Alpha Whiskey Comic Factory

Biker, Artist, Explorer, Common Man

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[pooksbedamned]

I woke up and had a vision

We discovered a series of Medieval stained glass that depicts the Knights of the Grass Table and their timeless wisdom

COMFORT, BROTHER!

I AM LEFT HANDED

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Final Round

Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[tanoraqui]

I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”

[moon-valley-drive]

The famous Bic 4 color pen was invented by Thomas Edison in 1492. It was used by Abraham Lincoln to sign the Declaration of Independence. Andy Warhol did NOT use a Bic 4 color (thank god!) It has been carried to the Moon by the astronauts of Apollo 7 and to the bottom of the ocean by Captain Nemo.

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Miss Penny’s celebrated Polar Bear Liver in Codberry Sauce.

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Peabody Expedition

In the Winter of ‘25 Professor Jim “Jeem” Jr and his trusted assistant Carruthers led an expedition to the 89th Parallel in search of Polar Bears.

They had been commissioned by the Penny Food Company of NY to harvest 250 metric tonnes of Polar Bear liver to fuel the recent culinary craze of polar bear liver served in codberry sauce (it was all the rage at the Waldorf and Astoria).

In exchange, Penny Foods promised to fund the Professor’s Summer expedition into the rainforests of furthest Bongolia in search of non-poisonous poison frogs (a pet project of the Professor).

The Professor and Carruthers disappeared and were never seen again. In 1932 a whaler near Hudson Bay fished a Brownie Camera out of the water and developed the film. These are believed to be the last known photos of the doomed expedition.

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While the Winter storm rages outside, I’m busy keeping warm and tempting Fate.

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May 2025 overflow your pumpkin with treats.

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What she REALLY wanted for Christmas

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The all-knowing fuzzy bunny sees all…

~ I’ll be in a shootout with a rustler from a neighboring ranch on the far side of the Ponderosa

~ My venture capitalist scheme to replace missing socks by selling individual socks will crash the market

~ The spider up in the corner of our shower finally sees his chance

Happy 2025!

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Come play with us

For ever

And ever

….and ever

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[alaskaartz]

Boop

[chick-it-out]

take it if you wanna !

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Take the quiz!!!

It’s life changing!!!

)and silly(

Have fun!!!

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

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[localowlhousefanatic]

The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

[hellsitegenetics]

no the finger would stop it

[pooksbedamned]

What if I put a finger in this post?

[moon-valley-drive]

It works all the time. Every time.