la chaleur congelé

Not all of our hearts are blocks of stone

[realborisjohnson]

[moriartyisreal2]

When you don’t know the answer but your teacher said they would take a point off if you left spaces blank.

[eroscestlavie]

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

[prufrocking-deactivated20170429]

And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

[i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger]

he literally painted adam and steve

[the-evil-twin]

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

[fairytaleonfire]

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

[love-in-mind-palace]

I am laughing so much rn bless this

[dicknurse]

Michaelangelo would’ve watched SeanCody

[moriartyisreal2]

I need your opinion!!

So tonight I was at home and I realized I forgot my computer at my friends house. It was about 2am and she lives about a street down from me. I texted her and asked if I could come and pick up my computer and she said yup. I walked my butt over there and her boyfriend was there. I was like “ok this is chill. He is cool. I’m just getting my computer and leaving.” Well, my friend was frantically cleaning and I offered my help, hoping it was going to be a fast job. Well after everything was said and done, she pointed to a corner in her living room with a pile of my stuff in it. I have been basically living at her house for the past two weeks because of family issues and my stuff as been accumulating. Well I realized how late it was so I decided to stay until sunrise which was in about an hour; it was 4am at this point. Since she is usually cool with me staying most nights I plopped on the couch and was on my phone. Soon I felt her staring at me. I jokingly said, “I should be walking soon, but I have soooo much to carry!” She looked at me and said “I know.” And continued to stare at me until I got the point that she wanted me to leave. I was taken aback by this but I got up and asked if she could walk me home because it’s Fourth of July and there are bound to be idiots out. She looked at me and said no. So I grabbed my stuff in a huge bag and walked out. I got down her driveway and the bag ripped and my computer fell in the little ditch. I angrily texted her to come help me and she came out and I told her “Maybe next time you shouldn’t forced me to leave your house alone at 4am.” Then I stomped off. I didn’t notice but she walked behind me and dropped my stuff at my door. Here is the question though...do I have the right to be angry?

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[sunfortune]

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4 

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

[jxhn-mulaney]

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

[nycstark]

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[wholesomemes-archive]

[moriartyisreal2]

I wish but he is having the same problems..

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[xxanax-whore]

[moriartyisreal2]

Such a wonderful man. He will always be at the top of my list.

[moriartyisreal2]

Visit Original Link

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[veryoldnobodylookatthis]

SDHKKDHKSDFH

[moriartyisreal2]

Omfg....Disney sequels are too much.

[moriartyisreal2]

I’M BACK

I have not been on Tumblr for a long time. I am going to actually be active now.

[mishasaurus]

I found some cute baby moose pictures

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[moriartyisreal2]

I was dared to send “Im a real buff guy” to every contact on my phone. I was a dumbass and did a group message. It took me three hours to figure out how to stop it. I had a lot of people not talk to me for a week.

[otfilms]

Mash-up Toy Shining by Kyle Lambert. 

[casualwhatever-blog]

ohfuckohfuckohfuck

[moriartyisreal2]

Assbut

Castiel, Baby in a Trench Coat

[moriartyisreal2]

Oh my god....I have no words...

[moriartyisreal2]

Flashback everyone! Wasn’t even born yet but this song is just boss. I haven’t been on tumbr for over a year and im finally back! Im making a commitment to this blog!

#flashback #davidbowie #castle #ember