mrswatermelon

Shit writer and shit friend. Ily tho. She/her. rudeandnotginger on Wattpad and notgingerandrude on ao3. Head over to @rudeartnotginger to check out some of my fanart.

[uglyorangejacket]

STARRING: TEAM FREE WILL as AL

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

[lazarrusrising]

Every Episode of Supernatural: 82/327

4x22 Lucifer Rising, Dean and Cas pt9

[catasters]

[greatcometcas]

Dean's core is a hurt child with a thick shell of bravado, so we figured he'd connect with kids. Then Jensen Ackles made it sing with gruffness and warmth, so we kept doing it. (Eric Kripke, December 21, 2023)

[yugiohz]

imagine you’re Benny and you’re in purgatory and Dean Winchester keeps mentioning his angel companion like he’s killing monsters to find that angel. and when you finally meet the Angel he’s a stinky wet tired man in his late 30s like are you sure that’s your man and dean goes yesss <3

[hollanderthoughts]

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

[hollanderthoughts]

Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[stupid-elf]

Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…

With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[animentality]

[aqueerkettleofish]

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

[biglawbear]

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

[destielamv]

thanks @gravelghosts for making me feel very real emotions about the largest ball of twine in minnesota (also twine elsewhere)

in real life the pencil drawing is a bit bigger than 4″x3″. just a little guy!

[becauseofthebowties]

Dean and Cas are retired and just moved into their new home, a beautiful lakehouse, where they are spending their second wedding anniversary.

- for DESTIEL’S 2ND ANNIVERSARY EVENT by @destiversary - Day 13: post-canon/wedding ↳ a sequel to these posts • Happy anniversary Dean & Cas 💖

[loveinterestcastiel]

Castiel 4x10 Heaven and Hell/Gauri Salunkhe/Psyche revived by Cupid’s Kiss/Persephone’s Return by A.M./Dean 4x22 Lucifer Rising