mrswatermelon

Shit writer and shit friend. Ily tho. She/her. rudeandnotginger on Wattpad and notgingerandrude on ao3. Head over to @rudeartnotginger to check out some of my fanart.

[uglyorangejacket]

STARRING: TEAM FREE WILL as AL

[yugiohz]

imagine you’re Benny and you’re in purgatory and Dean Winchester keeps mentioning his angel companion like he’s killing monsters to find that angel. and when you finally meet the Angel he’s a stinky wet tired man in his late 30s like are you sure that’s your man and dean goes yesss <3

[hollanderthoughts]

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

[hollanderthoughts]

Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[fymenhera-deactivated20181216]

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

[velken]

[silentlycrazy]

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

[stupid-elf]

Today’s lucky ten thousand! Wait, no… That’s for things that are common knowledge…

With your help, we can make this reach ten thousand people! And then it will, in time, become common knowledge!

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[animentality]

[aqueerkettleofish]

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

[biglawbear]

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

[destielamv]

thanks @gravelghosts for making me feel very real emotions about the largest ball of twine in minnesota (also twine elsewhere)

in real life the pencil drawing is a bit bigger than 4″x3″. just a little guy!

[becauseofthebowties]

Dean and Cas are retired and just moved into their new home, a beautiful lakehouse, where they are spending their second wedding anniversary.

- for DESTIEL’S 2ND ANNIVERSARY EVENT by @destiversary - Day 13: post-canon/wedding ↳ a sequel to these posts • Happy anniversary Dean & Cas 💖

[loveinterestcastiel]

Castiel 4x10 Heaven and Hell/Gauri Salunkhe/Psyche revived by Cupid’s Kiss/Persephone’s Return by A.M./Dean 4x22 Lucifer Rising

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[buffythevampiresideblog]

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[yayobabydoll]

i do not have any disorders . these r symptoms of being an angel

[sailorsally]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[biggaybenny]

i think we need to see more cas internalised angelphobia crisis. gay angel crisis. I no longer want him to be like no im not even human, sexuality means nothing to me Dean it’s all good and beautiful and natural. I want dean to have a gay crisis and cas to be like GAY crisis?! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for me that i fell in love with a human??? GAY? your biggest problem is the ghost of your horrible dead dad whispers “faggot” in your ear whenever you put gel in your hair??? i fell in love with the equivalent of a semi-sentient butterfly who gets trapped on windowsills and dies when the window is open and right there! everyone thinks im a weird deviant and/or a fucking idiot ????? you’re ashamed because you’re not the man your dad wanted you to be because you want to suck off a cowboy, I’m ashamed because this is like if you fell in love with the slice of ham in your fridge

[biggaybenny]

@lazarrusrising so good