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[mochhio]

It's fine I guess that Scott Hunter won Olympic gold. He's 100 000 years old now he can die with no regrets.

[boycritter]

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

[qutron]

Fanon vs. canon Peerless Cucumber

[yoogeki]

cumplane make out session

[razbataz]

ANTI FORM

[jdotsodomite]

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

[zetarays]

hand in unedited hand

[elymaiis-deactivated20250925]

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[fu-boss]

[stillfuckingtired]

This was literally me one time at a doctor’s appointment with a new specialist, and they asked me “what do you do?” and THEY meant like what do I do for a living, or whatever, but my disabled ass was on such a different track that I thought they were asking about my level of activity throughout a typical day, so I tearfully answered “what I can” and looked probably exactly like this watery eyed cat while doing it

[wildersage]

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[vityamins]

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

[cloudabserk]

i think shane and ilya are both terrible smilers. real 5-year-old-at-his-first-picture-day energy

[cloudabserk]

what do you guys think ilya and shane’s dad talked about while shane and yuna were outside

[cloudabserk]

hockey doodles