J.L Dempsey

yay!

[negativ00]

[great-and-small]

[runcibility]

(x)

[pwesident]

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[pwesident]

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

[decepticonsensual]

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it's a real fixer-upper, but that's always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he's doing on the house). He's already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it's dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I'm gonna have to stage an intervention.

[cipheramnesia]

god forbid men do anything

[dokufutenshi]

how abt those leaks lads

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cipheramnesia]

I guess that was actually hot enough to handle.

[itzitxou]

He just woke up and now he is the only one left to save the world.

Also he's very tiny 🤏

[yo-its-matt]

TODAY, IN RETAIL

next time you can just keep it at “no thanks”

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

This is how some of y'all sound on here

[freshmoviequotes]

Stalker (1979)

[997]

[feelingsfrommoviesandseries]

The Last Black Man in San Francisco (2019)

[morganizer]

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

[bulkhummus]

You shouldn’t say ****

girl give me a hint at least

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

hey man are you okay? i saw on spotify you’ve been listening to “running up that hill (deal with god)” for 44 minutes straight

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foxsmoulder]

Seriously, if you have this ceiling and you’re worried about Biden’s tax plan you’re in a rowboat with the rest of us but you’re worrying whether that yacht has enough Champaign and caviar and muffins.

[thexfiles]

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

[ineffablebadwolf]

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen

[megadinkloid]

One of my all time fav pokemon!!!