Mr. Roman Gladiator

DMs are always open for venting, discussing, debating or complaining 😁 I'm always happy to listen and learn

[florial]

[mrromangladiator2503]

Can I spread it out now?

[mrromangladiator2503]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

(I received this notification right after carrying 2 bags of cement in my shoulder out here in the northeast Brazil heat and checking my phone... thanks, Tumblr, my day is made 🫡)

[johnswick]

This is suicide. It's fucking John Wick! Come on. He's only one man.

Keanu Reeves as John Wick in Ballerina (2025)

[mrromangladiator2503]

Famous last words

[boredth]

Bookbinding with John Wick Wick is Pain (2025)

[mrromangladiator2503]

It's so refreshing and adorable to see him do a job simply for the fun of it. In contrast to all the other stuff, this is what I would've love to see the most - his personality being reflected.

[emilibronte24601-deactivated202]

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

[fangirlhehe]

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

[gone5doll]

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

[sprace-javey]

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

[imnotactually-a-crouch]

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

[swirling-romantics]

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

[turtlesinatree]

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

[xx-vamp1r3-k1ss3s-xx]

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

[poladroid]

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

[d4nikin]

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

[the-archivist-14]

Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-

@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)

[i-set-my-autism-on-fire]

@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)

I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3

[1oddboi1]

@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire

I would tag more but I have anxiety B)

You all are awesome :3

(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)

[eclipsen-smiles]

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on

@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)

Honor mentions

@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo

And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.

[mp3-seraph]

Hold up, me??? Well, alright lol.

And the original post says to threaten in a creative way, so...

🔫🔫🔫HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

@sasterisk @chaotic-moth-energy @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @novasintheroom @rainydayzo @jeff-the-camel-spider @puzz1eb0x @tsub-ki @saltycat207 @soul-of-justice--uty @eclipsen-smiles @paracosm-ink @

[nightshade-sams-wof-fan]

uhhh @gayfrogtime @odeggy @yourlocalkandikid @0mr-friendly0 @that-writing-protatogen @the-voices-in-my-pancakes @chemicalwolfgames

I am not good with threats :( But I will try for the sake of this post

🫵👁️👁️

I'm watching, take care of yourselves or else I will appear out of anything purple you own and give you a bowl of spaghetti

[thepossumest-awesome]

oh boy okay

@asp3ns-art @abbysaltar @anomymous1 @asp3nreblogs @anntrapta @blairthebword @beloved-of-john @cool-lesbian-is-here @caffeinated-object @cael-is-inlove @demigod-jack-hearth @em-is-fallin-for-a-daffodil @galaxygorl-does-stuff @hayleeewaylee @i-sizzled @jammahanna @lipsyncs-n-fitchecks @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @odeggy @pride-flags-from-rocks @rednexxsaysthing @stargazin-on-mars @theancientfootsteps @thingonthenet @yourlocalkandikid @yourlocaltboy @st4rboyloser

If you don't reblog with your moots, I will put an impossible to find rock in your shoe. Even if you get new shoes, I'll just put another one in.

[jammahanna]

Umm, lists (this is why I made a spreadsheet of my moots):

@my-castles-crumbling @cool-lesbian-is-here @loozerboykisser @idiot-squared @carcin0-8 @madambellepepper @biafranism @sparky4577 @historyfan9784 @densomtror @superbstarlightsheep @moonyswarmsweaters @evry1h8s-me @ning-ningx300 @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @garden-of-runar @st4rboyloser @chebyshevptera @doliminuz @soullovesmusic @keettennuggets @notsolaris

I'm not good at threats, so I'm reusing the one above

[notsolaris]

okayokay uhh fuck wait lemme remember my moots

@ratwithatophat @caffeinated-object @v0idsp3rson @skelpiescool @daggerhobbit @ethan-is-sleepy @forestgromlin @gone-in-the-woods @itsnotmyfaultimthisway @kutie106 @ket4jet @dehydratedtransformer @locothewolf @locothewolf @ning-ningx300 @prog-elitist @rins-batcave @unstable-cucumber @someoneverycrazy @stargazin-on-mars @sashathegirl (not everyone but this is who i could remember)

if you don’t drink water and take care of yourselves then whenever you take a step a lego will appear under your foot. you cannot prevent it by any means.

[someoneverypotter]

that is a very effective threat

@bonsai-just-wants-to-forget @ning-ningx300 @preposterousray @st4rboyloser @frankiefridayyy @itsnotmyfaultimthisway

@bambienthralled @my-mom-named-me-duck and sorry if I forgot anyone

[rays-messy-blog]

Ayyy new url! Cool!

@daggerhobbit @choucon @rins-batcave @snailloserboy @perpetualloser10191 @the-angry-acrobat @miserable-individual @my-mom-named-me-duck @raeprise @indecisiveness-incarnate

Y'all better get full of self-love and acceptance that you're Actually Awesome™ or you'll be full of the cake Miss Trunchbull feeds to that kid in Matilda

@someoneverycrazy u too btw

[jus-a-silly-little-ting-deactiv]

HONOURED

if you guys don't take care of your selves ill call you in the middle of the night and wont stop or animate stuff like @clairvoyantly-yours and her alleged stick kink

@lalenn @whythiskolaveridiii @ch3rrybite @kanha-ki-fangirl @clairvoyantly-yours @tehmam @lesbianpoetess @mona-prithey @akira-priye @anonymouse-is-here @itsmydream

[monameh]

Eat well, sleep well and drink water well because I will come through the screen and smack you guys

@akira-priye @desikanya @miserable-individual @lalenn @sumiyxx @aprameya-mahima @kanha-ki-fangirl @kamal-nayan @syamakrishna @randomx123 @zeherili-ankhein @anonymouse-is-here @aahistaa @saanjh-ki-dulhan @krishna-priyatama @talesinmyhead040122 @goddessdivinee @tehmam @clairvoyantly-yours @shubhadeep385 @neglectedshampoobottle @jerry-the-leech @andreainlove @yumjum414 @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @prettykittytanjiro @whythiskolaveridiii

If i forgot anyone else sorry 😔

Tho this is for all ma moots i will come and bonk u 👁️👁️

[randomx123]

Drink Harpic Fuckos!

@zeherili-ankhein @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @mi-stress-of-chaos @jeahreading @wulfricnavy @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @pap3rb0atx3 @natures-marvel @lyrebirb @akira-priye @hellincarnation-deactivated @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @shubhadeep385 @priestessofuniverse @tehmam @hi-avathisside @anonymouse-is-here @definitelynotnia @18shadesofmay @hueslostinblues @ @stxrrynxghts @rhysaka @idk-here-for-the-escapism @miserable-individual @echoing-msbristi @andreainlove @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna

Hm... Needs more, but I'll hopefully get to the rest indirectly anyway

[starryy-berryy]

Omg I'm remembered TvT

@zeherili-ankhein @theramblergal @ahamasmiyodhah @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @krsnaradhika @desigurlie @priestessofuniverse @sambhavami @sanskari-kanya @chaanv @rhysaka @hi-avathisside @ramayantika And everyone else who's username I couldn't type TvT

[ishaaron-ishaaron-me]

@mona-prithey, @kaddu-ki-sabziii, @kanha-ki-fangirl, @kissi-shayar-ki-ghazalll, @zeherili-ankhein, @stxrrynxghts, @andthemoonsingswisely, @writermusesstuff, @rhysaka, @raja-123s-world, @delulululu-majnu, @myauditionfordrphil, @mostest-smartest plus anyone I forgot T_T

[myauditionfordrphil]

Thank youuu soo much jaaniiiii love you sooo muchh <33333333 also tagging you back (I can't tag you for some reason blame tumblr)

My tags: @the-prophecy @celesteablack @hyena616 @r4smalaigf @fortuna-majoris and all the people whom I am too scared to tag cz I overthink and believe that they hate mee 😔

[fortuna-majoris]

Hey!! Thanks for the tag @myauditionfordrphil (this is me tagging you back too!!)

My tags are @kuch-toh-garbad-hai-daya @quethekillerqueen @wordsworldthings @emosicle @ramadevaraya @incorrectbatfam @prlssprfctn @somewhereincairparavel @hum-suffer @helalokithor @jasontoddlawyer @kissi-shayar-ki-ghazalll @kanhaspeaks @zinda-hun-bas-kafi-hai @bondnamesthejames @manincaffeine and everyone I missed. Just know that I love you and am proud to know you in some capacity at least

[helalokithor]

It's been over a month since u tagged me and I'm so sorry I'm replying now, (I've got anxiety). But thanks so much for it. Now I'm tagging everyone who follows me, just know I really value your existence and love you and I hope u always stay happy and u get free candy every day or literally anything else u want <333

My tags: @generalnpeanut @fortuna-majoris @13personalities @pancakecoffee @mrromangladiator2503 @lizziee-black @oldangryslytherin @lolisatan1 @headmasterseverussnape @ghostie-jakxy-gray @ahmad1988 @apollo55555 @romanticruckus @maqueda78 @yaliso @osminsblog @12debiasi-13 @pensieveprose @oswildin @witchycarmen @freudulant @mermaid886 @mayakimayahai @aethon-recs

Love u alllll🫶🏻

[mrromangladiator2503]

It's been a long time since I started (trying) to shift my focus from the internet to my work and family, ergo the long period of inactivity.

But I'd like you to know I still remember you and I too love you from the bottom of my heart!

@helalokithor @bluereviewfire and my beloved other mutuals I lost track of. Pls reach out to me if you ever find this post 🙏🏻🫡 I'd more than love to share what I've been up to the last few months.

[conarcoin]

[mrromangladiator2503]

A medieval Red Dead Redemption sounds far more interesting than GTA VI, frankly.

Would anyone be so kind as to provide me a source for this? If possible, also a way I could support the dev?

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[botanicalbullshit]

Yup, this was right. Go check your phones, people!

[mrromangladiator2503]

I have just earned a new phone after being away for months, and was ecstatic just to have it... until I found this app lurking down the apps settings.

Any app installed without you knowing is risky, specially if "shadow installed" by search engines.

[disconnected-dragon]

really lost the autism lottery because how did i get sonic, hetalia, and south park as hyperfixations

[mrromangladiator2503]

I got hyperfixated on guns. Everybody I knew started hating on me for liking guns. My female friend told me to shoot myself when I said I liked guns. My mom called me crazy when I said I invested on guns. My dad asked me to teach him to shoot when I said I owned a gun. 4 years later, and I already own about 23k worth of guns.

And you're telling me there's an Autism lottery??

[phantomrose96]

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

[mrromangladiator2503]

You will never be putting the human race at risk of extinction by deciding to not have children.

The right-wing "boomers" (I use that word loosely) argue in an emotional standpoint, mentioning how your parent, people from their generation, would be sad and distraught, how they'd die without ever feeling the touch of their 2nd generation, and... I think at this point you already know what I'm talking about.

But the thing is, they don't understand how we, the Gen Z, in the 21th Century, actually have the choice to decide what we want for ourselves. Back then, time were different and so were the opportunities and individual freedom, they never had the choice to NOT have kids, and so they grew old believing THAT is the true way of life and are trying to enforce it on us.

In fact, I'm fully convinced they don't care about our kids at all, and their true concerns are all revolved around the idea that it's the intrinsic human purpose to reproduce (Or some other right-wing ideal idk), which although true to an extent, it's NEVER your responsibility as an autonomous human being to have kids.

Don't pay attention to them, darling - live your life, love your kitties and always do what makes you happy.

(BTW: I'm a straight white man, raised by a single conservative father, and I DO plan on getting married and becoming a daddy one day - and even I am aware of the stupidity of that old idea. What does that tell you?)

[achillesinhighheels]

[mrromangladiator2503]

Michael Jackson and his beloved tigress, Thriller 🐯

[ashlusterstars]

BAM!!! 🩸

[mrromangladiator2503]

Pretty boy-

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[goatguy7399]

YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES

[krakenguard]

@theslowesthnery

[mrromangladiator2503]

[sebastianlynx-deactivated202501]

MenasLG

@MenasLG

[mrromangladiator2503]

I was about to say she'd lose her wrists if she shot a .50 AE Desert Eagle like that, but then I noticed Snake... yeah... she knows what she's doing.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— via whoriyat

[mrromangladiator2503]

...

I'm surprised how this is actually a very valid hypothesis.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

[mrromangladiator2503]

Congratulations, my friend! 🥳 You just pictured one of the rarest phenomenons in nature!

Undulatus Asperatus Clouds!

(By the way, I hate to break it but these clouds are usually followed by harsh weather and, in worst cases, EF0-EF2 tornadoes. So, please stay indoors.)

[yellowdarlin-deactivated2025102]

do you think sometimes dante wishes he and vergil didn't look so much alike

[mrromangladiator2503]

Frankly, why would he? He's already handsome, and unlike Vergil, he's damn proud of it. In my opinion, what he should be wishing for is that he dressed as stylishly as Vergil.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[mrromangladiator2503]

We teach our old relatives how to use modern technology and their first reaction is to just mess around with it 🥹 It's so adorable