Ms Monica Mayhem

35 y/o Trans Woman. She/her. Bringer of chaos, punk rock and more chaos. Surfer, snowboarder, and willing to play in a garage band for pizza. The totally amazing girlfriend's blog @missreaddevil 💓.

[jaubaius]

The Jaguarundi.🔊Sound on

Source

[bettalbimarginata]

You absolutely need to turn the sound on. This does not sound how you think it sounds.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[ninoxo]

@ninotbh

[caats]

This is not a want this is a need

[firstgrave]

hmmm. customer was asking me if id been to any protests lately. gave the general “how could i when im always at work” response. he keeps going asking about where protests are being held/how he’s having trouble locating them and “it’s been hundreds of years coming so im not suprised”. he buys a lotto ticket and opens his wallet, which surprise surprise also contained a police badge..

[firstgrave]

Seriously. Be suspicious of everyone you talk to. especially if you don’t know them. even if you used to talk to them but fell off for a few years. don’t give out any information that could put others at risk

[rectanglefeet]

Friendly reminder: Police are not the most clever people in the world for working undercover, and that opening question about protests? the response listed there is almost perfect- "No sir, I work for a living." is even better and gives away NOTHING.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

For future reference

[wilwheaton]

reblog to save a life in the (hopefully distant) future

[r4cs0]

Thanks, staff.

[r4cs0]

What a great time to reblog this

[guerrillatech]

[glamourweaver]

I seriously blame the environmental movement of the 70s-90s and it’s framing of the issue around nature as this delicate thing we need to protect because it’s precious and pretty, and not around “hey, you want mass famines and water-wars!? Because this is how you inflict mass famines and water-wars on humanity.”

[zezelchark]

Im poor and jobless

paypal.me/Zezelchark

Please i need to live and also have money to get jobs

50/350

Whoever sent the money you are devine

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Queer disabled widow needs help with rent. Again.

I need help with rent again. I know everyone is struggling and I hate asking, but I know I can depend on my community to come through. A few people have already promised to help a little and I'm grateful 😊

💜

I know I won't come up with all $500 but anything is better than nothing. My roommates are struggling so much and I feel guilty. I have until the 1st to come up with at least partial rent.

💜

If you want to help I accept

💜 Cash app $littlepiggybbw

💜 Venmo @ littlepiggy

0/500

[lovethisfatcryptid]

10/500 thank you 😌💜

[lovethisfatcryptid]

20/500 💜💜💜💜

[lovethisfatcryptid]

140/500 y'all are so kind seriously 🥺😭💜💜💜

[memewhore]

[wilwheaton]

Me, every morning.

[caustic-light]

Chemically altering parts of your body to improve your quality of life seems pretty punk to me. That’s like anti-eugenicism 101 in praxis.

[slipping-into-madness]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

FOLKS, PLEASE…DO YOUSELVES A BIG BIG FAVOR AND STOP USING TURBOTAX!  IT IS USELESS NOW!!!

THE IRS website will let you fill out and file your return THERE ON THE IRS SITE.  You pay like $12 for the actual electronic filing process, and THAT’s IT!

Unless you have tremendous amounts of Schedule D stock shit, TurboTax is NOTHING BUT A RIPOFF!!!

The IRS website is EXCELLENT.  They allow you to look up your past returns, and have every bit of information you MIGHT POSSIBLY NEED!

FUCK TURBOTAX!

LIBERATE YOURSELF FROM IT!!!!!!!

[nebulousmistress]

Actually, with Free File it’s FREE

No $12 fee

That’s the point of free

If you make less than an income threshold you get to file for FREE using various softwares that are REQUIRED to be and stay free or they lose the license to work with the IRS as part of the Free File program

If you make more than that threshold you can file for FREE using the Free File Fillable Forms where you type in numbers and click “do the math” and the website does all your math for you

Also fuck turbotax, I’m not even allowed to use it because it’s inaccurate enough that I’d get fired since Congress mandated all IRS employees’ taxes need to be PERFECT as a condition of employment

[certifiedladykiller-deactivated]

NEWEST UPDATE: I need help buying the meds day by day currently, as I am often stuck with empty packages. Please share this and my newer posts that are pinned. We need to prepare for February’s meds because I have no idea how we are going to get through for the next couple of months, I still can't believe and express the amount of gratitude you all have helped in getting her the meds for last month. We are at 68% of the goal for this month (January), it has been life saving to my family as my mom is the glue that holds everything together.

This month, we will need 500$ after coupons have already been applied- I have developed a friendship with the pharmacist and am working directly with them, they let me buy a few pills at a time for her and we have already applied coupons but it still results to this amount monthly. If anyone can help, share this or donate, it all helps with giving me hope that things will be fine in the end. I just can't wait until she won't need these pills come this summer, as she only needs them for one year.

My p*yp*I is: saysam @ live. ca (no spaces)

For those of you who weren't aware of my situation, this is a screenshot from one of my previous posts where I was melting down, shortly after her heart attack had happened:

please don’t tag this post with anything! i need as much reach as i can possibly get.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Irren ist das Recht dessen, der die Wahrheit sucht.

To err is the right of those who seek the truth.

Erich Mühsam (1878 – 1934), German writer, publicist, anarchist, and antimilitarist

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[grucose]

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

[barin-mclegg]

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

[simonalkenmayer]

For all my call center readers.

[kushblazer666]

[tevruden]

Yes but also:

[certifiedladykiller-deactivated]

I know I’m not supposed to think this way but I would give my life to save my mom’s, and this breaks her heart but I can’t help but feel this way. Please help me.

NEWEST UPDATE: I need help buying the meds day by day currently, as I am often stuck with empty packages. Please share this and my newer posts that are pinned. We need to prepare for January’s meds because I have no idea how we are going to get through for the next couple of months, I still can't believe and express the amount of gratitude you all have helped in getting her the meds for last month. It has been life saving to my family as my mom is the glue that holds everything together.

This coming month, we will need 500$ after coupons have already been applied- I have developed a friendship with the pharmacist and am working directly with them, they let me buy a few pills at a time for her and we have already applied coupons but it still results to this amount monthly. If anyone can help, share this or donate, it all helps with giving me hope that things will be fine in the end. I just can't wait until she won't need these pills come this summer, as she only needs them for one year.

My p*yp*I is: saysam @ live. ca (no spaces)

For those of you who weren't aware of my situation, this is a screenshot from one of my previous posts where I was melting down, shortly after her heart attack had happened: