A Jeep

oh

[viejospellejos]

Coming in hot

[official-kircheis]

F-22s have nothing on this motherfucker

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Did he steal a purse? Lol

[sexhaver]

one guy in the balloon literally said "grab it" to the other one LMFAOOOO

[persistent-wallflower]

Team Rocket

[epilepticsaints]

[emotional-emotion]

Bryan Cranston in Malcolm in the Middle (2000 - 2006)

[cinturongazo]

[brucebocchi]

[zipstick]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[aperture-laboratories-official]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[asharomi]

tbblobnoern tuesday

[funnytwittertweets]

[piemels]

He looks like a foot and it’s ok for you to be into that 💛

[yiffmaster]

Linguine goes down on a girl and Remy is up there doing street fighter combos like Daigo

[yiffmaster]

looks like we both lost our mortgages on this one :/

[yiffmaster]

get in on this while you still can, we're taking off

[ampervadasz]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Get off my lawn you crazy kids!

[knittings-and-things]

[biohammer]

tags via @bunjywunjy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so what if tomorrows monday i have leftovers & maybe this week i will make soup. maybe ill see a cat. maybe each day will show me something worthwhile even if im tired & maybe i can enjoy it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

if u are negative on this post im blocking u ! some of us are trying to get better

[twelvedollars]

[tributary]

uh huh. i was wondering if anyone is in the market for a new copypasta

[teraokanatsumi]

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[sleepy-bebby]

ultraviolence

[adamsmasher]

get chomped idiot

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

[patrickdiomedes]

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

[andmaybegayer]

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[smilingformoney]

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.