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[purple-dahlias]

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[lonelyroommp3]

december 24th 🗓️ 9pm 🕘 eastern standard time 🇺🇸 from here on in i shoot 🎥 without a script 📝 see if anything 🤔 comes of it 😒 instead of my old shit 😖💩 first shot 1️⃣ roger 👨‍🎤 playing the fender guitar 🎸 he hasn’t tuned 🎵❌ in a year 📆😳 (ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ 🤬) so we hear 🙄😬 he’s coming back from half a year of withdrawal (ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉˀ 🤨⁉️) not at aaalll 🎤🎶 are you ready? 💯 hold that focus steady 📹 tell the folks at home 📢 what you’re doing roger ❓(😎ᶦ’ᵐ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ🎼🤘) the phone rings 📞 (ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈᵎ😮‍💨) we screen 🎬 zoom in 🔍 on the answering machine… ☎️

[werepires]

The children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[shopwitchvamp]

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[c3rvida3]

The green M&M should've played Elphaba in Wicked because she is already green and controversial. Have not seen the play or read the book or seen the movie or ever cared about anything.

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[maculategiraffe]

my mom didn’t believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like “oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people’s stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it’s fun to pretend saint nicholas or ‘santa claus’ brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!”

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially “so mac, are you being good for santa claus?” and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly “he’s dead.”

[cannibalchicken]

[paper-mario-wiki]

both are valid approaches to the same problem

[dietspam16]

i don’t think these are even different approaches

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

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