MissAliceBand

Assassins' Guild. Rage Queen. Geek. Depressed. Tired. Done. Scotland.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.12 Prophecy Girl

[sirellas]

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

[queerofthedagger]

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[lab-practicum]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[trekkie-polls]

Happy Ides of March! Who are you stabbing to celebrate? (Star Trek)

Gul Dukat

Kai Winn

Khan Noonien Singh

Chancellor Gowron

Mirror Lorca

The nearest star fleet admiral you can find (odds are they’re corrupt)

The Diviner

Nicholas Locarno

Borg Queen

Comander Tomalak

Other in tags / no stabbing / see results

Voting ended onMar 22

[phantom-threaded]

Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[seizesthegay]

the rest of the internet thinks that tumblr is dead. meanwhile we’re just over here planning to stab a certain roman emperor for the 2069th time.

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

[saint-batrick]

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

[hallowedlore]

this is targeted tumblr content

[jess-the-reckless]

This is what language is for. Evolution. Ridiculous, wonderful evolution.

[blackwolfmajik]

This is so good, I'm awake at 3am and glad of it - for this has arrived on my dash like a boss

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the "tried to make him the main character" part killed me bc, indeed, caesar is not the main character of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar

[boogiewoogiebuglegal]

@suzeranity - OMG 😂😂

[thequeeninyellowlace]

“They all did slay”

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

This is SO DAMN DAMN GOOD. I think Shakespeare would have approved.

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[givemeafuckingjoint]

@wheezecheese

[hasufin]

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[nine-touched]