Was going through the photos I took of my kitten and found this ones
And just couldn't help adding the silly text
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily
I'd rather be in outer space đž

Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.
untitled
trying on a metaphor

titsay

Andulka

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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER

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Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
đ©” avery cochrane đ©”

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Xuebing Du

bliss lane
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@myf-this
Was going through the photos I took of my kitten and found this ones
And just couldn't help adding the silly text
OH MY GOD THEIR MAKING ME SICK EJFBDJD
Yes, shadow milk fell asleep while Pure 'yearner' vanilla tried to ask what's his type
* Meanwhile, in another part of the beach, while they were having their moment, I was followed by a hord of ants*
More Pure 'yearner' Vanilla
OH MY GOD THEIR MAKING ME SICK EJFBDJD
Yes, shadow milk fell asleep while Pure 'yearner' vanilla tried to ask what's his type
* Meanwhile, in another part of the beach, while they were having their moment, I was followed by a hord of ants*
"Came back wrong"
but not the one who died, but the one who stayed alive
The one time I decided to go to the school bathroom
And a fucking earthquake happened what the fuck?
Ok...so apparently, my sorry ass somehow fuc*ed up posting soo I have to redo it
My pulls on the first day of the updateđ„łđ„ł
Fricking black sapphire came to me on the 11
And timey in the first 10
meanwhile, I'm well into the 30 pulls and no candy apple costume in sightđđ
(Also, I find it quite funny that I got dark enchantress and white lily in one 10)
Fricking luck karma, let me reroll that nat1
Me: Hey, so why do people say 'oh you summer child' when talking abt someone innocent?
Friend: Well-
Me: Nvm I just answered my own question
Friend: That's....how exactly??
Me:Well, for a lot of animals, early summer is their mating season, no? So if they're BORN in summer, it meant they weren't conceived in summer mating season!!
Friend: That's not...It doesn't - uhh wat????
HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT I'M OLDER THEN AO3
Ummmm....
Tumblr... here, my baby đđđ„đ„đŠđ°đ”âïžđ„
Haha (pls don't eat me)
Me preparing to read the most tooth-rotting fluff: Ok, so to not die, I have prepared a playlist with the most sad and gut-wrenching songs!
Me after just two sentences: it's... beautiful!! I'm meltiiing *I wail as sad music plays in the background*
*barges into the room with a microphone*
ORV BUT INSTEAD OF JOONGDOK MAKE IT MOSHANG
*drops the microphone before going out the window*
everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this oneâs not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed â0 notesâ
Itâs showing -1 notes
iâm gonna keep reblogging this and you canât stop me
I liked it and it said â1 noteâ
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE IâVE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????Â
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW⊠=((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
Iâm shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDNâT STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and itâs still broken. This lovely cursĂšd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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A day will come when i wonât reblog thisâŠ
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also itâs got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasnât
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time Iâve seen a post that broke the bots.Â
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
the 0 notes thing isnât too rare now but the bot loops are fun
I ate the notes
ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN
HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????
IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME
the dates these are sent on are broken for me
the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???
A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes
Ah, Tumblr
For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:
Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be
What did I stumble on?
Oh my fucking god its 2:30 in the morning and im here dying
Because i finally reached the Lloyd=water moment
its so funny that I have to fight for my fricking life heređđ
Some quick doodle i made in the cafe
If you think that Javier's hair is strange...well idk how to draw so I just gave up and left it like that
More cafe doodles!
Here Javier is daydreaming abt Lloyd while said man is tormenting the viscount with the water bill
Some quick doodle i made in the cafe
If you think that Javier's hair is strange...well idk how to draw so I just gave up and left it like that
Reminders for new ao3 users (in no particular order):
- filter your searches like you would on a library website or in an online catalogue
- donât post placeholders, fic searches, or recommendations as fics. DONâT! Itâs against ao3 TOS
- there is no algorithm. ao3 sorts by date posted/updated unless you filter with specific search criteria
- ao3 is a non profit. that means it doesnât sell ads to make money â it only survives on donations. this is why it can show you so many fics without ever flashing an ad or pop up at you!
- report fics that break TOS when you see them (I.e., placeholder fics, searches) to help other users navigate better
- the tag âdead dove, do not eatâ doesnât equate to gore/awfulness automatically. it is a complementary tag that enhances current tags. E.g., if the fic is tagged âgoreâ and âdead dove, do not eatâ the author really wants you to mind the gore tag
- most fandoms have a variation of âno beta, we die like (x character)â and they all link back to the âNo betaâ tag
- publishing a new fic sometimes means it wonât show up in the fandom/pairing tag for a few minutes
- subscribers receive update emails at different times, depending on when you update/publish your fic. thereâs no good way to predict when an e-mail will be sent â it can be in 30 seconds, or two hours later
- some fics are restricted by authors to those with ao3 accounts only. if you see a blue lock in the upper right corner, that fic is only visible to logged in ao3 users
- you can block commenters now! this didnât use to be a thing
- updating a fic just to stay at the top of the pairing tag/fandom tag is a dick move. unless youâre legitimately editing or adding chapters, this just annoys readers and fellow authors, and people will skip over your fic
- make sure that you tag your ships correctly, both romantic and platonic. Putting an â&â between a pair of names means that the ship is platonic. Putting a â/â between the characters means its romantic. For example: âGreg & Steveâ = platonic. âGreg/Steveâ = romantic. They are NOT interchangable.
- if your fic includes original character/s or reader insert or y/n or etc, then TAG THOSE IN THE CHARACTER TAGS. Not just in the relationship tags!! They are characters in the story, so include them in the character tags. Failing to do so means people who want to find fics with those tags wonât be able to, and people who want to exclude fics with those tags wonât be able to.
- NEVER EVER EVER ADD A LINK TO A PATREON OR KO-FEE ACCOUNT OR ETC. Ao3âs entire legal protection hinges on the fact that no one is making money from fics. If you start commissioning fics or linking to a monetary platform, you are in breach of the Ao3 terms, risking legal action, and risking ao3 as a whole. There are loads of authors/companies who WILL sue if they think youâre making money off their intellectual property.
- seconding what OP said about Dead Dove Do Not Eat. It doesnât automatically mean âgoreâ; it just means âheed the tags.â It means âHey yeah when I tagged this as [thing] I was NOT fucking around, ok? Only read this fic if youâre OK with reading [thing].â
additions from someone who has posted way too much on this site please listen to me:
there are no best times to post but generally sunday and monday are a good zone for traffic
you must double check and make sure the publication date matches the day a chapter is posted or it wonât show up on the first page of updates. sometimes you have to physically edit the posting date multiple times for this to be fixed.
on that note: artificially editing your publication date so your fic shows up at the top when you havenât added a chapter is the dickest of moves and will make you a pariah. do not do this. yes everyone will notice.
editing existing chapters doesnât count as updating a fic and wonât change the publication date.
ao3 usually adds weird spaces after italics if you copy and paste in your writing pre-formatted. it doesnât add these until after youâve saved a draft or posted so you have to re-edit.
check the âadd space after paragraphâ option in your word precessor of choice to avoid having to delete an extra space between all your paragraphs on ao3.
when you add a second chapter to a one chapter fic, your original start/end authors notes will now be appended onto the notes of every chapter unless you move them to the now extant first chapter notes sections. this is confusing, but youâll see what i mean.
to post on anon: add your fic to the anonymous (anonymous) collection. itâll take up to fifteen to minutes to show in the tag once posted. itâll show up (to you) as AUTHOR NAME: fic title. no one else sees it this way. it will never show up on your own dashboard unless you go to your stats page. if you ever de-anon, all your subs will get an email about it as if it were just posted.
if you update multiple fics at once, ao3 will group the updates into one email.
to transfer a fic to a new ao3 account: make a new account, make the new account a co-author, remove the old account as co-author.
you cannot mention money changing hands for fic on ao3, ever. donât say commissions. say a fic was requested if you must say anything. your fic can get taken down for this.
reply to comments or never complain about engagement in fandom.
per that: EVERY TIME YOU EDIT A COMMENT, THE AUTHOR GETS A NEW COPY OF YOUR COMMENT IN THEIR EMAIL. we can see all the edits. be aware.
tagging is both a warning and an enticement, do so accordingly. you really donât need to tag things that fall outside that unless you want to.
on that note: please donât do the âshort fics for 300 different fandoms in one ficâ thing. no one wants to scroll past that. i mean you can but it just makes it harder for people to find the thing youâve written that they want to read.
if you are really bad at summaries just think of it as a movie tag line and donât say youâre bad at summaries. donât neg your own fic.
re all the questions i saw in replies: fic searches are people looking for specific fics. i donât know what the fuck a placeholder fic is but these arenât fanworks and you canât post them. you canât post discord links or rp requests or complaints about fandom. you can post fanart and meta essays. thatâs allowed.
Also Ao3 has a google docs posting script that makes life so much easier when copy+pasting to post !
Donât offer an author âconstructive criticismâ or any kind of criticism unless theyâve explicitly asked for it. Not everyone who writes fic is trying to improve their craft, and itâs just generally bad manners to be critical about stuff youâve been given for free by people who arenât professionals. Itâs not Goodreads. Stick to the stuff you liked or donât comment at all.
Itâs also not facebook or instagram. Itâs fine and perfectly appropriate to comment on old stuff or read and comment on all of someoneâs works, just like you might take an interest in a published authorâs other work if you enjoyed one of their books. 99% of authors will be grateful.