Vegas, BABY!!

He/they Sanguine Mostly stranger things, motley Crüe, and fnaf

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[mangonetics]

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

[podcastwizard]

[infectiouspiss]

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

[farialyton]

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

[kalessinsdaughter]

Just want to add one thing:

In countries with universal healthcare, this is a non-issue during a strike. Our access to healthcare isn't tied to working. It's an unconditional right for each and everyone of us.

The US system screws workers over in oh so many ways.

[athingofvikings]

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"what about all the great new content that's not getting made" what about all the great content that never got made bc the quality of tv plummeted back in 2007--when studios refused to negotiate and replaced writers with reality tv? what great new content are they gonna come up with by replacing writers with AI bots?

studios care about viewership not quality. if you want quality, you need creators & creatives who are respected, rested, well-compensated, and well-treated. because humans do their best work--creative and otherwise--without abusive employers constantly tightening a noose around their throats.

imagine how incredible modern media could be if its passionate creators weren't being constantly sabotaged & traumatized by their working conditions. focus on that

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[alex51324]

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

[teatops]

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

[neil-gaiman]

If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

[neil-gaiman]

Reblogging because I'm seeing people upset or offended on my behalf. To repeat, If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

If I think something is actually unpleasant or bad, I'll just block them.

Don't dogpile on my behalf. I don't want you to, I think it's actively a bad idea, and it's bullying. (Remember: it can still be bullying when more than one of you turn up, even when you think you're in the right or the aggrieved party.)

Play nice, never attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to internet-caused text-based tone-deafness or misinterpretation, and everyone will have an easier time.

[cardentist]

[meowmorice]

MY FUCKING POST GOT ON TUMBLR????

[thepleasuregoblin]

Friendly reminder

[captain-price-officially]

Won’t say it again!

[catgirlforeskin]

cis people can reblog this btw

[coughloop]

[cat-identifier]

Phenotype: black shorthair with <50% white

NOT ugly!!!! A lovely little cat!!!

Breed: Likely random-bred

Interesting Features: silly little face

I can practically hear the silly little meow this cat is making.

[strawbebbynya]

everyone look at this amazing blog i found

[evilscientist3]

Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

[evilscientist3]

Taking pestosterone to become a nasty nuisance

[vera-lycaon]

take both at once to instantly turn yourself into a coyote

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

[aropride]

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

[aropride]

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

[aropride]

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

[aropride]

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ranidspace]

if thousands of conservatives could quit bud light over making a SINGLE can with a trans persons face on it, you can quit chic fil a for them donating millions to anti lgbtq groups and harry potter for being written by the face of TERFS.

[psychodon525]

Don't let conservatives be the ones with the stronger resolve, guys. If we want to act like we're better than them, we're gonna have to like... Actually be better at following our own ideologies.

[aidenlydia]

British identity crisis

[lamenekos-deactivated20240704]

This is the sign to piss yourself.

It doesn't matter how long you've been holding or if you don't need to go or how close a toilet is. Piss yourself until you can't anymore.

You need to remember what it's like to let loose. The warmth of your piss running down your legs.

Piss yourself right now.