy Land | American Experience | PBS

Although Candy Land started in a polio ward, its connection to the infamous disease was kept secret for 50 years. Its steady rise in popular

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[drchucktingle]

we all know this classic way

[grymmoires]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[grimbeak]

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Is this real because I really like boywife kitchen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Abortion easily accessible from the kitchen that's nice

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

everyone in the tags adding the fennell wuthering heights is correct btw

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[messymindpalace]

This whole post took an unexpected turn

[thatdisasterauthor]

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

[strixus]

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

[wyrmzone]

enrichment

[artificial-father]

How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?

[saint-batrick]

::wheeze::