Mrs.flowercrown

my name is Mrs.Flower crown but you can just call me Mrs.Flower Crown. i'd like to know what the fuck i am doing as well.

[dajo42]

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf:

me:

warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake

me: by deconstructed you mean

warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it

me: you eldritch blasted it

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[instant-oatmeal]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[surprisebitch]

this post feels like a time capsule but it’s posted recently

[surprisebitch]

mood

[lady-raziel]

shane screaming that he's polite and ryan begging a ghost to kick him in the nuts is peak cinema. 10/10 ghost hunting experience

[artbytesslyn]

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

[artbytesslyn]

[artbytesslyn]

choose your vibe

[calellon]

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

[audible-smiles]

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

[moosefeels]

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

[audible-smiles]

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

[butchflirt]

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

[marcsalmonds]

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[boot-sanford]

[danndesigns]

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

I really love this

[infinitebutthurt]

There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn't eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance

[raptorific]

I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like "WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT... THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!") but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled "WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!" and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled "DJ!" and someone yelled back "WHY DON'T YOU EAT PUSSY" and it was so quiet otherwise that it would've been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever

[raptorific]

@miah-but-horny

Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one's real. Here's a photograph I took from the audience:

Here's a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:

Here's a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:

Here's my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:

So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that's a YOU problem.

[citrineghost]

Absolutely SLAMMED with those receipts

[fapper]

Are you fucking kidding me rn

[queer-villain]

[stevowie-deactivated20260302]

[jokeconic]

[brucebocchi]