[moistmailman]

Nobody:

Dante:

[zagreus]

the poet? from 13th century italy?

[floatingstirnerhead]

Yes

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

[butchhamlet]

a month ago i picked up a book on stage directing in my school’s black box and opened to a random page and it was something about making shakespearean actors rehearse by adding the word fuck to their lines to turn the archaic language into something familiar for the emotional resonance (of course taking it out as rehearsals move along to fix rhythm/etc but just to start off) and the example it gave was the solid flesh speech. like. iirc it was specifically “but two fucking months dead”

and like. im obsessed with this. as a concept. not even for acting i just think it’s so fucking funny. to be or not to be, that’s the fucking question. is this a fucking dagger i see before me. this is the excellent fuckery of the world -

[purplemuskrat]

What fucking fire is in mine ears? Here is my fucking butt.

[socialshakespeare]

“Press not a falling man too fucking far!” - Lord Chamberlain, Henry VIII, Act 3 scene 2

[daughter-of-prospero]

One of my absolute favourite things in the world is a ‘fuck run’. If the energy is too low, or the intensity is dropping the director might ask you to run a scene, or sometimes even the whole play, and insert ‘fuck’ or any of its derivatives wherever you feel the urge to. I have never experienced anything so quickly and ferociously liven a scene. It’s like a defibrillator. 

Once did the last half of Oedipus Rex as a ‘fuck run’ leading to such incredible double entendres as: ‘Oedipus, son, dear child, who motherfucking bore you’.

Other highlights from times I’ve either taken part or seen a fuck run:

“I would eat his heart in the fucking marketplace” ”I have, of late, though wherefore I know the fuck not, lost all my motherfucking mirth.” “Your royal father’s fucking murdered.” “Fuckfuckfuck. O, by fucking who?” ”Gentlemen, remember that I am a fucking ass” ”Why the fuck did you bring these fucking daggers from the place? They must lie fucking there! Fuck! Go fucking carry them, and smear the sleepy grooms with fucking blood” “Screw your courage the FUCKING sticking place and we’ll not fail”

[madgastronomer]

What’s really great about this is that while we think of fuck as modern (hence the exercise), it’s also perfectly period.

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[jigsawgirl]

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

[zampl]

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

[queerlynx]

[gay-irl]

gay🎮irl

[powerfulwizard]

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[hellerism]

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

[hellerism]

that’s a common misconception actually! while supernatural certainly feels like it lasted 2000 years, it really only ran for 15 years. i understand the confusion though!

[revdrfrog]

[gelana78]

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE BEST THING

[huddys-sunshine]

Oh! ❤

[itskyalenotkyle]

[begitalarcos]

[destinyrush]

This is great 🙌🏾

[ineffable-bisexual-deactivated2]

This is so awesome! Good luck to them.

[macpye]

They have a website from which you can pre-order their cookbook, HERE.

[wilwheaton]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[enidtheghost]

this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.

these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.

y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.

[ninja-o-s]

What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

[johanirae]

This feels like environmental story telling off a zombie video game

[cognitiveinequality]

How it started:

How it’s going:

Original twitter thread: [x]

Data + code examples: [x]

[brydeswhale]

Four percent actually seems like a lot to me?

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is fascinating, and that it’s consistent across multiple brands is so interesting.

[joshpeck]

am i having a stroke

[whitepeopletwitter]