Mitch's Empire.

Hit me up, I'm pretty average.

[nomadnoah]

a gm screen but its covered in claymore mines if a player gets insolent u send em to hell

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

I never noticed it before, but a surprisingly large number of people seem to think you can stand close to a claymore mine, which is absolutely not true. It’s still a 3-pound brick of C-4, and putting the high explosive inside a plastic box with some steel pellets on one side will not prevent it from killing you.

[nomadnoah]

I dunno dude, check this out.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Cool, do you see that 16-meter arc labelled “keep out of here”? Do you also see the part labelled “secondary missile hazard area -100 meters”? Have you ever seen the very long wire that comes with the clacker?

I’m still baffled about why people think it’s safe to sit next to 680g of C-4? You will absolutely still die in the backblast. Everyone at the table would be killed instantly. 

[nomadnoah]

you best stand back before I detonate my gm screen claymore on you for insolence

you will be killed instantly while I will be unharmed, for I was behind the claymore

[brbgensokyo]

If i was about to get killed by backblast, i would simply just parry it with my kung fu skills. 

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[grink]

mingus kingus saturday

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Compilation

[galactica-phantom]

[odinsblog]

Awww…

[weirdmageddon]

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

[changelingsrule]

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

[wafflebloggies]

this is so wonderful

[tikkety-tok]

😂

[molothoo]

You KNOW they messy...the way they all tuned tf in to find out 👀😂😂

[svckmyblog]

mans in the back breaking his neck for the tea 😭

[molothoo]

I didn’t even peep 💀💀

[becausebirds]

Australian Magpie

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[yassmines]

MIND

[snyggvur]

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

[arroz-con-yolo]

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

[fiddleabout]

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[depsidase]

[heroofthreefaces]

I pull off my share or more of enviable puns, though I say it myself, but sometimes I get so jealous

[earhartsease]

[becausebirds]

Australian Magpie

[runby2]

Me: that’s a cool name for a bike

Me after finishing the video: oh

[foone]

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

[aur-eliaa]

I don’t even play this but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since opening Twitter 10 minutes ago

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[twistoftheknife]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[twiststreet]

[turtleduck-inc]

didn’t westerns and samurai movies basically rip each other off?

[alaija]

To my understanding it was a consistent back and forth between the two genres for decades.

With the occasional plagiarism to keep things exciting.

[feminismisahatemovement]

I’m pretty sure Shane and High Noon and all the other thousands of western stories going all the way back to the 1800s were not based on samurai tales. The only two I can presently think of are Fistful of Dollars and The Magnificent Seven.

As already pointed out above, the Japanese took in return: with Ran (1985), Kurosawa even stole from Shakespeare. And then there was the 2013 remake of Clint Eatwood’s Unforgiven:

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

I did see this and want to mention that there’s a strong and very fruitful tradition of lone warriors and “Knights Errant” wandering the countryside having adventures, dispensing justice, atoning for their own sins, etc.

It’s not just Japan

[alpine-hoplite]

Samurai/cowboy solidarity

[luchadoreoflibertythewhite]

It’s not rocket science. Humanity yearns for heroes in evil times.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Samurai and cowboys just vibe together I’m not a sociologist but that’s a fact

[frosty3thefrostening]

Wandering heroes as a concept are nearly universal; but samurai and cowboys’ recursive influence on each other in media probably boils down to their shared status as symbols of a fading romantic period/ end of an era

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Fuck that sounds cool and makes sense I’ll take it

[pancakeke]

We should call this the Chorioactis Principle after the species of mushroom that only exists in Texas and Japan and has lived that way for 19 million years.

[digbymayor]

Once again

[leretourdufranc-deactivated2020]