to all homophobic people
i hope that next time you wash your hands, water will run down your sleeves and next time you take a shower, you'll get shampoo in your eyes
Have a nice day
(Subtext: fuck you)
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to all homophobic people
i hope that next time you wash your hands, water will run down your sleeves and next time you take a shower, you'll get shampoo in your eyes
Have a nice day
(Subtext: fuck you)
maturing means realising that, unfortunately, i do actually like pop music and blond men
i'm not even pregnant but these stupid "pro life" arguments make me want to have an abortion
you know, as a big "fuck you" to pro lifers :)
So um fun fact, I play Harvest Moon. My mom has One World and we've both been playing it. I finally just reached Salamiaki.
Meaning I now have access to the hottest- in my opinion- bachelor and bachelorette in the game.
I literally held off dating until I could reach Sami and Kirsi. And it turns out I was right to compare them to the Nordic folk because I can't pronounce Sami's last name of Raatikainen.
Bright side I HAVE FUN DEBATING BETWEEN MY BISEXUAL CHOICES BECAUSE THEY JUST HAD TO STARDEW VALLEY IT
i feel like nobody talks about that movie anymore but i was just rewatching it and i was thinking if pepa controls the weather, imagine how many times abuela intentionally made her cry just to have rain for the crops and now i'm very sad
boy appreciation
so I am in fact a raging bisexual BUT
boys.
They don't get enough appreciation because everybody's like ew they're the worst and they're disgusting but that makes me sad so imma boutta fix it right now. So without further ado:
Nerdy boys whose eyes light up when they get to explain something to you and who you know are loyal because wdym he just spent an hour 3d printing a smol tree
sporty boys with fluffy hair and big muscles but deep down they're sweethearts who just love their girl
boys who play card games and board games and video games who love to teach you about them and play them with you
boys who will be your personal instagram photographer and try their hardest to capture your best angles and the way you look to them because they think you're so beautiful and they want to share that with the world
when boys tease you but nicely and they get all flustered and apologize when you act upset
when boys are gentlemen and they hold doors open and pay for you and drive you places and compliment you all the time
when boys let you mess around with their hair and they mess around with yours but not so much that it'll mess up your hairstyle
well anyways that's all i have to say thank you for coming to my ted talk
i don't have a bad knee and a good knee i have a bad knee and a worse knee
Some of my favorite magic side effects:
-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.
-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.
-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.
-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.
-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.
-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.
-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss.
Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal
#personally im a huge fan of magic that burns you up#magic that causes fevers and ravages your flesh until you waste away#magic that holding onto is like trying to contain the power of the sun
oh look, it’s my wheelhouse!
magic as autoimmune disease. a force needed to sustain you that nonetheless is attacking your tissues/organs and will not stop
magic as necrosis and sepsis. an infection you have to cut out of you before it takes hold and bleeds through your major organ systems
magic as parasite. it needs a host. you need a body. it is growing inside you. eventually you will be formed around it instead of it around you. and then you’re its plaything forever
magic as electric current. fucking ouch!
magic as one of the worst things that can happen to you. magic as a death sentence.
i want to see more chronically ill and wasted magic users. give me people who have no choice in their deterioration, who are trying to slow the process or to burn themselves out as fast as they can. magic as an inescapable curse. magic as destiny (horror edition).
Magic that has to do with your eyes. First they hurt then they start bleeding if it goes on to long you go blind.
Magic that has to do with your nerves. First you lose feeling or go numb like your hands are asleep then they art to hurt and shake if it goes on to long it feels like your nerves are destroying themselves as the magic flows through you and makes you over sensitive to pain and heat and cuts you up on the inside.
What about magic that wares down your very being, you soul. Weaker magics have no effects unless used for lengthy periods of time, however stronger, powerful magics ware you down MUCH quicker.
Maybe waring down your soul for magic is painful, chronic even, or simple as your body and soul become disconnected. You no longer fit in your own body.
Many terrifying ways for soul waring magic to work but the best might be that once it’s used up who you were previously is gone, forever, they only exist in the memories of people. A husk of a person you were.
me: wow my knee doesn’t hurt right now!
my knee, 20 minutes later: I have wonderful news
Chronic pain husk,, save me chronic pain husk,,,,
Days where he leans on the bar more than usual. Flying up/down the stairs being preferred over the pain in his knees, even though it feels as though even his feathers hurt after doing so. Sitting down hurts as much as standing so may as well just do his job to distract himself,,,
Husk had a Bad Night.
Radio Demon got to Husk’s inner demons…..and Husk had a BAD night. Angel comforts him, singing softly as he falls asleep, and considers going hunting later.
You know when you come up with an entire scenario JUST to get to the one scene you’re dying to draw? That’s what this is.
You are a villain who can see people's deepest regrets. One day, you confront your heroic archnemesis and see that their greatest regret is... not saving you, years ago.
Hetty & Trevor
Ghosts - The Family Business
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pairing. ghost-bride!reader x trevor lefkowitz
summary. requested. Out of all the mysteries that lived within the walls of the Woodstone Mansion, Trevor was only curious about the mystery of you and the veil that constantly covered your face.
warnings. fem!reader, mentions of death, dead!reader, bodily injuries, talk of insecurities, murder, hurt/comfort
word count. 2.8k || masterlist
a/n. this came out a bit angstier than intended lol but don’t worry there is comfort too! also…maybe I write a part two to this?? feel free to request for all of the ghosts; I love this show so much <3
It often felt like you were on the outside of things, peering in but rarely interacting. The ghosts that shared their purgatory with you in Woodstone had tried and still sometimes did to include you in their TV-watching nights and other ghostly shenanigans. They tried to be kind, but deep down you knew the mystery that shrouded your presence unnerved them. You were the one death none of the already established ghosts had witnessed nor had they seen it coming. One day you simply were one of them, hidden behind a veil and forever stuck in your wedding dress that was ruined with deep crimson smudges.
wow,,, smash
Me: “No you see, a ‘Datasode’ is an episode that’s simply focused on Data. A ‘Brentisode’ is where Brent Spiner plays multiple roles and has 80% or more of the dialogue. Incidentally, ‘Brentisodes’ are often focused on Data so it’s understandable there’s some confusion.”
My date, overwhelmed with lust: “wow yeah that’s an important distinction to make.”