Beeb's Pit

Hi my name is Beeb, I’m 25, and this is where I go to make myself laugh

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[oneheadtoanother]

[byjove]

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

[littleguysdaily]

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[koholint]

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[marbirds]

kitty kisses [ID in alt text]

[regamad]

I want to steal those designs to bleach onto a shirt

specifically bottom right on the front and bottom left on the back

[marbirds]

If it's for personal use I don't mind if you do that, that'd be cute!

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

[1eos]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[potoh]

A jungle for the house tigers.

[bowelfly]

Brother Horace the abbey sexton

the spade is mostly just ceremonial

[radiation]

[radiation]