Mrs. K's Korner

Mrs.K's Kozy Korner - 35 - SoCal - Married - Bi - Come chat with me about my favorite things: Fandoms, food, feminism, fantasy and fiction. I love word play, puns, memes and bad jokes of all kinds.

[hellenhighwater]

is wormsong like a worm grunting thing??

No it's the special carol Vice sings when he's bringing a live earthworm into the house and delivering it to wherever I am

[millenianthemums]

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[cookietastic]

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

[cookietastic]

This one

[cookietastic]

Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too

[coldcrashpictures]

This photoshoot unlocked something in me the first time I saw it. The idea that EVERY body here is what "peak physical condition" looks like.

[ayeforscotland]

Punk band UK Subs were detained upon entering the US and kept locked up for 24 hours with little to eat or drink and no sleep before being sent back to London.

They had the correct paperwork for their visit.

Basically don't bother going to the US folks, waste of your time and money.

[comeonamericawakeup]

Avoid the Trump border regime.

[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[typicallyexceptional]

There's people in the notes saying they're going to watch it anyway, and you know, I understand how you can start feeling so burned out and numb from the world that it may feel too hard to avoid things that will give you a little immediate relief in some way in order to avoid the long-term impact of funding these things.

But. If you can't bring yourself to avoid watching it, you better at least fucking pirate it.

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[toastyglow]

why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

[toastyglow]

"we can't let just ANYONE call themselves queer!!" what are you talking about. I'm steepling my fingers and gleefully cackling every time we Get Another One and you should be too. lock in.

[yaoiblackmold]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[gaytricorder]

this is my aesthetic:

[what-even-is-thiss]

Tips if u wanna start a tumblr blog:

Have an email

Make a tumblr account with said email

Be annoying on main

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[musashi]

hunting down this post to find that OP turned of reblogs has me heartbroken.

it's time.

[compassiontobin]

[sufficientlylargen]

This isn't a "leak", this is just wild speculation. OP just took last year's dates and assumed they'd be the same this year. They're just trying to pretend that they have insider knowledge.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

The stress and anxiety of recent events has made sleep extremely difficult, even with my nightly edible. Well, last night I dreamed Dickkk-tator Agent Orange had a stroke and died on live television, and a bunch of the most conservative members of the House and Senate became extremely sick with covid19, many of whom died because of it.

The conservative religious groups called this an act of "The Devil" and blamed everyone else except Agent Oranges died due to his diet of high cholesterol and high fat foods, nor did they accept covid19 is still killing over 1000 people every week in the US. Nope, totally something a bunch of witches, sinners, and blasphemers conjured up.

Everyone else was throwing a party and saying it was act of whatever deities they pray to.

Y'all, I woke up smiling. Oh, and I finally feel well rested. Now, we can only hope such things come to pass, and it happens soon.

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[coltonclay]

Once in the 3rd grade, we were learning about marine life. The material we were reading said that baby blue whales are around 50 feet long when they’re born. Our teacher stopped, realizing that a bunch of 8-9 year olds had no actual concept of how big that was, so she took us all out to the schoolyard with a tape measure. Now this tape measure only went up to 10 feet, so she had to mark off 5 total 10 foot increments. And when she was done, standing 50 feet away from us, she yelled back “And this is only a baby! Can you imagine how big adult blue whales are?” And let me tell you, the stunned, profound silence that came from this group of 12 normally chatty children still haunts me to this day. Every time I think about how big whales are, I remember that spring day in the 3rd grade.

[knittystitch]

[knittystitch]

Update

[they-see-me-rolling-dice]

JESUS CHRIST

[lovetheirloves]

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

[aquatixwitch]

By the way. If yall want to do a small and energy-saving act of resistance...start keeping a journal. No I mean seriously. Document everything about your daily life. Not so much the headlines, but I mean how things are for YOU, personally, every day. Your joys, pains, struggles, lights in the dark. Document it, because there are gonna be a lot of lies and gaslighting down the road in the future, and yes, historians read these and they're important to keep an account of everything happening.

Don't let them erase you from history. Don't let them make up lies to feed the future. We don't inherit the world from our parents, we borrow it from our children. Make sure they have a means to know the truth.

[muitosmezaninos]

Please keep a written physical journal, preferably using paper with long strands and somewhat neutral to basic PH. and nanquin ink instead of normal Bic pens. This will help with preservation and avoid paper degradation, a lot of late 1900s to early 80s documentation is completely destroyed because of poor materials erasing any chance of preservation.

[casie-mod]

When people in power want to outlaw your very existence because of ignorance and hate, just staying alive is an act of resistance.

[aquatixwitch]

I said pretty much the exact same thing but J think it got deleted. Exactly. Thank you, @casie-mod 😊 I appreciate you.