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this is the greatest story ever told
from Ask a Manager
#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children arenât good at it
haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
i thought it was a flamingo
iâm only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. đ
I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. đđ
Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. â
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Aunt Margaret and her roommate of 20 years
My name is Abd Alhadi Abu ras, I am a lawyer from Gaza city, and I am reaching out for help during an incredibly difficult time. My family and I have been deeply affected by the ongoing war in Gaza. We have lost our home and my advocacy bureau , leaving us with nothing but the clothes on our backs. In search of safety, we have become refugees, fleeing to another city where we now face immense challenges.
⊠Abd Alhadi Aburas needs your support for Rebuilding Hope For My Fami
Vetted by @/gazavetters and is #2 on their vetted list. Also personally confirmed and vetted by @/mohammedalanqer ( #174 on Verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi )
We have fled from Gaza city to Rafah city, Two months ago we fled to Al-Zawaida after Israel has invaded Rafah city. Nowadays we live in a TENT in the middle of nowhere suffering from almost everything.
The war has torn apart our lives, and we are struggling to find stability in this new place. Basic necessities like food, clean water, and shelter are scarce. The trauma of the conflict weighs heavily on us, but we are determined to rebuild our lives and create a safer future for our children.
How You Can Help:
We need your support to get back on our feet. Your generous donations will go towards:
âą Emergency Shelter: Helping us secure a safe place to live.
âą Food and Water: Providing us with essential nutrition and clean water.
âą Medical Care: Access to healthcare for our family, especially our children who have been deeply affected by the trauma.
âą Education: Ensuring our children can continue their education and have a chance at a better future.
âą Rebuilding Livelihoods: Helping us restart our business or find new means of income to become self-sufficient again.
Every Contribution Counts:
No amount is too small. Every dollar brings us one step closer to stability and a chance to rebuild our lives. Your support means the world to us during this dark time.
⊠Abd Alhadi Aburas needs your support for Rebuilding Hope For My Fami
Thank You:
From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for your kindness and generosity. Your support not only helps us materially but also gives us hope that better days are ahead.
Please share our story with your friends, family, and community. Together, we can overcome this hardship and start anew.
With heartfelt gratitude,
Abd Alhadi Abu ras and Family
Vetted by @/gazavetters and is #2 on their vetted list. Also personally confirmed and vetted by @/mohammedalanqer ( #174 on Verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi )
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someone tagged one of my fundraising posts with "cw palestine". there are no photos on my post, no graphic descriptions. just people's names and how far they are from their goals. even if i had included photos or recounted suffering in intricate detail, how dare you? how fucking dare you put a content warning on people BEGGING for your attention when your tax dollars sponsor their destruction? no one can turn away and still claim a conscience.
here are more palestinians who have reached out to me in the past week.
abd al mutei @abdelmutei / vetted / GFM âŹ13,063 raised of âŹ25,000
ahmed al yazji @ahmedgaza1 / vetted / GFM $698 raised of $30,000 !!!
abed al hadi aburass @abedalhdihesham / vetted / GFM $5,605 CAD raised of $65,000
bshaer and ayla @bshaeromars-blog / vetted #231 / GFM $18,480 raised of $40,000
etaf @familyetaf1234567 / unvetted / GFM âŹ2,088 raised of âŹ50,000
mohammed swierh @mohammedswierh2 / unvetted / GFM $14,757 raised of $40,000
jawad and fairuz @jawad236 / vetted #655 / GFM $2,038 raised of $30,000
al saidi family @supportmyfamily1 / vetted / GFM ÂŁ374 raised of ÂŁ30,000 !!!!
In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
Nationality: pussy
this is the funniest fucking medical report iâve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69âs?? âcattishâ??? âhe does alrightâ???
Imagine you get the info card by itself
ok very scary halloween story
Iâm sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. â1âŠ2âŠBoo!â He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorickâs spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.
And I fucking turn him over
And I look at his fucking power switch even though Iâm Positive this guy died years ago.
And It Wasnât Even On Boys. It Wasnât Even On.
Power switches mean nothing when youâre a fellow of infinite jest
Is it infinite jest if itâs one a.m. and it made me piss my pants
It is when youre a skull
Guys I'm so in love with how Billy Corgan calls Gerard and Mikey his kids.
Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says âYeah I killed a huge spiderâŠShelob, I think?â
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, âYou what now?â
âYeah, killed it. Had to save Frodoâ
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.
That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.
Time for me to info dump about Sam and Shelob.
In lord of the rings lore, there are three tiers of deities. The highest tier and most dangerous includes Morgoth - Sauronâs master, and Ungoliant, Shelobâs master. The middle tier includes Shelob, Sauron. Then thereâs the lowest tier, which includes the wizards Gandalf and Saruman as well as the Balrog (this is why Gandalf couldnât 1v1 the Balrog). It also explains why Gandalf doesnât take the ring, the magic of a tier 2 deity would absolutely corrupt him. We even see that happen with Saruman and the Palantir.
This leads to the start of the answer to some interesting questions. Why does Sauron tolerate Shelob being in his territory, and why does Sauron tolerate there being a secret back door into Mordor?
On the surface, he does it because he might not be able to beat Shelob in a fight, after all theyâre the same tier of deity. And since Shelobâs domain is the secret way into Mordor, he canât close it off, and he seriously doubts anyone can use it to get in. He doesnât monitor the path with guards either - Shelob would eat them.
It gets more detailed than that though. Sauronâs boss, Morgoth, and Shelobâs boss, Ungoliant, made a deal. Theyâd attack the tree of life together. Morgoth would drink the nectar, and Ungoliant would keep all of the jewels and magic they earned along the way. Morgoth broke this deal because there was a particularly powerful gem he wanted (the gem in Sauronâs helmet), and as a result Ungoliant went to war with Morgoth.
Ungoliant won, Morgoth barely escaped with his life.
So not only does Sauron maybe lose if he attacks Shelob. Even if he were to win, it might provoke Ungoliant into attacking Morgoth again, and Ungoliant wins that fight, sheâs already done it once.
With all of that established, how the hell does Sam hurt a deity that powerful?
Well, to start, itâs impossible. Shelobâs hide is so tough Sam could never pierce it with all his might. However, Shelob had grown old and arrogant. During the fight, Sam winds up directly underneath Shelob, and Shelob decides to crush Sam with all her strength.
Unfortunately, Sam is pointing sting straight up.
While Sam lacks the strength to hurt Shelob, Shelob herself is plenty strong. She accidentally impales herself on sting, finding herself injured for the first time in thousands of years. Which is the sort of poetry I really appreciate about Tolkienâs writing.
No matter how powerful or evil or ancient or indestructible your foe, if you stand for what is right and hold your sword out, they will impale themselves upon it.
Samâs backstory in this scene is much simpler. He has to save Frodo.
I love it when tolkien fans reblog posts with the deep lore receipts. Thank you
I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic đ„ș