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Jon / Bisexual / Dating the beautiful @primedisaster

[segamascott]

mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my favorite doge meme is that one "boiling me in oil"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is my sense of humor

[ratfuck]

this memorial day bong rip is in honor of the brave US marines who died during the black mesa incident

[lakevida]

sick of these job applications man

[dabididubidi]

Damn, I didn't know its so hard to become a sex worker these days :/

[lakevida]

oh this was for autozone

[joeyclaire]

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[playstationpark]

Pouring Down ‘Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec’ PlayStation 2 Support us on Patreon

[mercurytongue]

my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

[electronicmail]

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

[kittydoggie]

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

[electronicmail]

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

[flimflix]

me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines

[infinity-on-hiii]

Tried to be a shoplifter but this shop is so freaking heavy guys idk if I’m cut out for this

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[gayrika]

[draconym]

hey does anybody wanna come over and run me over with a steamroller

[cipheramnesia]

I'll be right over

[cipheramnesia]

Fuck, this thing is slow.