Feral Housewife Aesthetic
If "Domestic Housewives" are a thing, that implies the existence of a "Feral Housewife", so I've decided to make a silly little Aesthetic for that idea. Please take this with a grain of salt, I just wanted to make this for fun. Also, this could apply to all genders, so Househusbands and Housespouses are always welcome too!
Baking and Cooking at weird times, like getting up to make brownies at 3 in the morning
Playing your favorite Music for your plants to help them grow
Planting catnip in your garden so the local cats will visit you more often
Appreciating Dandelions, Mice and other “pests” that most homeowners would despise
Cleaning while listening to stuff like ‘The Crane Wives’ and ‘The Oh Hellos’
Tongues and Teeth by the Crane Wives is their anthem
Probably has plenty of Pets instead of children
Does whatever they want, has plenty of agency
Either Tomboyish, or Feminine in an unconventional way
Hates having visitors inside the house
Telling folktales and scary stories to local people and children
Probably a Kitchen Witch, or even just a Witch in general
Flirting with the postman, or the local gardener
Living life like a Ghibli Movie, or like they live in Moomin Valley
Hair done up in a messy bun or braid that ends up falling out as the day goes on
Silly Apron designs for cooking and baking
Afternoon naps that last from 2 to 4 pm
Painting and Drawing on the walls of the house to “give it some character”
Drying herbs on ceilings and in large, old books you won’t be using
The kind of neighbor that has fairytale-like rumors spread about them, like kids telling one another not to go by their house or she’ll steal your voice right out of your throat
Befriending local animals (and spirits?)
Embodying Sophie Hatter from Howl’s Moving Castle
Passive Aggressive or very Sassy
Doesn’t want to be tied down, hates the idea of being bonded to one person for the rest of their life
Planting easy-to-grow plants on the side of the road
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