Xiao Zhan in The Untamed IS SO CUNTY OMFG AND I'M NOTICING IT MORE SO THAN EVER NOW THAT I'M REWATCHING IT ???? he was born to serve cunt and mischief
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Xiao Zhan in The Untamed IS SO CUNTY OMFG AND I'M NOTICING IT MORE SO THAN EVER NOW THAT I'M REWATCHING IT ???? he was born to serve cunt and mischief
LIKE????
There is something about college air that makes you feel like rotting back at home is far more acceptable. I could be in my bed like a sickly victorian child consuming ungodly amounts of media and that is still a better deal than college.
the fact neurotypicals canât hear the electronics hum doesnât sit right with me. theyâre such strange creatures. what do you mean you canât hear the computer going babdbbsjsbsbhmmmmmm? itâs very much there! in fact, at times itâs too loud and i cry over it! you have to be able to hear it!
Do,,,people NOT HEAR THAT?!? sometimes it's nice to listen to it just goes zzzrrrrhsggdhdhshmmmm
The heat in the heat pack is gone. Now it's just pack.
-Wei Wuxian, probably
an underused source of comedy in post-series fics is the fact that wei wuxian is now Very Technically jin guangshanâs bastard son, and could be in line for jin sect leadership if him or jin ling ever wanted to acknowledge him that way. like, theres so very many loopholes he could exploit with this knowledge.
its a beautiful day in lanling, people are bothering your beloved nephew whoâs doing his best, and you are a horrible necromancer stuck in the body of the old sect leaderâs son, so youre going to threaten everyone with the possibility of YOU being in charge if something should happen to jin ling or if he gets overwhelmed by their petty complaints and needs a break
And when these same people exclaim that itâs âunethicalâ or âagainst the rulesâ or whatever it is that they are unhappy about and threaten to go to the Chief Cultivator to seek redress, WWX just shrugs and tells them to go ahead.
At Cloud Recesses, they seek an audience with Chief Cultivator LWJ. They end up with any one of the following:
Silenced by the Gusu Lan Silencing Spell because they insulted WWX
Stared down by LWJ so hard that they changed their mind about speaking
After hearing the laundry list of reasons why WWX canât be the Jin sect leader, LWJ rebutts all of them very calmly and succinctly by citing some age-old cultivation rules (or whatever), and concludes with a killer line: âAs Chief Cultivator, I permit it.â Mic drop.
After that debacle, Jin Ling and the juniorsâ idol worship of LWJ increase twenty-fold to astronomical levels, everyone is nice to Jin Ling the sect leader because it could be so much worse, and WWX continues to lead his horrible necromancer life happily and proudly.
âHeâs too young to lead such a prominent sect. Someone should take his place before he leads us to more ruin.â
Jin Ling made a valiant, but futile effort to pretend he didnât deflate at the words. Beside him, Jiang Cheng turned bright red and a vein popped on his forehead and he made a sharp motion as if he was going to stand.
Wei WuXian beat him to it.
âAh! Youâre right! Jin Ling is so terribly young and inexperienced, leading such a grand sect at such a tender age is too much to ask.â tossing Jin Ling a wink to soften the hurt that began to bloom, Wei WuXian patted his chest. âVery well, I, Wei WuXian, shall take command of Lanling Jin.â
A moment of dead silence fell over the Discussion Conference.
âWhat?!â a Jin senior whose name Wei WuXian had already forgotten bounced to his feet, face alternating between pale and red. âYou fiend! So you reveal your true colors at last and openly plan to conquer our glorious sect in itâs weak hour?â
Wei WuXian tossed his head back with a laugh. âConquer? What need to I have to conquer it? Lanling Jin is mine by right.â
The Jin man sputtered, then swelled up with the tide of outraged noises that came over the gathering. âYours by right?â
âYes!â Wei WuXian chirped, then patted his cheek. âThis body was given to me by Mo Xuanyu, a son of Jin Guangshan.â He let his smile turn sly and dragged his hand down his neck and front in a provocative manner that made all eyes but Lan Wangjiâs skitter away. Licking his lips as he settled his hand on his cocked hip, Wei WuXian winked at his husband, then jerked his chin up in mimicry of Jin ZiXuanâs youthful arrogance. âThis very fine body is the last living acknowledged son of Jin Guangshan, and therefore the rightful next in line to rule Lanling Jin if Jin Ling is unfit. So! I will be taking over now. Ah! Lan Zhan, what will I do with so much money and power? Oh, I have so many ideas!â
Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling settled back in their seats with identical long-suffering expressions as the room burst into panicked praise of Jin Ling.
Prompt where Wei Wuxian uses his manic flute necromancer skillz and controls 50 chickens to run after Jin Ling in the name of "practice" while Jin sect elders watch in horror as their young master is now screaming on the field. Said elders go to Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng for help where Lan Wangji just nods and walks away saying Wei Ying can do what he wants and Jiang Cheng is seen running after Wei Wuxian only to give up and sit back watching the scene unfold while relentlessly rolling his eyes.
Don't even ask me how i came up with this. It's 4 in the morning and i am jaded.
when the domestic au is just canon
UwU I LOVE THIS UwU
Jin Ling is genuinely such a sweet and empathetic kid. Heâs had a catastrophically terrible life changing day, and heâs still out there remembering that Wei Wuxian is afraid of his beloved dog and trying to give his dumb uncles the chance talk to each other.
Jin Ling's jiujiu's favourite and ours too.
Not shown scene before they left Dafan Mountian
Happy of birth, JC
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This is absolutely beautiful. Because though it's his second life and considering his history with JC, WWX would not pass up an opportunity to return any of JC's mockery
nie huaisang really saw through the internal need of men in a patriarchal society to show off their superiority over anyone they perceived as weak and decided that he could work with that. he took mansplaining and used it against them. that's so sexy of him wtf
Nie Huaisang mastermind baby
Anyway the reason Sizhui is the only one who takes "Mo Xuanyu" seriously is because he was raised by the one person with more reason than anyone else to believe in hearing every side of the story, and that's that on that.
Lan Wangji best dad and no one can say otherwise. It's against the law
declarations of love in the untamed is like *gives you my eyes* *gives you my golden core* *gives you chickens i pulled out of someone's pen by myself* *gives you alcohol i kept illegally for 16 years* *gives you my steadfast forever unwavering devotion and patience* *gives you little paper butterflies* *gives you soup* *gives you song i wrote by myself* *gives you flute* *gives you
*gives you tips on how to disguise pornography book covers as normal books when you're barely old enough* *stays with you for 3 or more years doing domestic chores and makes you laugh while tricking you into committing crimes as a side business* *oh shit the last one isn't canon love but WE.ARE.THRISTY.*
Sing: You're blocking the view.
Yut Lung: I am the view.
Yut Lung is ALWAYS the view >;)
I'm at my first therapy session and IT FEELS WEIRD. LIKE I'M WAITING OUTSIDE WHILE THE DOCTOR SPEAKS TO MY GUARDIAN BUT HDJDKSKALA WHY IT GOTTA FEEL SO WEIRD LIKE
I AM PANIK MODE, BRACE FOR IMPACT
sending out good luck to you for your first visit! Itâs the hardest one I promise. please be well xx
It was great I guess,, and THANKYOUU it means a lot to me :')
I'm at my first therapy session and IT FEELS WEIRD. LIKE I'M WAITING OUTSIDE WHILE THE DOCTOR SPEAKS TO MY GUARDIAN BUT HDJDKSKALA WHY IT GOTTA FEEL SO WEIRD LIKE
I AM PANIK MODE, BRACE FOR IMPACT
#not me going âoh boy nahokoâs characterisation is so great i love these ficsâ#then going onto tumblr an reblogging some of ur shitn ndjaskdsanfd (via @norisquared)
HEY EXCUSE ME YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY MENTION THIS IN THE TAGS!!!!! I WOULD DIE FOR U!!!!!!!!!
um!!!!! not if i do first!!!!!!
JHSKJH ! ! ! ! !!!! P LS !!!!!! listen any praise for nahoko immediately makes me SO SOFT help!!!!! i always fret that shes annoying and ppl dont like to see her sjdkskjhd but i love writing her so its like. here. please. take my garbage. i cannot change and i will not improve. this is a promise one of my wips is nahoko and sing playing animal crossing together and then being very bewildered abt their Very Different views of ash lmaooo
gfshakjdsa im in love with that wip already wtf!!! i can imagine nahoko going âyeah ash is such a dork!!!â and sing is all ??!?!?!??!!?dork!?!?!?!??!?!
YEAH LITERALLY SJDHFKDS sing is like âso whatâs it like, having your brother date ash of all people?? was he scary when you met him?â and sheâs like âppfff ash??? scary???? as IF. he spends every morning whining that eiji made him get up too early, then reads so many books he doesnât notice anything around him, and steals eijiâs clothes. do you mean the amounts of schmoop are scary??? because TRUE THATâ sing: sing: sing: what the fuck?
HJJSAKsfdlhkgj
singâs ash: deadly, can and has killed people, leader, great at split-second decisions, smart as hell, someone to look up to
nahokoâs ash: eijiâs hot american bf idk. kinda nerdy and lazy. all over her brother. ew
YES EXACTLY LMAO
(theyâre comparing first impressions of ash) nahoko: heâs really tall and pretty and heâs really sweet especially to eiji and he fusses over eiji a lot (ugh gross) and heâs like, always looking at him with the sappiest expression. also heâs a huge bookworm. iâm pretty sure he got shoved in lockers in middle school. thatâs what americans are like, right
sing: ⌠singâs first impression of ash:
sing: hey nahoko? nahoko: mmhmm????? sing: your experiences are not universal,
!!!! im reminded of the scene in 1 of ur fics where nahoko is all âah ash would be terrible in a fightâ and ash&eiji just look at her like ??? imagine her saying all that to singÂ
nahoko: oh does ash even know how to fight? i bet i could beat him!
sing, who couldnât so much as go within 10 feet of ash without getting his ass handed to him the first time they met: âŚâŚ.haha same
meanwhile their ac characters are just :D :DÂ
Cyberpunk AU
A cyberpunk au where XY leads the rebellion against the govt. And XXC leads the task force in charge of dismantling the rebellion and finding out their next move. Now take these two job obsessed ruffians and make them boyfriends. So XY just randomly walks into their shared home leaving all the worries and details about his job outside, and same with XXC. Because time together at home IS STRICTLY FOR LOVE AND FUN.
Add a SL in there as their nanny who takes care of A-Qing and we got a beautiful AU.
I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees đ and thinks "silly time! whee đ", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"
Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal
"I pretend I respect you but with underlying murderous intent" is also very applicable here